In the first full immersion virtual reality game, there arose a nameless legend. No one knows his name, but his cut- *ahem* fierce appearance and great misadve- *ahem*  heroic deeds have left a mark upon the history of this game. His accidental rise to greatness, his torments by those around him, and the general run of bad luck that plagues him, will be sure to grant a grand and comedic tale.