*Ahem* ~~MAKING MY WAY DOWNTOWN~~
~~GOING TO GET~~
~~COPYRIGHT STRIKE~~
~~EVEN FROM HERE~~
~Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh~
AMAZING, INCREDIBLE, ASTONISHING! Floragale is so cool! Like its own AI car or something along those lines.
I don’t have to drive, waste gas nor money, and since I don’t even have to care where I go!
…I might need to worry about that last part, but who cares right now! It doesn’t feel like I’m sitting on flowers at all! It feels like sitting in a bush, plus I don’t have to walk or run much anymore!
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Oh! Before I start traveling with my best friend! I better mark where I’ve been…CRAP! I haven’t been doing that at all!
SO, how should I? AH! I got just the thing for it…
I got to be like a wolf and mark my territory by pis—I’m kidding, I’m going to just stab a stick onto the ground.
Thud Thud *BREAK* Thud Thud THUCK! Well, now that's done, why don’t I just—WHERE’D YOU GO!
Floragale, my golden grail! Where did you go! Thud Thud Thud
Oh, you're right there. OH! HOW’D I MISS YOU! MY ONE TRUE LOVE! It’s been years since I last saw you! Thud Thud *Jump* THUMP!
Now then…ONWARDS! Onto our first journey together! …Whoosh… Man, you’re quite slow…
Well, no reason I can’t get to know you…I know I might be like those people in isolation, but in the future I’m going to need someone to talk to.
~Anywhose~ My friend! I’m from another world called Earth and from a race named Humans. Not that you would care, but what about you?
…Not much of a talker, huh? I don’t mind that, but how have you been doing these days?
…Man, how do you guys do it? Talking to something that's not talking back…
Welp! Be positive! That might not just be the right question to ask. Hmmm Let's see here…Ah! How about, you know why you're my best friend? ‘Cause you're the best bud ever!