Life was great. You may think it's still great but I don't. And you want to know why???? Well, let's start it off...

I was an average businessman working with a slightly higher job and income than all the commoners... that includes you know. I had a loving wife and God blessed me with two jewels that I call my bundles of joy. This could be an ideal and model family but then again the only wrong part was my hobby.

At night I would secretly watch anime and novels because of... well uhh because I want to? It amuses me how these fake and 2D characters can get within a person's heart at first, but over time I ate my words because I was also infected by the stockh- anime syndrome. 

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But Wang Xun! You may ask. What's wrong with life then!? Hush little children let senpai tell you...

In a mere matter of days, it went all to shit... We got a divorce, I never got to see my precious jewels and I may or may not have spent a lot more time on anime and the forbidden part to it. When I woke up, however, I saw it was a place different than my old one. It was grandiose and had an ancient aspect to it.

Pretty fucking weird if you ask me. But for some reason, there was a giant in front of me and I tried to look around to see even more towering giants around. What is this? A fuckin loli hentai shit? I tried to look at my body and what I saw was that now I'm a baby.

Oh great... That's a great way to torture the MC AUTHOR. I mean you could've at least you know NOT PUT ME IN THIS CHILD BODY THANK YOU!