“I stroooooong!!!!!!”

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CHAPTER: I

“I stroooooong!!!!!!”

Invijible panda reincarnated to the world of “Re︙wan kara hajimeru isekai seikatsu” (I remembered!)

But, this is 1 million years before. Su**ru not there. E**lia not there. Everyone monkey and ape.

Invijible panda thought, “This place not interesting.”

And then, invijible panda reincarnated to this world.

Invijible panda can’t be seen. So, invijible panda steal. Invijible panda steal a smartphone. But, invijible panda pay beforehand. Thieving people aren’t good.

However, invijible panda is a panda. So, it’s okay.

Invijible panda read novels at “Let’s Write a Novelist.”

“Let’s Write a Novelist”? What’s that? I also don’t get it. A copy of “Let’s Become a Novelist,” I guess?

Reading on this site? This novel is published elsewhere. Support the author by seeking out the original.

In any case, invijible panda read a novel. That novel was “Alice’s Story.”

Alice’s Story:

I am Alice.

I am an ojou-sama.

So, I go to an ojou-sama school.

My friend’s name is Alice. Actually, everyone’s name is Alice. Alice is a good name. And, Alice is elegant and graceful, but, for the most part, that’s the only English that we know.

My friend said,

“Alice, it is good to meet you on this fine morning.”

“Ah, Alice, it is also good to meet you on this fine morning.”

“Alice, Alice is fighting Alice.”

“Alice is!? Really?”

“Yes, Alice is fighting.”

“I was surprised; Alice is elegant and refined.”

“Who will win?”

“Of course, Alice.”

“No, Alice will win.”

“How?”

“Please look.”

There, Alice was eating miso soup. But, Alice was using chopsticks.

“Perfect elegance…”

To be continued.

Invijible panda was happy! This was interesting.

Next, invijible panda read, “Invijible Panda.” Invijible panda had an angry face. But, invijible panda can’t be seen, so invijible panda’s face wasn’t there.

So, invijible panda destroyed Japan. Invijible panda wants to kill me.

But, wo shi zhongguoren! (But, I’m Chinese!)

So, invijible panda destroy China.

Hahaha! I am really a Japanese!

…But, japan was destroyed.

What do I do, I don’t want to die.

Korea? No, I like Kpop.

I get it!

Supa invijible panda is invijible panda’s senpai. Supa invijible panda said,

“This country is our home!”

Uh, umm, continuu!?