Chapter 1-Am I Special?
As I opened my eyes, there was a woman in front of me. I asked her, "Who are you?" She responded,” I am a goddess.”
I scoffed and said, “you have gone the wrong way miss.”
She turned around and continued. “I am the Goddess Godie!”
I snorted and said “Godie?” I thought to myself that it sounded as if a person was trying to act lazy but did it on purpose!
She said, “stop laughing!”
I retorted,” sure...godie.”
Then she said, now I will begin to explain the process in which this is going to work and function as! I said let me guess, I am going to be reincarnated in another world and I must not say anything about my past life but my lover and trusted ones got it.
Godie asked me how did you know about the process, it is top secret, I said bruh are you kidding me, it's a genre everywhere it's on almost every single platform, manga, anime, light novels, visual novels you name it, aren't you supposed to be a goddess? Plus it's popular and it is easy to make, so a lot of writers make one!
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She said so you know what is going to happen? I responded yes basically, this is a trope that has been common for such a long time, then god said, since you already know the ropes of this, I will just send you right away, Do you have any requests for the new world?
Yeah, I want to have blonde hair and be handsome, he-he. She responded with a-ok and told me ok, be careful and remember you got a goddess blessing, and remember to not mention what I told you, you already know this stuff anyway. As I was being about to be sent and reincarnated, I said my thanks and left
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. (Godie)-He finally left, why do they always act like they know everything, I didn't even get a chance to tell him that everyone over there is reincarnated, but he can’t be that dense, can he?
-(Man’s voice) Nah no way he can be that dense and self-centered and think hey am I the protagonist of this story, after all, it's satirical
-Godie- What story?
-Man- I don't know if something took over me and made me say that!.
-Let's watch television (man)
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As I woke up I was in a dense forest, a field with lush green plants, and great tall trees, I wondered wow. Usually, in an isekai, I would have been in a village, but I am in a stupid forest that might also explore! WOW, would you look at that! It's a village! How cliche, well at least I don’t have to search for a village because there is one here, I should go check it out, As I walked over to a man.
I introduced myself and said Hey I am Isekai man! Nice to meet ya! The man said, hello isekai man, I am Nikola tesla, it is mighty fine to meet you! I thought, Nikola tesla? Isn’t that one famous guy who did electricity stuff? No, this had to be a coincidence. There is no way there is another guy who reincarnated to this world, I am the hero of this story after all I think anyways.