Dinner that night was, in a word, awkward.

All three of them were silent and giving the others sly glances, unsure how to broach the subject of the night's activities. Rick had no idea what to say. Based on comments after his slip up, a bisexual pseudo-amazon forest elf wanted to have sex with him. All so she can use his magic to grow a dick.

Did he want to indulge her in this? He most certainly did. The young elf was tall, shredded, and curvy in all the right places. She was downright sexy. If a young woman like her approached him back in his old life, asking for a few nights of fun, he would have agreed on the spot. But that was his life before everything changed.

Before Sade.

“Okay! I’m just going to say this out loud. How the fuck is this going to work?” He exploded.

When Rick didn’t get a response from the two women, he let his frustration out with a giant sigh. “Look, I was raised in a strictly monogamous culture.” He looked to Sade as he did his best to explain why this was so awkward for him. “We may not be courting each other but you are the one I am currently with, your opinion and your happiness is important to me. If you say that I shouldn’t have sex with Tyr for any reason, then that is final.”

Sade looked flustered at his open confession of his feelings for her. Tyr looked pensive. Rick could just barely make out a few words that she muttered under her breath.

“So if I can get Sade ta join in…”

Tyr took that opportunity to saddle up next to Sade. She wrapped her large arms around the smaller woman in an embrace that was more than a little intimate. Sade let out a squeal of surprise before the larger woman gently locked lips with her.

Sade got over her shock fairly quickly, and even started to moan with desire. Her chocolate and pink lips shifted and parted slightly. Rick swore that the two were engaging in some sort of tongue duel.

What the balls is going on?! He was more than a little confused. And more than a little aroused.

Their hands began to rub and knead each other's backs, softly at first, then with greater force and urgency. Low moaning escaped from their locked mouths before Tyr forced herself to break away from the deep kiss.

Sade was panting slightly, her slender torso rising and falling with each breath. Rick was at full attention from the display, in a manner of speaking.

Tyr fixed her gaze on them both. “Rick, Sade, would the two of you like to fuck me until we all pass out?” The humans both gave enthusiastic nods. “Good.” She purred.

The elf unwound her arms from Sade and leaned down to give her a soft peck on the forehead. “What ya decide ta do afterwards is of no concern of mine.” She stood up, sauntered over to the cart, and then turned to face them. “But I guarantee this will be a night for us to remember.” With that, she proceeded to climb inside.

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Sade moved to join but noticed Rick unmoved from his position on the rock he used as a seat for dinner. His mind just couldn’t adequately process the current events. It was like the needle jumped off the track and was just skipping along the side of the record.

His mental gears locked back into place when Sade grasped his hands and pulled him up to his feet. “I, uh… what just happened?” he asked with masterful eloquence.

She let out a musical chuckle. “If an elf asks for a fuck, why say ‘no’?.”

Rick's mind came back to full power at her words. “I’m sorry. What did you just say?”

Sade smiled and began to lead him to the wagon. “Just some words of wisdom. There is not enough time to dive into the history of the phrase, but I will highlight the major points.”

“Would you consider our dear Tyrillian beautiful?”

“Yeah, of course. T-the same as you!” Rick answered, barely catching himself and squeaking a compliment Sade’s way.

“I am quite flattered you would put me on the same pedestal as an elf.” She said in a mild teasing tone, showing that she knew full well of the hole he nearly dug himself into. “My point is that forest elves are as sexy as they are powerful. They often ask the various single residents of the border towns if they would like to join them for some fun while they visit.”

“So they are as horny as they are sexy?” Rick asked

“Precisely!” She said with a soft rap of her knuckles on his chest. “Most people who live close to elven territory even consider those wild trysts a rite of passage.” She tapped her finger against her lip in thought. “Although, I have heard that in some rare instances they can sometimes be a bit… pushy.”

That was certainly a word that could be used to describe their new friend. “I can imagine. But it looks like that kiss got more than a little heated on both sides.” He gave her a look of mild concern. “And are you interested in… other women?”

She burst out laughing at his question. “I honestly never thought I would be. But I felt a spark of something after the shock wore off. I want to explore that a bit more, I want to see where this takes us. Regardless of the outcome, an elf just asked us to fuck.” She shot him a knowing look.

“And if they ask, why say ‘no’?” He intoned.

She smiled. “I can not think of a reason, can you?”

He chuckled. “I can’t either. Let’s see where this goes.”

They passed by a large sack that they stuffed the bug monster in earlier in the day. Tyr told them earlier that most animals avoided the scent of monsters, even dead ones. So they didn’t need to worry about the corpse disappearing in the middle of the night from a desperate scavenger. They parted the cloth covering their wagon and stepped inside.

“About time the two of ya came in ta answer me request.” She was sitting on the bench in a relaxed pose. “I was about ta show ya the consequences of saying ‘no’.” Her smirk told Rick that she was more than likely just playing around after eavesdropping on their conversation outside.

She really needs to work on her phrasing, someone could get the wrong idea about her views on consent. Rick inwardly winced at the poor choice of words.

Giving her the benefit of the doubt, he decided to play along a bit. “And what are the consequences exactly?”

She shrugged her shoulders. “No idea. I honestly never had anyone refuse me before.”

Her hands moved to the ties on her leather vest. The armor fell away to the floor and she stretched her arms above her head with relief. Rick could see the outline of her nipples poking out from the thin shirt she wore underneath her leathers. He heard rustling to the side and saw Sade was in the process of disrobing as well.

I guess it’s time for me to strip as well. He thought wryly.

The things he did for love.