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I'm trying to be a main character but the author is s*** at grammar and can't stop making me monologue !
so where was i... oh yeah! thats where i am- episode 2 of this series which is trash beyond compare

so where was i... oh yeah! thats where i am- episode 2 of this series which is trash beyond compare

so as i was saying before the author (me) got tired of writing and rudely stoped my/ his own monologue i was looking around when i bumped into random female number 1 which as you guessed it was the first love intrest- ha! as if im a unlikable twat theres no way theres gonna be any romance in this novel... so i bumped into her and i just looked down and kept walking, about simple as that to be honest- i never got why in some books the first character which is the other gender is some kind of future love intrest with a "peerless jade body" or "a perfect body with a nice face" or something of the kind... i mean like whats the chance the main character will bump into a girl which would (under that description) be surrounded by boys at all times! i mean it would normally be a horrible event as the main characters in half of these books on royal road l are extream loners who play video games watch anime and such 24/7 which likely would make them reallllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyy unlikely to get the "hehe its okay *wink*" response from the school idol. *ahem* well back to the story i just walked away from her with a glance at the floor and with my subpar skills i managed to awkwardly yet quickly jump between every crack between the crowds of people walking into the school. 

not much of a story right? did you expect my life to be the life of a protaganist or something? i mean this is supposed to be a self insert but its far from the op mc harem storys some half baked characters get. 

back to the story which i should have finished in like 3 lines like most other authors which normally looks like "mc walked onto the bus glancing around before sitting next to a *describes random side character who will become important later on* exchanging pleasantries  with *side character*, as he/she finished they both talked with eachother for a while before getting off and walking to class" but as you guys all know im a shit author and self insert mc so i didn't do that and decided to talk about random knit picks which even i would fail to as i horribly sumarize things- did i mention im writing this on the rrl add chapter page? im not even using google docs right now so most of my spelling is ignored but- ha! like i'll do something like that (oh god i can feel my friend glaring at me typing this) 

*ahem* so back to the story

You might be reading a stolen copy. Visit Royal Road for the authentic version.

i went to my homeroom and sat down in the corner which was far from the traditional mc seat as possible and looked around taking out my books and binders and books and books and book- i mean like why do we need so many books in school if we could just all use some website which would be a few hundred times easier to manage and navagate? i mean most kids (all kids) in america or other first world countrys have phones or something and can normally access the internet and or atleast download pdf files of things- like- do you know how much time it would save if instead of giving every student 80 $ books at the start of the year and expecting them to bring it back after a year of little to no use with a high loss rate we could just send a pdf or a flash drive to everyone via the internet or a 8 dollar fee? i mean i get it if some old hag can't find the internet explorer short cut on the home screen but- oh wait- i dont get how some teachers can't do something like that- 

why am i even complaining about this at the end of the year again? 

well back to the story 

so as i was taking out the excess amount of text books i normally carry around every day i look up and seeing the more "idiotic" group of the class looking at me trying to bother the "nerdy" "ugly" and "lame" kid in the back of the class but i just put my head into my book as i know that they are far too boring to start a fight in class or anything of the sort- 

it might seem like kids pick fights all the time in anime and stuff but i find that in some schools kids are soooooooooo sheltered that they are afraid of pulling a punch or two- well unless your *random character* who seams to always be getting in trouble

oh! heres the teacher walking in to class with her normal baggy eyes and lack of hope due to wrong job placment and such- if you hate kids that much dont be a teacher! its simple! your not making your life or their life any better by complaining about how much you hate how "this generation" does things- 

*sigh*

so as i look at her and she looks back at me with her dead eyes i start to shiver- not because i sense deadly intent or anything but thats the look she gives everyone before a pop quiz or something of the sort- not a good feeling

the bell rings and most if not all of the kids bolt out the door me included, running to band class which was first period for me i drop my note book for math...

turning around the corner a girl picks up my note book ... and then throws it in the recycling because aint got no time for romance in this novel- much like my life- wait i dont have one

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