IWhere am I?
I opened my eyes and light greeted me... I'm hungry
'of course you are' a weird message popped in my mind "Banchan?!"ehhhhh why is she in my mind this is creepy iyaaaaaa~"Uuuuuuuuu" no Banchan no don't cry noooooo
*Half an hour later... I swear I am not saying anything to her again"Uuuuuuuuuu"no...please nooooo
*Another half an hour later..................
"Uuuuuuuuu" whyyyyyyy?! Sorry ok I'm sorry Banchan"Fine...ok so Aki kun you were just given birth to congrats! Aaaaaaand here" She said as if nothing just happened ding! You gained blessing of Banchan: increases luck by 1 makes you fall down at every stair...
...dammit
Aaanyways Banchan why are you In my head?
Banchan: "Well erm how should I say this errrrr it just happened;)"
Don't you just;) me...... GOD DAMMIT
Banchan:" hai yeeeees~ God here what is your problem?"
Aki:"shut up"
Banchan:"Ueeeeeeee"
Aki:"nooooooooooooo"
"Oh my aki chan what is it" an unknown Voice says as it enters the room"why are you crying?"
...
Well there is an annoying goddess in my head can you drive her out?... No way I can say that...
Banchan:"me annoying! Shock uuuuuuuuuuuuu"
Aki:"F noooooo"
"Dear what is it" another voice says as it enters the room
"Honey well Aki Chan seems to be crying""that's a problem darliing are you okay?""honey..""darling"
Aki:"...how do you create a lovers atmosphere so easily? This is gonna be a pain...sigh"
1 year later
I have awakened completely now and it seems the voices were my parents my mum a nice woman with straight black hair a purple eye and a yellow one my dad a handsome man with red hair and eyes and they are well ermmm pretty... And annoying... Although I still don't know much about them...
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Banchan has shut up finally as It seems she has been mentally damaged by me
And finally me I have an absolutely kawaii face with red eyes, straight black hair and ermmm a ermmm.... Bishoujo...I have no idea why but it seems I swapped genders... When I asked Banchan she teehee' me and said I looked adorable after I glared at her and whispered: back of before I break your neck coldly and seems to have mentally damaged her... Yes...
Today it seems I am having my awakening ceremony to see what beast I get for my summoner grimoire
In the world of banchan verse the only job is summoner although you can say a summoner is every class
For example a summoner can be a Mage by having a elemental summon and a mana summon put them together and you have magic
Summoners are divided into ten realms
Born
Child
Adult
Elder
Noble
King
Emperor
Angel
Divine
Godly
True
Each into low middle high and peak the more beasts you have the better as you get to train more elements and classes while being able to hide and multiply your strength with different cultivations in them the maximum number is three...
We went to church and to a stage with many other infants of my age I walk up to stage (and tripped on the stairs... Damn that Banchan...)and hold my hands to a crystal and out comes ...3 tissues... From somewhere in my consciousness an annoyingly familiar laughter bursts out...
GOD DAMMIT
Banchan:" hai yeeeees~ God here what is your problem?"
...dammit
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Sorry it is no good I rushed it as I did not have time will try to improve it when I have time soz