If you could be a supervillain, would you be? No one wants to be someone truly evil, but being a ranting goofball that always manages to fail at the critical point in their grandiose plan, that doesn't sound half bad. This story delves into someone with the power to be anything that decided to be such a villain.  There is a longer version published on Amazon and Barns and Noble, but while in the process of writing the other books in this trilogy I decided I hated the original so I'm rewriting it here. I plan to publish the entirety of the three books in this document, publishing one chapter every two weeks. I hope you like it.