Yes, I am totally a baby, I can't see nor talk, I cry loudly, I have no teeth, If I close my hand I feel that my skin is pure softness and is covered a little by a liquid.

So I got reincarnated? Damn, seems like those light novels or something that nerd of Date talked about all the time.

Now I need to restart my life from the beggining, great...

By the way, can you idiots stop exulting and cover me, please? I'm a fucking newborn, naked in a cold room, I'm literally freezing!

And you bas-, ehm, I mean dad, take those hands the fucking off from me!

Some time later

It seems like 1-2 months have passed, now I can see clearly, and it seems, luckily, that I have reborned in a wealthy family.

My father, who seems to be a merchant, is a middle-aged man with pointy black mustaches and a medium stature, which gives vibes of an expert merchant and an able negotiator.

He wears always the most refined purple clothes for some reason, never saw that man wear any other colours even his underwear is purple! Has this man an obsession or something? Wait, wasn't purple the symbol of like wealthness or something? Honestly, I never cared about it too much to remember.

Then, there is my mother, she is a... Ermh... How can I define her? Oh, yeah, she's a beatiful asian-like chick, which is strange considering my father and the other people's european looking, maybe she's a foreigner?

She, like every other women I've seen, wears chadorish veils of multiple colours, in contrast with those of the maids, who always wear a black one.

You're probably thinking that living in such a wealthy family is paradisiac but no, I see my parents often, yes, but only because we share a house and they don't think much of me, hell they sterilized me like one week after my birth! About my birth, why there was such a cold! Weren't you rich? Why must you make your child be born in a freezer?! What is your problem?!

Luckily for them I'm mentally 16 and don't need much of a care, but if I was 100% a baby then, boy how will I grow up.

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I'm also starting to understand a little bit of this world's language!

For example I discovered that money is "Nwbau".

Awesome, am I right?

Also I can crawl and walk for short distances! Don't usually babies start crawling at like 5-6 months? Is it because of I'm a reincarnation or is this the norm in this world since neither my parents seems care?

Oh, yeah, about the "in this world", I forgot to mention that it seems like I got reincarnated in another world, since there is no electricity, no plastic nor anything modern.

At first I didn't want to believe it and tried to be skeptycal about it, thinking "Maybe this only some weird political-religious community which refuse all modern inventions and discoveries", but all my doubts dissolved when I saw a map raffiguring a big, huge continent at the centre of an eclipse, which reminded me of ancient maps, like those of Tolomeus or that... what was his name? Coperncus? Coporcus? Copernutus? Well you get what I meant.

This is totally a parallel world... Well this is my reality now, so it's useless to ask myself this questions, or atleast, asking it now.

Maybe it was a work of a God? Maybe it's normal to reincarnate to parallel worlds?

But passing to the real questions...

I wonder, are there catgirls, too in this world?

Like, I'm not a furry, but I had kinda of a kink for them in my past life...

Some minutes later

Aww...

Ugh...

Hulululu...

Ok, enough with strange mental sounds, but seriously, what a bore!

What should I do? Oh I got it! I'll explore the house since I can already crawl.

As I walked into the quartz white hallway...rather, I should call it road since it's something like 10 meters wide?

Well, as I walked into the "road" I noticed one of the maids hurriedly walking into a room, leaving the door of said room open.

Out of curiosity I walked to the door and peeked.

The scene appearing in front of me was... greatly unexpected.

Wha-?!

Turns out it seems that my mother, my father and the recently naked maid enjoyed doing...uhhhhh...that in a "different" and "spicy" way, I'll not go into detailes, but there were lashes.

I guess this kind of thing exists in this world, too.

So, my father is a womanizer, uh?

It makes me remember of my past life, where all the girls in my class would go crazy for me, but, that doesn' mean I wasn't a romantic person, in fact, I never had the courage to confess to my love for Tanaka-chan, the cutest thing in the universe, and when she blushes she was so much...ADORABLE!

It's a pity I'll never remeet her...

Welp, I guess thinking of my past life is nothing but a humor destroyer.

I'll continue exploring the house, while trying to delete from my brain what I've just seen.

I started crawling again through the "road", unaware that one of the greatest events in this world, (and one of the most important in my old world, too) the one which will make my future, was unfolding in the, uknown to me, at the rime, country of Vissatia.