Alrighty then, brains sort of fully functioning again, body working like a well oiled machine and I don’t feel like I’m going to be having an aneurysm anytime soon (which is always a good sign if I do say so myself).
Right so apparently I have to go from most recent...or I could group them by type, thank you random notification filter that appeared literally two seconds ago.
Hmm...What do I begin with?
We’ll start with the nice things why don’t we?
Skills!
Apparently I can do them in order or just do them randomly..hmm well it’s obvious; randomise!!
Through luckily gaining a skill that most assuredly saved your life, you prevented yourself from having a literal aneurysm, although ironically you died from that mere days after this notification.
Due to lucky situation Lucky increases by 1 level
No one else can become lucky by delaying their brain from turning into mush through the learning of a skill.
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Huh, that’s a strange notification? Why is it telling me of something that happened after it happened?
Wait? Can Allie...oh ok, since she’s a really advance AI I guess she can fiddle around with notifications...huh, that’s pretty cool. Makes it feel like a special notification!
Alright, now my luck level is 3, guess that’s good (though I’m not exactly happy about the situations I’ve been put in to gain any of them, actually none of them were technically my choice!).
Anyways, to the next notification.
Due to leveling up Speedy to Level 10 it has derivated into a new skill called Accelerate
Accelerate leveled up x2
Skill: Accelerate [lvl 3] 3%
You have done so much with your body as such an accelerated speed, you have naturally become so, +40% movement speed +25% attack speed +200% satiety consumption rate
Passive 10% movement speed increase(not stacking with active bonus)
Cost: none Duration: Sustained
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Did...Did I just get a seriously broken skill? I mean look at that! 40% movement speed WOW, 25% attack speed!? 10% passive movement speed (not that I’ll ever turn this off!) BUT JUST LOOK AT THAT SATIETY USE! I’m going to hoover bread like its air.
Oh and I do enjoy how the notifications of levelling it up came together, really stops a hassle, thanks Allie (supposedly).
Right, that was awesome! Now let’s see what other godly skill increase I get.
After continually using your fast hands at speeds far faster than they should and could be going, with the derivation of Accelerate, fast hands also derivates into the Sub-Skill: Blurred Hands
Sub-Skill: Blurred Hands
Levels up with Accelerate
When performing actions(non-combat) hands will move 50% faster. 12.5% percent attack speed increase.
Passive
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So that’s 37.5% attack speed increase!?! THAT’S JUST BROKEN!!!
I mean I literally just got some of these skills and I only spent thirteen days (straight) doing this, such little time for a huge amount of increase! (albeit the level plummet, which did finally get me down to level one thanks to the log off death).
Ok, I’m actually ecstatic to see what’s next!
Through continually using both hands in a variety of different situations including using your offhand as your weapon hand, you have increased you ambidextrous level
Due to varied use of ambidexterity, Ambidextrous gains 2 levels.
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Ok, that’s pretty cool I guess, means that ooh, offhand penalty is now 30% lower.
Well, seems like anyone who wants to dual wield really needs a level 10 ambidextrous in the least.
Hmm maybe if I check out who’s trying to write with both hands at school I can see who’s going for dual wielding??
Anyways, not that interesting compared to the rest so onwards!
Due to being driven into a literal corner to cook under immense pressure for a long period of time you have improved manipulation of your Personal Aura Skill: Fear-Driven
Personal Aura Skill: Fear-Driven[Lvl 5]
Fear is the key to giving oneself a burst of energy and adrenaline to keep them alive in the direst of situations. This skill is a personal aura, never being able to affect anyone but yourself.
Gives a 10% speed increase, 5% increase to AGI and increase reaction time by 0.05 seconds
Cost: none, Duration: Sustained, Prerequisite: Single state of mind and Fear Status
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Oh My God! I forgot about this. So actually with this extra 10% speed increase (just speed, so it’s literally all types!?!) that’s 47.5% attack speed increase (that’s INSANE!).
What’s next and how can it be better!!?
Due to being subject to psychological torture with false hope you have been ridden with terror at failing for over three days straight allowing you to harness a new Personal Aura Skill: Terror-Driven
Personal Aura Skill: Terror-Driven[Lvl 2]
Terror is much worse than fear; it constricts the heart and shuts off the mind.
Thus it is far worse to be terrified than just in fear. This skill is a personal aura, never being able to affect anyone but yourself.
Reduces Terror status to fear status while active.
Gives a 6% speed increase, 4% increase to AGI and increase reaction time by 0.04 seconds
Cost: none, Duration: Sustained, Prerequisite: Single state of mind and Terror Status
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WAIT WHAT? So that means that I can’t have the terror status and apart from that it’s exactly the same as Fear-driven just slightly higher increases?
Wait a second; this could make things have more sense:
Due to extreme stress forcing brain into abnormal state of fear your body becomes affected by it
STATUS: Fear
50% penalty to attack speed and damage. Bests and other monsters willing to target the weak have 50% more agro towards you.
Due to extreme trauma forcing brain into abnormal state of terror your body becomes affected by it
STATUS: Terror
Unable to move, Unable to fight. Only able to cower. Percentage of heart failure dependent on aura power and level difference.
Huh, so having the terror status literally means that I’m kind of screwed...BUT NOT WITH TERROR-DRIVEN WAHAHAHA!!
Now I see such a use in that skill and why Cindy wanted me to have it so very badly: with Fear I can still fight, but with Terror, I can’t even run away.
ALSO IT EXPLAINS HOW I DIED FROM CINDY’S AURA OF TERROR.
Ooh, I’ve really got to get that now!
Well keep that locked up until later, for I have more notifications to get through!
Through successfully multiple meals over and over again without stop till perfection is assured, or at least the food is not raw or burnt, you have improved your cooking skill
Cooking has increased level x6
Skill: Cooking [lvl9]
Allows you to cook dishes in your recipe list. Quality is dependent on skill proficiency and user’s skill
Recipes:
Rabbit soup
Fried Elk
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Well damn, that’s hell of an increase...BUT I’LL NEVER COOK AGAIN, NEVER!!!
Moving swiftly on to get rid of this true horror of a skill.
Through repeatedly suffering and persevering through multiple different and repeated statuses, your Endurance has increased
Skill: Endurance [Lvl 2] 8%
Debuff statuses are nothing to you, for they will not stop you no matter what.
debuff statuses will last 12% less time buff statuses will last 6% less time(not including sustained buffs)
Cost: none Duration: permanent
Through repeatedly getting multiple different statuses, your absorbing body has become more attuned to them
Unique Special Skill: Absorbing body [Lvl 2] 9%
Your body has been affected by your use of Aura manipulation, making it more receptable to all statues.
12% more chance to gain statuses
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Cost: none, Duration: permanent
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Cool, it also seems like they’ll increase at mostly the same speed (maybe the difference is because I gained a debuff and then died...).
Right onwards we go!
Due to learning new Auras, your Aura manipulator skill has leveled up!
Talent: Aura Manipulator [Lvl 3]
Levels up due to Aura Skills
Auras are the basis of emitting your innermost feelings and emotions to the outside world.
Almost all can unconsciously create auras, though few know how to manipulate them, consciously deciding what others can feel being emitted.
Auras have a range of 3 metres, 3% effectiveness
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Hmm so I’m guessing I’ll need 3 new skills to gain a new level?
Jeesh that might take some time...
But until then, let’s get the rest of these notifications sorted out!
By forcing your body to ignore its needs and its exhaustion, you have pulled strength from within your depths. Therefore you have unlocked the ability to do as and thus this Special skill: Second Wind
Special Skill: Second Wind[Lvl 1] 0%
Taking the powers deep within you, you empower yourself, ready to fight once more.
Dispel all physical and mental debuff statuses.
Regain hit points equal to you VIT x Lvl .
Can only be used again after a proper sleep.
Cost: none Cooldown: until user gets a proper sleep
Due to exerting a traumatic amount, yet still ripping from deep within you the strength to remain not only living but functional, you have gained the skill Third Wind.
Third Wind is a derivative skill of Second Wind and thus replaces it.
By forcing your body to ignore its needs and its exhaustion, you have pulled strength from within your depths and even after that you have still ripped more strength from the depths of your body and soul, sustaining you. Therefore you have unlocked the ability to do as and thus this Special skill: Third Wind
Special Skill: Third Wind[Lvl 1] 0%
Taking the powers deep within you, you empower yourself, ready to fight once more.
Dispel all physical and mental debuff statuses.
Regain hit points equal to you VIT x Lvl .
Two uses until cooldown sets.
Can only be used again after a proper sleep.
Cost: none Cooldown: until user gets a proper sleep
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Wow wow, that’s hell of a skill!
And it’s one of the ones that Cindy was trying to teach me!
Omg sneaky woman! She actually made me learn that in the midst of all that hell!
I’m actually impressed (with both me and Cindy of course).
Right, can’t be that many notifications...nope there’s still 99*, this might take a while...
Even when your body should not respond, your brain should be fried to smithereens from excessive work an extreme lack of sleep. Even when by all rights your body should be dead, it still continues.
Why? Because of a simple thing called Willpower, which you have harnessed and manipulated into the Personal Aura: Pure Willpower
Personal Aura Skill: Pure Willpower [Lvl 3] 2%
Through blood, sweat and tears, you have continued on with a single thought in your mind; to complete the task ahead, no matter what. That thought represents the purity of your aura, your unbridled emotion of pride to carry out and finish what you started.
Ignores 14 statuses of any kind as long as this aura is active
Cost: none Duration: Sustained, Perquisites: Single state of mind, more than 14 statuses
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WELL I KNOW WHAT I’M TRAINING UP ON!
I MEAN LOOK AT THAT EFFECT! If I get that up to level 10, that’s 30 statuses, 30! I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHEN I’LL HAVE THAT MANY DIFFERENT TYPES. But when I do? I’ll be freaking invincible to them!! That’s AWESOME!
Though I have to have at least 14 statuses active at one time...wow I must’ve been extremely messed up to have that many different types of status...
Right, so I’m definitely planning to use that, but what else do I have to revel over?
Through excessive and traumatic practice, you have succeeded, even if briefly, to split your mind into multiple segments, allowing you to control multiple things at once and preserving your life through your daunting task. Thus you have learnt a Special Class Skill: Split-Mind(5)
Special Class Skill: Split Mind(5) [Lvl 1] 0%
The ability to split one’s mind is not an easy one to achieve. But to be able to split one’s mind into 5, is a rare feat among many, especially those who have just begun…it’s almost an impossibility.
Has the ability to split mind into five different sections. Each split is more difficult in the last and will decrease mental capacity and speed.
Cost: none Duration: Sustained
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I GOT IT! WOOOO!
OMG I CAN DO 5 TOO? WHEN THE HELL DID I DO THAT? WAIT, I THINK THE QUESTION SHOULD BE HOW IS IT JUST 5?
If I remember correctly (which I most definitely do) I was doing way more than 5 things...
Well whatever, I believe I can increase the number of times I can split my mind through practice (not like I’m going to be able to split it into 5 like magic now...no siree. I think it’s just telling me that I’m able to do it which is always nice).
So that’s just awesome; I’ve gotten 2 out of 4 skills Cindy was going to teach me as well as an absolute bunch of other skills and level ups!
All at the cost of my sanity and 9 levels...all in all totally freaking worth it!
Though going through it again may not produce any better results since it’ll be repetition and rpg’s don’t usually reward repetition much, especially VRRPG’s...
Right, so scrolling through notifications and all my skill increase are gone...now to have a little peek at the statuses I got
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WOW that’s hell of a lot of statuses:
Aneurysm, anaemic, amputated leg, amputated foot, amputated fingers, amputated hand, amputated arm ,Blind(temporary), Blind(permanently), Bleeding, Burnt, Brain damaged, Broken hand, Broken foot, Broken leg, Broken arm, Broken skull, Broken neck, Dehydrated, Dead leg, Dead arm, Dead body, Exhausted, Fatigued, Hungry, Internal bleeding, poisoned(uncooked food), Mental meltdown, starving, Thirsty, Tired.
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Wow that’s quite a few (even if some are obvious repeats and quite a few are just supped up versions of eachother) and a few of them are a little strange...
Due to massive internal bleeding in the cranium due to many factors, you have an aneurysm
STATUS: Aneurysm
Your brain becomes literal mush and you die.
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O...k? So apparently I had this two...Oh that’s how I got my lucky level up! Apparently my Pure Willpower got rid of this in the nick of time?!? (I’m totally guessing but I think I’m on the right track here!).
So apart from the strange, you die aneurysm status (which really has no right being a status to be honest) the only other strange ones are dead body and mental meltdown.
Well mental meltdown is the precursor to aneurysm with only decreasing mental capabilities by ¾. Whereas dead body means all limbs are not responding to spine’s signal (due to full on exhaustion in this case I believe).
Luckily the statuses are pretty simple to deal with so I didn’t have to open them up and see what they did to me; Most of them kind of gave the game away with their names.
So now onto, surprisingly just two notices...hmm seems like I had 118 status notices (Oh that makes up for why the Absorbing body is level 2 and 9%!.
Right, so a message and an award...ooh, which to go for first?!
Message, let’s leave the best for last shall we?
Ooh, apparently the message is from Allie? That’s pretty damned strange.
ISKADI, your brain and body seem unable to continue thus i’m sending an automated message to warn you to stop playing and take a break.
If you decide to ignore this message, then all fault of true death lies on you.
Huh...heartless but then again fair enough.
Though...why is that all the warning I got? I mean even if I did read that in my completely wrecked state, I probably wouldn’t have noticed or cared by that point anyways.
Bit of a terrible lifesaving system if you ask me.
But oh, the message doesn’t end there (By the way, that message was send on the end of the ninth day, ooh seemed like that was the important day).
Iskadi, well done for surviving the ordeal and as a reward, I have granted you a title, which at a church, can become your active title instead of the one you equip currently.
That message was sent when I first logged in maybe, two hours ago now? Hmm that’s nice of her.
So let’s go see what lovely title I’ve been given!
You have earned a title for being the first player to have survived to the thirteenth day in game without a single pause within or without game to catch some sleep. Thus you have been granted the title:
Unbreakable
You can only have one title equipped at a time.
Since you already have a title, this will not be set as your default title
Unbreakable: Physical and Mental status effects reduced by half (after other status reducing effects take place)
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Not bad...not bad indeed. Definitely something to use within the late game...ooh I can just dream of having so many statuses and with them barely affecting me, Truly this is my path to glory!
Though first, I have two nights planned with Thalia *Shiver* and one and a half days to do one psyche essay, redo a physics report, complete and English essay and redo the math’s too.
At least now I can multitask!
...Wait, I didn’t gain the multitask skill? Was it because it’s too similar to Split mind and other skills I have already so there’d be no point?
Hmm, might have to ask a certain someone about that...but until then, homework while fighting wolves it is!
So if I inverse the matrix then i’ll be getting
-86 -14 -14 -28 -14 (-22/320)
Haha god that weapon speed is beautiful.
Apparently, thanks to all my new bonuses, i can get two attacks most of the time when the enemy’s are stunned.
And now finding the matrix of minors I get that and that finishing me off for this question woo!
Surprisingly I’m starting to get better at this whole multitasking, split mind thing.
I can now fight wolves using all my skills while doing one piece of homework.
Like a week ago I would’ve have ever thought of doing this, but after Cindy’s hell, easy peasy.
Though according to a little new bar I have under my rage bar (it’s an empty bar) I’ve only split my brain into two.
Ah right, the new bar; it’s an empty bar which fills up with empty circles when I split my mind (so it starts with one circle). And the circles fill up when I’ve focused that part of the mind and finally they light up when I’m using them.
It’s a useful little tracker as to how well I’m splitting my mind.
Quite useful indeed.
Although even after hours I haven’t been able to split my mind into three.
Why? I have no idea. I’ve got Split Mind (5) so I should be able to do it!
But alas, I can’t get past 2.
Hmm, I’ll ask Cindy tomorrow, for tonight, I’m busy with the hell called Thalia.
Entering the small, blackened interior, I see her potting about her alchemical station letting forest green fumes whirl into the sky harmlessly.
“Why, thought I wouldn’t be seeing you anytime soon” Her small tongue licks her quite se-NO NO no lips.
“I’m free for 2 nights ehe” Keeping my face as calm as I can get, I make my way over to the bed, walking through the subtle pathway created by the large mass of books.
Unequipping my ragged clothing, I grab my book along with the ink and quill.
Stepping into the moonlight, I see the silver light shimmer off her charcoal skin, causing all that I’ve written to glint.
She hasn’t washed in a week
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Ok really shouldn’t be thinking that first but I mean if my writing’s still on there...
Though her hair still looks really smooth and clean...oh wait she’s an alchemist, she’s probably got some form of showering potion which sounds pretty reasonable to be honest.
Right, ignoring her long legs shining in the moonlight, along with the tattered furs the seemingly slip off her smooth body, because I am head deep into the pillow.
All I’m thinking of tonight is Missy and Gannor, for I can see Missy here now (although her father is bound to be there).
Missy and Gannor, Missy and Gannor, Soft br-OH GOD NO Breathe BREATHE.
Calm down Kal, caolm down, there’s nothing there, just your vivid imagination.
“Hey Kal” Her warm tongue explores my ear oh so goo-Terrible, disgusting not a thing!
“What is it?” I ask slightly in fear (I mean women haven’t exactly been the nicest beings towards me these past few weeks).
“Turn around?” I swear it sounds way more like a command then a question by her tone...but then again why would I ever believe it’s a question in the first place?
Gulping and keeping my eyes to the roof, slowly turn around, finding my legs to be free from their usual binding.
Though out of the corner of my eye, her chest seems a lot flatter today, and there is no hot breath on my neck either.
Failing to resist curious temptation, I peek down...phew it’s only her back, thank god or I probably would’ve just added fuel to her desiring fire.
“You know what to do” She says with a girlish giggle.
What? Wait! What am I suppose to do, I’ve never been big spoon before!
Plus I’m erm...quite a bit shorter than her (like she’s 1,80 really quite tall compared to me).
Uhhh...so leg over hers?
*Gulp*
Sliding my leg on top of hers, I feel her shiver GOD DAMMIT STOP THAT; YOU’RE NOT SENSITIVE EVERYWHERE!
Calming the thunderous heart in my chest, I slide my hand between her neck and the bed, making sure to keep palm down and far away from the danger zone.
Though she catches my hand half way and ooh-NO No, that’s not a feeling, I REFUSE the feeling.
She finally lets my hands go, slighter damper than before *Shiver* she’s scary, very scary.
She’s so scary that I only just noticed that my leg is actually crossing over in her high thigh (why am I so small)! IGNORE IT, FORGET IT ALL, just continue forward. It’ll be over soon.
Grabbing my book, I place it by my other hand (by reaching over yes, and no I didn’t look down) before transferring the ink and quill next.
Disengaging my chest from her warm, pulsating back, I begin to read over her shoulder, ignoring everything below it.
Position 12..Ramitses III
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Er what?
First, you must be behind your partner
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DAMMIT I HATE THIS BOOK.
Chucking the book down, I take a few deep breaths, TRYING to forget that although I’m not the one being spooned, I don’t feel as liberated as I should.
Ok, back to reading, ignoring the irony which I have a feeling she’s planned.
Starting to write, I begin just below her armpit and down her sides almost at once causing her to shiver lightly.
It’s just because of the cold!
Continuing to write, I get a page done in almost ten minutes, but her shivering get continually worse, to the point where her thighs are moving back and forth in a smooth motion.
Wait, I’m noticing things...that’s not good, noooo nonono. If I’m noticing things it’s definitely a trap!
Immediately I stop writing, hoping that will calm her oversensitive body only to end up being given a good picture of her squirming body and soft pan-DO NOT BELEIVE IF YOUR SENSEs, it’s all a lie, all a lie.
Looking at it is a lot different from feeling it though, it almost looks-DISGUSTING, HORRIFYING, NOT NICE AT ALL but her pants are really NO REAL, NOT REAL, ONLY MISSY IS REAL ONLY MISSY...
ONLY GANNOR IS REAL!
Ahh, thinking of Gannor really helped disperse whatever pink that entered my mind
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Oh how about I split up my mind, Gannor for one and writing for another.
In theory, it sounds like a great idea...in practice it’s not quite so pretty.
Thinking of Gannor killing me in a most brutal fashion kind of distracted me causing me to shake more than once and almost ruin all my writing.
“Oh are you cold?”
“N-” I don’t get to finish my sentence as she turns around WHAT A LOVELY ROOF THIS IS! And she entraps me once more, my legs between stuck between her thighs, my chest squishing against A WALL, A SQUISHY WALL WHICH HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THALIA AT ALLLL.
Breathe; it’s not real, breat-mm her tongue is delic-NOnononononono GANNOR RIPPING ME TO SHRED, EATING MY GUTS AND DRINKING MY BLOOD.
Ohh better, but not quite distracting me from that snakeish invader which oh sends tingles down my spine IN FEAR in fear, only in fear.
Concentrate on Missy concentrate on her, try to remember her features, softly, innocently. Forget about this room, this place, just remember Missy wearing her sexy Corse-THIS ISN’T HELPING!
BACK TO GANNOR.
Losing myself in the haze that is endless replays of my savage deaths, I, for a moment, forget that Thalia’s sweet, supple tongue is caressing mine.
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Wait, how did I finish that sentence without a problem?
I spot Gannor ripping my head off and lapping my blood, but his tongue feels just as smooth and soft at Thalias...Why am I not reacting?
All I can feel is fear, terror from Gannor but in the back of my mind I can feel Thalia but only as a passing thought?!?
“Mmm, seems like you need a few lessons on what to do” I feel her tongue gently squeeze mine feeling soo goo-WAIT A SECOND, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?
Forgetting completely about Gannor for a second, my vision fills or rather I actually concentrate on Thalia’s deep black eyes and intricate red tattoos, and the fact that MY TONGUE is in her mou-OH GOD THIS ISN’T HAPPENING, NOPE, NOPE IT’S ALL A BIZARRE NIGHTMARE.
I do spot one light to my left turning off
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REALLY? My split mind caused me to focus on Gannor leaving my body to just give in to temptation!? I GOT TO GET THIS SORTED OR WHO KNOWS WHAT I’LL DO...
Actually I can guess that-NO IT’S NOT SOMETHING I’M THINKING ABOUT NO, ONLY FOR MISSY, OOH, NONONONO
Focus on Gannor once more, but don’t leave your body alone, keep focusing on that too, making sure I am in control of myself...
Surprisingly, not that difficult since I can clearly feel the distinction between Gannor and the mass of pink that’s swirling through my mind caressing me just like her long fingernails up my ar-AAAAH FORGET THE FEELING, DIE PINK DIE!
I have to make sure to feel the pink, just feel it, but not move on it, in the slightest...
Maintain it, control ooh that twirling was scrump-FOCUS. Maintain the pink, keep it bridled in.
Feel it but don’t act on it, like a scratch, like a hot, sweaty and se-SCRATCH LIKE A SCRATCH!
Don’t itch it, don’t do it.
Focus on Gannor itching you with his sharp sexy-DAMMIT REIN IN THE PINK.
GANNOR’S SHARP CLAWS skinning me alive....hooo the feeling of her nails zipping up my bac-BEING SKINNED BEING SKINNED!
Control both, maintain both, focus on both but do not act on either
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This is going to be a long night...