One day Isaac went to the market. He wanted to buy some sausage. So he went to the meat stall and said, "I want some sausage."

The sausage owner was a fat chick and said, "How much?"

"I am so hungry! I need a butt load of sausage!"

The baby duck bent over. "Were did you want me to put it?"

"On my head. I have a basket on it. See?"

The duck saw the basket on his head. "Wow, you must have such good hand to be able to balance a basket on your head!"

"Yeah. I have good hand," said Isaac Dick.

The chick put the sausage right where Isaac wanted it.

"You can cum anytime!" The duck smiled and waved at Isaac as he walked off.

Isaac went home and looked at his sausage.

"Wow! So big!" The chick had given him more sausage than he could handle.

Then while he was tenderizing his sausage he herd a big noise.

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Big Noise said, "Come out or I'll blow your house down!"

"No you won't you bitch!" Isaac scremed. "Ima blow your sorry ass so hard that it flys to Kansas!"

The Big Noise was like, "Oh no!! Don't do that! Then I'l be sucked to wonderland in a tornado. I din't bring enough shrooms for that!"

"Yo yo yo. U better be scared cunt!," said Isaac. "There's a reason they call me Master Dick!"

Then Isaac gave the Big Noise such a blowing like he never had before.

Then Isaac got hit by a truck and got reincarnated as a woman.

WTF!?!?

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