Rody had so many jokes that after a while, Martina, who had been holding back her laughter, couldn't resist any longer and burst into laughter.
Once she started, she couldn't stop herself from laughing out loud.
According to their agreement, laughing meant she had to drink. Martina’s hand trembled as she lifted the cup, laughing so hard that she softened, and Rody's jokes, each funnier than the last, left her no choice but to keep drinking. After about a dozen cups, Martina realized something was amiss; if this kept up, she would end up drinking all fifty jars of 'Blood Red Dress'.
"Stop, stop, no more, you have too many jokes, I can't compete with you in this. Come up with one yourself, and if I find it interesting, I'll accept the penalty!" Martina set the condition, thinking Rody, known for his wit, might stumble if he had to invent a joke on the spot.
"That's easy," Rody chuckled and asked, "What do you want me to make a joke about?"
"I'll think of something, and you make a joke about it! Right, I just said 'don't'. Make a joke about 'don't'!" Martina believed this would be difficult, hoping to stump him.
"There was a noble mother whose daughter was about to go to college, so she educated her daughter on how to avoid being violated by men. The mother said, when a man tries to touch you up here, say 'don't', and if he tries to touch you down there, say 'stop'. A week later, the daughter was still harassed. The mother was puzzled and asked why she didn't follow her instructions, and the daughter said in distress that she did as told, but the guy was touching both places at once, so saying 'don't... stop' was useless!" Rody finished, and Martina didn't laugh, but her face turned red as she glanced at Rody's hands.
He not only incorporated 'don't' but also 'stop' into the joke, clearly mocking her earlier self.
Martina felt both embarrassed and delighted, realizing Rody was truly talented.
But what did he mean by that joke? Did he have intentions towards her? If he really touched her both up and down, what should she say? Should she say 'don't stop'? Martina's heart raced, feeling warm, especially when looking at Rody's smile and his hands.
"I've told the joke, now, Princess, please drink!" Rody hurried to pour the drink, intending to get the princess drunk and overthrow her as his main goal for the night.
"Tell another one! Don't talk about me, ah, I mean, make a joke about your human kind!" Martina's hand trembled as she touched Rody's while taking the cup, almost spilling the wine.
"You say, anything is fine, just give me a topic!" Rody laughed.
"Anything?" She had an idea and quickly said, "Make up a story about a knight, it must include 'knight'!"
"Easy." Rody smiled and said, "There was a knight who died in battle, decapitated. His upper body was mutilated, leaving only the lower half. When his body was returned to his country, no one could recognize him. Eventually, several widows of dead husbands came to identify him. The first widow pulled down the knight's trousers, shook her head saying it wasn't her husband, and left heartbroken. The second widow came in, did the same, and also sadly confirmed it wasn't her husband. The third widow came, looked, and told the other widows waiting outside: 'You don't need to look anymore, that guy isn't my husband, nor any of yours!'"
"How does she know it's not someone else's husband?" Martina wondered.
"..." Rody was speechless.
Apparently, the princess didn't even know words like adultery and promiscuity, but that was just as well, it showed the strict upbringing of the Orc Queen. If she had laughed immediately, that would have been a bit worrying. The more Rody thought about it, the happier he became. He picked up his cup and downed it in one go. Although he shouldn't have been the one to drink, he did so with great pleasure.
Martina felt something was off but couldn't figure out what. Seeing Rody not explaining and just drinking, she felt a bit sorry. Surely what he said must have been interesting; she was just too dense to understand it. But he uncomplainingly drank for her... Martina felt sweet inside, thinking he was really nice to her and not angry even when she was wrong!
"Tell another one!" Martina said softly, "If you tell a good one, I'll join you in 'double river flow'."
"Double river flow?" Rody found the term quite suggestive but liked it.
"You first..." Martina's face blushed, making Rody's heart beat faster. Well, an Orc princess isn't so bad, especially a busty one, quite a 'fierce and ferocious' sight.
"There's Rody Academy, have you heard of it? Let me tell you a funny story that happened there! Some students were very young when they enrolled, knowing nothing. One day, a sage was teaching a group of children the word 'blanket'. The teacher stimulated their thinking, saying: 'This word is very simple, you often see it on your beds.' Rody smiled and continued: 'The kids were happy and raised their hands: I know, it's mother, we often see mother lying on the bed! The sage then prompted: It's not mother, it's something that covers mother, think about it.'"
"Did the kids figure it out?" Martina asked.
"No. The kids eagerly raised their hands and said: 'Teacher, we know, it's 'father', we often see father on top of mother.' The sage was sweating profusely and said: 'No, no, it's actually 'blanket', don't you have blankets at home?' The kids shouted: 'When dad is on top of mom, the blanket is never on the bed, it's on the floor!'" Rody looked at Martina, okay, she didn't laugh, which meant she didn't understand this adult joke.
"?" Martina had questions in her mind but knew it must be her lack of understanding, not that Rody's jokes weren't good, so she didn't dare to ask.
Rody told three adult jokes in a row, and Martina didn't laugh at any of them, nor did she grasp their true meaning.
But her lack of understanding made Rody happy.
"It's okay, you'll understand it later," Rody patted Martina's shoulder and comforted her with a smile, "What is this 'double river flow' you mentioned? Shall we start? What? It's just two people drinking from the same cup? I, I was expecting something else... Alright, I admit, my thoughts were a bit impure! Drinking together isn't bad, it's like drinking 'wedding wine'!"
'Double river flow' in Orc culture means taking a large cup, with both the man and woman cheek to cheek, drinking the cup dry. If any wine spills, they have to drink three more cups, and if they manage to drink ten cups without spilling, the man can kiss the woman's face.
Rody was dizzy upon hearing this. Thankfully, it was him; a regular person would pass out after ten cups, let alone think about a kiss!
But on second thought, considering the Orcs' capacity compared to humans, this rule seemed reasonable.
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"I've drunk too much just now, let's just drink one cup!" Martina, fearing Rody might really get drunk, had restrained her laughter earlier, making him drink ten cups of the super strong and rich 'Blood Red Dress'. If he got drunk and lost, he would be very angry when he woke up. Although Martina outwardly insisted on winning, deep down, she hoped Rody would win and she could be his woman, allowing him to protect her proudly for life.
During the 'double river flow', because of Rody's naughty hand around the princess's waist, she felt both shy and shocked, spilling quite a bit of wine.
The blood-red wine drops on her busty chest made a certain wolf's eyes light up.
"You spilled it, you must drink as a penalty, or else, you have to help me remove the 'red dress'!" Princess Martina, seeing the gleam in Rody's eyes and feeling weak in the body and short of breath, said softly, "You have to drink, or would you rather help me remove these wine drops?"
"Of course, this is removing the 'red dress'? My God! I’m more than happy to!" Rody immediately agreed, not wanting to drink as a penalty.
"But will this lower your dignity as a man?" Martina, living in a highly male-dominated Orc society, knew it would be difficult for an Orc to kiss wine off his wife's chest, as they would rather drink a penalty. But for humans, probably no man would refuse, including Rody.
"Usually you listen to me, let's not worry about those things now!" Rody was driven by desire, not really forgoing his masculinity.
"No, wait, there’s still a ritual to be done..." Martina felt Rody’s hot lips on her, burning like fire, spreading warmth throughout her body and into her heart. Unknowingly, she found herself in Rody's arms, the ties on her back seemingly loosened. That big bad wolf wasn't just removing the 'red dress', he was kissing a broader area...
"The ritual can be done later, don't rush!" Rody kissed Martina's lips, sealing her mouth, his naughty hands conquering territory, melting the Orc princess in his hands.
"Don't stop!" At first, Martina’s mind was saying 'don't, stop', but under Rody's invasive touch, she changed her mind.
"Don't hold back, if you want to shout, just shout it out!" Rody kissed her ear, making her tremble all over.
"I, I don't know how... you, you teach me!" Martina didn't know how to express herself appropriately, feeling shy. She hoped he could teach her; she was indeed very nervous and wanted to let it out.
"You don't need to be taught, just shout however you feel comfortable!" Rody laughed heartily, "I can teach you other things!"
...
With the princess's eagerness to learn and her excellent physical condition, the battle continued for half the night.
Despite the princess's repeated defeats and collapses, her unyielding spirit and eagerness to learn led her to counterattack again and again. Despite repeated defeats, she remained undaunted and persistent. This delighted Rody immensely. He not only marveled at the princess's excellent physical condition but also appreciated her obedience.
Especially after performing a certain ritual, she completely became obedient, following whatever Rody said without hesitation.
"You're tired, sleep for a while," Rody, seeing the utterly exhausted princess, felt a bit of pity for her.
"But you haven't... What should we do?" The princess hoped to try a little harder to help that insatiable guy release his feelings, because both her mother and sisters had secretly told her, the way to make a husband happiest is to let him vent. Initially, she didn't quite understand, but now she knew, because she had experienced what the most comfortable and happiest feeling was. She hoped this man, who brought her happiness, could be as happy and blissful as she was...
"I'm already very happy because I know a method that's not easy to release... You wouldn't understand even if I explained. Don't you feel our bodies are filled with a warm, circulating energy? Yes, I used that method... It's good for your body. If we do this often, it can continuously enhance your abilities, including your fighting spirit and body, which is very helpful! Of course, it also maintains your youth... You might want to learn it too, but this method is profound and hard to understand. It's a cultivation method that harmonizes Yin and Yang! No worries if you don't practice, as long as you do as I say, that's fine. You did very well last night, you were a bit nervous at first, but it got much better later, and it will be even better in the future!" Someone praised her a few times, making the princess overjoyed.
During the day, when someone went out to discuss the war plans against the demonic race with the Lionheart King.
The queen of the beast people and the princess' sisters came over one after another, each wanting to know if the youngest princess was happy.
"Mother, we forgot about the ceremony, but Rody is so good. I'm so happy you and father agreed to marry me to him. I feel like crying when I think about it now, I'm so happy!" Martina blushed as she answered a few questions from her mother. The queen of the beast people said it was alright and kissed her daughter's forehead happily, telling her to rest well and that they could perform the ceremony later.
"Ah? Oh my God, was there a world war here?" The gossiping sisters arrived and were shocked to scream.
"No, no!" Martina quickly got up to tidy up. She now understood why Rody said the 'quilt' would fall to the ground. But how could her sisters let her clean up the mess? They held her down, pushed her back into the hollow of the quilt, and bombarded her with questions. Some asked directly, others beat around the bush, some used metaphors, and some even collected data. In a nutshell, more than a dozen sisters wanted to know the details of last night's events.
Martina vaguely described some of the night's events, shocking her sisters.
"What? More than a dozen climaxes? We're going to faint..." As soon as the sisters asked, they were all drooling with envy.
"That really comfortable feeling, like you're about to die, is that what a climax is? I didn't count, but there were many, definitely more than a dozen. I don't know how many exactly, I wasn't in the mood to count at that time. Anyway, there were a lot, almost the whole night was in that feeling. Just a little while and I felt like flying into the sky. More than a dozen? Definitely more!" Martina asked back in surprise.
"The strongest is the husband of the fourth sister, but even that crazy lion of her family can't compare to Rody. The fourth sister had only five climaxes and she was blown away! I can't believe humans are so powerful, Martina, you really have an eye for men!" The eighth sister couldn't stop exclaiming.
"What? That was in the past. Who still has five times now? At most once, a big explosive climax can happen twice, and I'm completely satisfied. I definitely won't care if that guy messes around with fox girls, cat girls, rabbit girls, and ghosts! The guy in my house is amazing, but now he's almost drained by so many women. I used to only envy mother, father only married two other concubines besides her, and she helped find them, maintaining his vigor! Now with this miracle boy, it seems Martina is also very blissful! Could this miracle boy really be that miraculous? Martina, can I borrow your husband for two days?" This was the fourth sister.
"No, if you dare to seduce Rody, I'll tell mother to deal with you!" Martina flatly refused.
"Don't worry, I was just joking!" The fourth sister was startled and quickly clarified.
"I think it's because of the younger sister's excellent physique that she can achieve this. If it were you, even if the man was incredible, you couldn't handle it! Of course, the younger sister's husband is also impressive, the miracle boy, how could he not be called that if he weren't miraculous!" The second sister spoke, her opinion quite fair.
"Martina, don't let those human women snatch away your husband, good things should not be shared!" Another sister said.
"Rody says I'm not good enough, he even wants me to learn from Queen Victoria! Thirteenth sister, why don't you keep an eye on your husband? How many concubines has he married? Aren't you just turning a blind eye?" Martina decided not to listen to her sisters. She thought her mother was right; sometimes, to make her husband happy, not only did she need to try hard herself, but she also had to maintain good relations with his women.
Rody had already liked a human girl before, and Martina, of course, knew that she was just a latecomer. How could it be her turn if the previous girls monopolized him?
"I had no choice, did I? If I were as powerful as my mother, I would definitely keep my man in line, but who am I to fight! Martina, you're different from me, you're the youngest and most promising of the Blood Axe Barbarians, and moreover, you have the potential to step into the realm of the Axe King and Axe Saint!" Thirteenth sister laughed: "I dare say, the miraculous son is clever beyond words, but in terms of martial strength, he's definitely no match for you!"
"Are you teaching the little sister to fight? Shut up! Martina, don't listen to her, she's just jealous and has no good intentions!" The eldest sister commanded the thirteenth sister to stop, saying: "You should listen to mother, live well with the miraculous boy."
"Yes, mother said, I should listen to Rody in the future, do everything he says, hehe!" Martina's face was full of happiness.
"I can't stand it, I'm going back right now, making my man work hard, if he doesn't make me climax over ten times, he's not leaving the bed!" one of the sisters said sternly.
"Your man? Hmph, I bet if that silly leopard could make you climax three times, he would run to the Beast God Peak and shout that he's the strongest man in the Beastman Empire. Unfortunately, your silly leopard is naturally a sprinter, including in bed!" another sister scoffed.
"At least he's stronger than your Wolf King. Though he lasts for two hours, it's just a long run without any sprint!" An argument immediately erupted.
"How do you know about other people's husbands?" Martina asked curiously.
"Hey, hey, we're not adulterous or promiscuous, it's just hearsay. Don't tell mother, or she'll skin us alive to make a shawl! Martina, don't talk nonsense, we're just arguing, understand? I don't know what her husband is like, I can't even keep up with my own!" The sisters suddenly panicked, the strict upbringing of the Beastman Queen making them fear.
In the Beastman Empire, there were three Axe Saints in total, one of them being the Lionheart King, and the only female Axe Saint, the Beastman Queen. When the Lionheart King seized the throne, it was the Beastman Queen who slaughtered the strong from eighteen clans and broke the Demon King aiding in the war, making everyone in the Beastman Empire fear the Queen's ferocity and strength. The Lionheart King's smooth ascension was due to this. Moreover, the Lionheart King reached the Axe Saint status fifteen years later than the Beastman Queen, who waited for him to become an Axe Saint before advancing herself. Otherwise, the first Axe Saint of the Beastmen wouldn't have been the Lionheart King, but the Beastman Queen.
The Beastman Queen, not involving herself in politics or military affairs, was extremely strict in her children's upbringing. Apart from the youngest and most talented Martina, whom she doted on and rarely punished, all other sons and daughters were taught through fists and feet. The mere mention of their mother struck fear in everyone's hearts.
"Martina, after you go to the human world, we will miss you. We've brought some small gifts, hoping you'll accept them. The miraculous boy is a good man, listening to him is right, but if possible, also talk to him about our Beastman difficulties. Our lives are not easy, not as you see. Martina, do you understand? Never mind, the miraculous boy understands, just make sure he always likes you!" After a long talk, the sisters realized the youngest sister, preoccupied with martial training and not paying much attention to state affairs, was oblivious to the concept of a political marriage. Perhaps that's why the Lionheart King and Beastman Queen decided to marry Martina to the miraculous boy.
Rody and Martina stayed for two days, then told the Lionheart King and Beastman Queen that they were returning to the human continent.
As they parted, the Beastman Queen gave Martina a book, not about fighting spirit mysteries, but a magic picture book about married life, suggesting Martina take a good look, to soon have a baby with her husband...
"My God, it's really that busty Martina! I knew it would be like this!" Back in Rody City, Chris's first words were an exclamation.
"This female warrior's figure is so hot!" The women looked, each feeling a sense of crisis.