“Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!!!” I thought as I try to run away on all fours? Having nothing but left feet as I try to haul my ass out of the cave. Believing it to be safe I decided I needed a nap from the fucking shit storm I was finding myself in. Until My body was being bitten by large ants, they were about 5” but their pincers hurt like a mother fucker. Realizing running was useless I started to roll I could hear small cracking noises as the ant's exoskeleton was being smashed.
~Bull Ant killed 2EXP gained~ x9
Finally catching my breath I look to the notifications that appeared in my vision. *Sighing* I examined my body to see the damage these fuckers caused. Giant welts we appearing all across my body. My Wolf body to be exact.
I have grayish hair some spots are black and others light grey almost white. I got large canines which feel awkward, oh and no fucking thumbs, I got paws. I mean what in the literature fucking fuck am I supposed to do with paws!? Thank god there’s no pornhub here, finding a small stream I find that I have white eyes. After learning how to lap up some water and finding a shady area to rest I decided to reflect on what the fuck has happened to me.
I was heading home from my last class for the day when I got a message from one of my friends to tell me there was a bonfire. So stopping at my dorm and saying goodbye to my lazy ass cat. I pick up a thirty pack of beer and head out of town. Halfway there my trucks power steering goes out. The end result is my truck flips, I die. I’m an atheist at heart so when I find myself at desk Looking at a ball of floating energy I start to reassess.
“Leo Kirk; age 21 recently deceased, relatives, father: #####(Deceased). Mother: ##### (alive). Enrolled at UNM under the exercise science program. Diseases: HPV, Asthma. Heritage: Scottish, Native America. Reincarnation type: Animal.”
”HPV? Hmm, which girl was it?” Weird how that’s the first thing I remark. It’s a pretty barebones summary of my life no descriptors though.nothing to say how much of a nerd I was or that my favorite beer is cheaper than a whores spare time. Regardless I need answers. “Umm hello, are you God? An why am I oddly calm I feel like I should be freaking out.”
This tale has been pilfered from Royal Road. If found on Amazon, kindly file a report.
”I am the system administrator responsible for sorting out the dead on Earth. Your emotions are currently being suppressed I really hate crying. save it after your recantation. Hmmm, error? you weren’t supposed to die till you were in your 60’s. Oh well, pick 3 from these perks to have in your next life.
1x random legendary weapon
1x Retain all memories added benefit photographic memory
1x all languages unlocked
1x increased learning the arcane
1x system interface-Exp program
I look over the list choosing to retain my memories, The system interface sounds nice maybe it’s like a stat sheet? The languages sound nice but arcane, that means magic!'
finalizing my choices I look back to the system energy ball. “I'm done,” I say but no reply is given but the ball turns green and the world fades away.
Now back to to my present self after awaking In the body of a wolf, looks like the administrator created a wolf body for me.
Finding my self less depressed about dying and shocked to be in a wolf body I try opening my system interface
Name: Leo Kirk
Race: Wolf
-stats-
Level: 1
strength: 8
Agility: 12
Stamina:11
Stamina Regeneration:10
2/Sec
Mana:10
Mana Regeneration:10
2MP/Sec
Mana gates: 1/14
inventory: 5
okay, don’t know what’s normal for a wolf or a human. Looking at strength a little bit a description popped into view
Strength (STR): increases the damage of all melee attacks and decreases total damage inflicted on the user.
Agility (AGI): increases the overall damage of all attacks affects evasion, acrobatics, and stealth.
Stamina(STA): endurance or energy the body can output will be used if mana usage is exceeding mana pool causes ill effects
Mana (MP): the power to use special abilities or "spells". Magic is usually measured in magic points or mana points.
Mana Regeneration and Stamina Regeneration: how fast you get your shit back
Mana Gates: mana blockers, limiting the amount of mana-flow throught the mana system
Inventory: extradimensional storage space