I started testing out the power of creation, sooo I created a shotgun capable of destroying a tank in 1 shot... I shot a leech that was in a swamp that was near where I spawned and it was obliterated and the shots went through the leech and exploded underwater which made a pillar of brownish-green water and I was covered in it, I threw up immediately since some of the water got into my mouth and it tasted terrible and I think I was partially poisoned and passed out, I then woke up and searched for a creek or lake that was near me on the mini-map and, conveniently there was one about 50 meters away and I sprinted towards it and jumped into without taking off my clothing, I took off my clothing to sufficiently wash myself, I remembered something... I just had to make sure my penis was still there and felt relief and depressed, my penis was still small, that brought back bad memories, so I enchanted it(just dont question my writing) to make it able to change to any size and I immediately made it 12 inches long and made it a 'grower' too, since it would be annoying to have a 'shower' flopping around in a fight. I then scrubbed my clothing and then enchanted it to always keep it clean because that's too annoying to do all the time and then equipped them. I started enchanting my body with stuff that would be pretty useful, like 'walls', basically I can see everything through anything, but more game like with me being able to check and uncheck what I wanted to see through anything, it basically put an outline and I was able to see them as if I was right infront them so I could see their facial features. I also upgraded my senses so I'm much more aware and made my self even more aware with giving myself 'absolute awareness' which will let me able to see everything even more clear as if I was in third person and first person at the same time... it's definitely a weird feeling. I also gave myself 'absolute body control' which lets me able to control my whole body to the ABSOLUTE so I could hit someone without actually hurting them but giving them a shit ton of pain and able to put my whole body in 'overdrive' which is like a berserker mode but I'm more clear minded and can, as Captain America says, "See faster", night vision, and other things, it as it says, gives me absolute control over my body and can control how different parts of my body worked. I started wandering randomly and got hungry so I randomly grabbed a fruit and took a huge bite of what looks to be an apple, how badly I was mistaken because in the next moment I experienced extreme pain and felt that I couldn't move and fell on my back and then I blacked out, that all happened in a second. Then I woke up to a message that was in the middle of my vision.
Oh no! Your first death was from the worst poison in the world.
What the hell? I guess I did forget to include anything other than slices, cuts, and anyhing kinetic related but I was congratulated for my first death, and apparently ingested the worst poison in the world, shit... Well time to exploit this. I gave myself a retarded amount of xp multiplications, so if I were to jog, it would give me a shit ton of xp that is ingrained into my body and mind so then I'm able to jog at a level that is 20x higher, so I could run 10 meters in 10 seconds then I become able to jog 200 meters in 10 seconds and it doesn't stop after the first time so I could jog for a whole day then be able to run 100 million meters in 10 seconds at the end of the day, pretty OP if I say so myself. I grabbed 2 apples and shoved them both down my throat and died instantly, then I woke up to another message.
Congratulations! Even though you died again you have now become immune to all poisons in this world and any poison that is lower than this level on other worlds.
Pretty OP if I do say so myself. I wanted to see if I could get anything else from these apples so I started eating multiple apples at a time but, I didn't die this time and got an award.
Congratulations! You have now become able to live completely off of poison, and poison will now strengthen you permanently based on how strong the poison is.
Hot damn! People who try to kill me with poison will have the surprise of their life. I ate more apples but I didn't get anymore awards so I just made a fanny pack with infinite space(I'm wearing a fanny pack right now at the time of writing this) and stored about a ton of apples, there were so many fucking apple trees that if I wanted to, I could probably poison a whole country with these amount of apples, but since I don't plan on doing that any time soon I just took a ton. I started running while controlling my speed to 0.1 miles per second and I was trying to level up my 'overdrive' so everything started to go slow motion at some point and I wasn't paying attention and literally ran into a creature and my 'overdrive' lost power then I heard crunches and felt my feet come off the ground and in the next second I was flat on my back with pain mostly around my chest and face areas and but no chest or face collapsings, just pain, I guess my regeneration worked before that happened. I started to get up to see what I crashed into and saw a wolf that was sparkling, 'vampire wolf?'(Thanks to who ever got that twilight joke) and started to poke at it with a rapier I just created and thought, '... yep, it's officially dead.' I then crammed all the knowledge of dismantling every single type of animal and gave myself the ability to gain the knowledge I want and anything involved with the knowledge I wanted and I found out that it's name is actually the 'Star Dust Wolf' which is actually rare to find and is very resistant against magical attacks but weak against physical attacks, so then I sorted through the knowledge I gained and found it's name and performed the dismantling as if I have been doing this for my whole life since the womb. It's fur felt quite nice and since it was sparkling I decided to take the inspiration and enchanted my clothing to sparkle with star dust and I added a little touch to my hat, I added a tiny sun that will float above my hat, I made sure to make the sun only have the brightness of a lamp because it would be pretty bad if it had it's full brightness, since that would be well of enough to blind anyone who laid their vision on it's beautiful space glory( I quite like space). I also then took the meat to cook later. I then just constantly kept 'overdrive' on and now it's as if time has stopped since nothing is moving except light and even that is slowing down and I just started running again except much more slow with 100 mph and wondered what my figure would look like in real time and then I felt that my stamina which was powering 'overdrive' running dry and time started to accelerate and then stabilized which then I felt my whole body explode and regenerate but the pain was still there, I then thought, 'I was wondering what was gonna happen when it ran dry.' I did not want to explode everytime my stamina ran dry after using 'overdrive' so I gave myself infinite stamina so now I'm able to techincally stop time, if I use it enough eventually I'll even be able to stop the speed of 'instant' and possibly even faster things like 'information' or 'negative matter' to warp time itself. I also gave myself the ability to save different types of clothing and switch between them so I saved the normal version my clothing without the star and sparkles and saved the version with them active and switched to my normal version.
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I then started to look around to see if there are any other types of fruits that I could try to eat and I spotted something that was hanging onto a tree and it looked nothing like any fruits that I have seen on earth before, it's shape was straight hot pink with green spots all over it and there were spikes all over it... So the first thought I had was to eat it whole, but first I had to enchant my body to be able to change shape and size to whatever I wanted then I swallowed the thing whole, first thing that happened was it ripped up my mouth but I still tried to swallow it and it ripped up my toungue and my uvula and when it was make holes in my throat as it went down and went it got into my stomach it dropped down and exploded and I died instantly.
Oh no! You have died to the bomb fruit which destroyed your internal organs.
Oh the bomb fruit huh. Why the fuck is there a fruit that is a bomb!? But what ever, is what I thought and added another pocket which multiplies everything I put in there by whatever times I want and put one in there and made the multiplier <100X> and started as I made my body huge and grabbed tree fulls of bomb fruits and swollowed them and again I died instantly.
Congratulations! Your internal organs have become strengthened and now function much better.
Oooh! That is pretty good, now they are tougher and their functions were powered up too. So that means I can drink more alcohol, wait that's just weak poison, well whatever I guess I won't be having a heart attack anytime soon and my bones will get stronger. I grabbed a bomb fruit from the multi pocket and threw it at a tree trying to see how big and strong the explosion would be and it exploded with a lot of force, enough force to obliterate the tree and blow out some of the ground with it... then I got bored.
"Fuck this shit I'm out, I'm not even gonna go into 'overdrive'!' I yelled and leaped forwards at my maximum... which was 1 million meters(going past the size of earth by about 4X)... I heard so many sounds at the same time and felt so much pain and heat and cold in a few seconds and when I stopped flying through everything and dying, I was on top of a mountain with blood all over my body but I felt I felt no cold and remembered one of the enchantments on my clothing. I started wandering around for something to do and I found a dead body, probably from frostbite or something else but then I noticed a hole in the middle of the dead guy's forehead and then thought, 'murder or something', but I was still unsure so I extracted information and found out he was murdered. I got excited because that meant I am near civilization and searched through my mini-map for any dots around me and started looking at the outlines of the creatures with in my desired 100 mile area and saw a group of humanoid outlines and then leaped towards the group and noticed how high the mountain was after seeing how close I was to the clouds and how far the ground was and got scared, since I still haven't edited my mind I edited it right in the middle of flying towards the group and made it so I'm always calm minded and I can now switch between my emotions, I also edited the way gravity worked on me since I didn't want to destroy things everytime I landed. I landed about 20 meters away from them and hid behind a tree and just looked at them through the tree and set all of my senses into 'overdrive' so I could figure out what they're doing.
"So how many more yer do we need to complete this quest?" Asked by a expressionless female ranger after ripping out what seemed to be what they called 'yer' and stood up after sighing. She was really hot with a big butt, so I might've gotten a boner which I tried to supress it.
"Uhm, we need 5 more yer." Said by a pure male cleric who was sweating bullets.
"Shit! We've been out here for 7 hours and we need 5 more yer... What the hell!" Yelled by the hot blooded male barbarian and stabbed his greatsword into the ground and was sweating even more than the cleric.
"Watch your language, even if we have been out here for 7 hours we can still go on! Even if I was sent into a battle with the lich king himself, I would still beat him into his own icy castle!" Yelled out by an arrogant female knight who was holding a sharp yet beautiful straight sword.
"Ugh..." The ranger, cleric, and barbarian all sighed after hearing the proclamation of the 'noble' knight.
Oh! Quests, a ranger, a cleric, a barbarian, and a knight, you just can't tell me they aren't a group of adventurers! Yes! I can finally become a adventurer. But how do I join them? Oh, I can give them some yer but... I don't want to give them the exact amount they need since that would be suspicious, oh, I'll make 11 which is 6 more than they need so they'll just think that I came upon them about to give up. But... They are going to obviously ask who I am if I just walk out of the forest torwards, oh I got an idea! So I started walking towards them. But before I walked out I tried to hide my boner since I couldn't supress it.
"Guys!" The ranger whisper-yelled at them and pointed towards me while pulling an arrow out of her quiver.
"Woah wait! Who're you?" A very predictable question was thrown by the cleric after stopping the ranger from shooting me which would still not hurt me.
"My name is Will! I just overheard you talking about a quest about collecting yer, I was wondering you wanted any yer from me?" I told them a fake name and asked them if they wanted some of my yer.
"Oh! Well then, Will, how much yer do you have?" Asked by the cleric.
"I have eleven matured uprooted yer, but that will be in exchange for something I want." I said wanting to bargain for a goal I had in mind.
"Well we just need 5 yer, and I expected trade so whatever, but what is that you want?" The cleric was probably the one with the most manners out of all of them.
"We don't need to give him anything, he already has the glory of meeting this legendary knight!" Said the very arrogant female knight.
"Just be quiet you dumb knight, we can just trade for the 5 yer and complete the quest and get our money!" The male barbarian yelled at the knight.
"Well a tiny bit of the knight's comment was true even though not directly. I want to join your group, so may I?" Even though I hated saying that the knight was partly correct so I just got straight to the point.
"A-ha! See you stupid barbarian, this is why they call you barbarians, because you never have reason and always do and say stupid things!" The knight had the chance to regain a piece of her pride and took it.
"Uuurahhhh!" The barbarian yelled and cleaved a stone that was next them in half out of anger.
"Yeah, yeah, just give us the yer then come with us to the guild and then you can join." Said the cleric out of desperation obviously not wanting to spend another second in this scorching sun with such heavy clothing.
"Ok." I said and came with them to the guild and was able to join their guild which made me the happiest I've ever been since I could remember. But what brought me down was I kept remember how the ranger was looking at me strangely, as if with lust, but she shouldn't have been able to see my 12-incher, even if she did, I doubt she would be filled with lust the second she saw it. But just to make sure I extracted information to make sure she didn't have some kind of ability to see through clothing, which would be useless for everything but peeping and the result gave me the chills.