Proloque:
-Start flashback-
A young man walked out from a certain apartment building. Many people often look at his direction not because of he is handsome but he is weird and awkward looking.
He is wearing a yellow t-shirt, red short, and blue crocs looking like a christmas tree. His walking posture is like those of hunchback people adding with his sinister smiley face. Making people think he is weird, awkward, and clearly do not have fashion sense.
*Cough**cough*
"Yeah, that's me in my previous life"
"I am Joseph Mercado, a Filipino, and no, I'm not good at singing as foreigners often assumed nor talented in any platforms. Maybe I'm good at staying home all day watching animes and reading lightnovels and mangas. Although, I think it is not comparable to other otakus."
"Oh, you are asking why I have hunchback? Ehh that's because I like to seat in a weird position while reading and watching anime. It is easy for me to fall asleep when lying down"
"Anyway, let me tell why I said 'my previous life'"
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Joseph walked to 7-Eleven to buy snacks for his anime grinding later, he is currently thinking how is he going to watch a 4 season anime in one day.
'The average time of the anime I'm currently watching is 23 minutes and there is 24 episode per season so to completely watch the anime without skipping is gonna take me more than a day. Ahhhh! what should I do? What should I do?Shall I skip unimportant details? but how do I know if it is unimportant? Shall I skip the opening and ending theme song? but I'd like to appreciate the song or should I just watch all night 'till tomorrow? yeah i should do that. All right! Let's go!'
As he was in deep thought and not wary to his surroundings, a 4.5 magnitude earthquake occured, although not deadly as people thought, it is still an earthquake.
People starts running, hiding, and some is doing duck, cover, and hold.
Joseph arrived at his destination who just woke up in his deep thought and immediately saw a person 10 meters away from him doing duck, cover, and hold while hiding under a table.
Joseph gave a weird expression to the person in front of him.
'Is this the new trend?'he thought. Not knowing that above his head is the sign board of 7-Eleven that was currently creaking and was about to fall in any second.
Joseph look around and saw people running and tried to copy what other people make. He duck, cover his back neck with both hands, and hold. 'Eh I don't have anything to hold'.
At this moment, the creaking board above his head falls.
Joseph, who does not know he is about die, last thought is 'Should I do this while watching and reading?'.
*Splat*
"..."
"..."
The people currently running and some hiding saw the corpse of the young man started panicking, screaming, and even vomiting.
-End flashback-
"It is a real life Final Destination. *Sigh*, I didn't even get to watch the first episode of the anime"