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John is not crazy?

"ARRRGh, that was amazing!" I finish dropping my load on the girl's mouth. Some famous Instagram model I met at the party last night. I lift my pants and go to take some breakfast.

I arrive in my kitchen, I have a cook already preparing my breakfast, a casual nod in his direction and i can see a lot of food. Only fine stuff!

I grab a cup of coffee and go to the balcony of my apartment on Avenida Lagon, looking at the lake. On top of the world. Me!

A kid from the favela Besouro! The most violent places in Lago de Janeiro and in the world!

It was fucking hard, but all thanks to John!

Ow, john.

Where's my phone?

fuck!

My cell phone starts ringing on the couch, as if reading my mind, it's John.

I answer and sit at the table to eat.

"Wah sup boss! I'm leaving the house now, I'm going to solve this bullshit with the Turks, you can rest assured. And you won't believe John, that Natasha? You know, from IG? Man, it looks like she was trained by a vacuum cleaner, my balls are fucking empty!"

"Eric, don't call me boss. Fuck the Turks and fuck Natasha! The promised day is coming, buddy! I did my best to prepare you! Don't fucking forget, you have to become a lord!

Yesterday's party was my farewell to everyone, but only you know what's coming. Thank you for everything you did for me in this and my past life, friend! I don't know if we will see each other again. Make some calls and say goodbye to your mother and that shitty brother of yours. Don't miss the opportunity, man."

John hangs up. Crazy psychopath. Promised day, I swear, he must be a Jehovah's Witness or some shit.

But still I haven't spoken to my mother for a few days, I'll call the old woman today. But no fucking way I'm going to talk that crackhead of my brother.

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I put my gun inside my shirt and adjust my clothes. The Turks got the message. Leaving the store, I go back to my truck. Who do I call tonight? Repeat with the Instagram model? There is that hot singer who wants some favors too. Yeah, I'm going to call her.

Out of nowhere, a blinding blue light shines in front of me. I can control my car, but some biker got scared, and we crashed. My heart accelerates, but the light continues to blind me! Damn, who's the sucker shining this shit? If I killed this biker, it will fucking delay my day.

Even pissed off, I can understand that there is something written in the blue light. Processing? Processing what? My eyes adjust and I can understand.

Processing ...

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Task accomplished!

ID created

Transfer in

3 ... 2 .... 1 ....

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ID: 32423-olx-22 End of tutorial!

Congratulations on surviving Olx-22.

Great Achievements:

Rough childhood (C): +5 wisdom, +3 strength.

Education level (D): +3 intelligence.

Criminal life (A): +10 charisma, +10 wisdom, +10 strength, +5 dexterity, +5 constitution.

Combat training (B): + 5 strength, +5 wisdom, +5 constitution.

Regional political power (C): +5 Charisma, +2 intelligence.

Linguist (C): +3 intelligence

Homicide (B): +10 wisdom, + 10 dexterity.

Processing...

Strength:

18

Dexterity:

15

Intelligence:

8

Wisdom:

30

Constitution:

10

Charisma:

15

Most of the population has achievements level: (D)

You are considered an exceptional individual!

You have the option to choose.

Adventurer Lord Support

What the fuck is going on? Am I floating? Are these stars? Choose lord? For the blind whore, John is not crazy!?

I feel things. Like, an unattainable viscous layer? It's weird, but I can't concentrate because of the fucking blue light.

I look at the options, john said to choose lord, but I want to try to understand what is going on.

The achievements are clueless for me. But adventurer? Lord and support? These things make sense to me.

One thing that life at the top taught me is that only those who are in charge can really venture out and see the world. Support? The boss demands support. Even without John's advice, I would choose Lord.

Accepted.

Starting at a random location.

Done.

Oxossi Region.

I appear on a giant plain. Surrounding me in the east is a mountain range, far away. I'm surrounded by a bunch of rivers with sparse vegetation.

The wind shaking my balls is an indication that I'm naked. In the middle of nowhere. Holding a blue crystal.

Fuck me sideways.

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