"For cheats, I want to clarify one thing first." The boy said emotionlessly.
"Don't build up the tension for something like that!" Retorted the angry goddess. Never has she ever met such an irritating mortal. Any more of this and she'd be ripping her hair out.
The boy, clearly unbothered by the fuming divinity, simply asked his question. "I can have anything I want, right?"
"Well pretty much, yeah." Sighed the divinity, resigning herself.
"Then I want a million wish-"
"No. You can not have a million wishes." Deadpanned the blond, staring into the boy's chocolate brown eyes.
Then world war III erupted.
"But you said I could have anything." Stated a male voice.
"I said pretty much." Countered a female voice.
"Then I want a million wishes." Rebuted the male voice.
"I told you, you cannot have a million wishes." Replied the female voice.
"Can I have a million and one wishes?"
"No! You may not have ANY WISHES!" Yelled the little girl, stomping her feet.
"But you said I could have anything."
"Just choose something other that wishes already!"
"Fine, I want you to be my familiar."
"Sure, just no wishes!"
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"Ok deal."
"Yeah dea- wait. WHAT?"
At that moment, a rip in space appeared and a golden-haired teen stepped out of the anomaly.
"B-brother! Help me! I don't want to become a familiar! I have a world to watch over." Pleaded the clumsy goddess, but without avail.
"Oh my wonderful little sister," Replied the 'big brother', his face frozen in the fakest smile Dan has ever seen. "You're a goddess, a divinity. That means that if you make a promise, you have to keep it."
The blonde boy waved his hand in the air and the girl suddenly vanished, followed by a searing pain in Dan's left arm. Looking down, he could see mysterious runes etched into his skin.
"Now that that annoying thing- I mean, my adorable little sister is gone, let's get the rest of this done with." Smirked divinity. "What else would you like for your 5 cheats?"
Dan thought back to all those light novels he had read, they weren't that interesting but they were there so he read them. It was better than Shakespear, those were really old. Most of those stories seem to include a game system so why not.
"Ok. I want the world to be a game system."
The blonde just smiled.
"Sorry, the world is already a game system."
"Oh."
That was somewhat expected for him, so he went with plan B.
"Then, I want something to cheat appraisal to make me be able to customise what other people see and be able to appraise other people too."
The god's face showed a flash of annoyance. But that was quickly replaced by the fake smile permanently glued onto his face.
"You actually have brains, I'm suprised. Most mortals just ask for some 'Hero Sword'." He commented, and with a wave of his hand. "Done. What else?"
"I want 1000x the average stats, recovery rate and mp, hp pools and never tiring or needing to sleep. For 4th cheat, photographic memory and 10 faster at learning exp. And for the last one, can I have some information on the world first?"
The divine being's face twitched in annoyance. "That's really pushing it, but I'll let you get away with it since you're getting rid of that annoyance- I mean, taking my wonderful little sister on vacation. And done."
The blonde boy walked over to Dan, who was still sitting on the floor, and tapped him lightly on the forehead. A flash of warm light filled the room. Dan felt information flood into his head, like a tsunami crashing down on him. His brain went into overclock mode as he tried to understand all the information he was receiving.
He screamed and yelled, the light blinding his eyes. His headache felt like his brain was being ripped into a million tiny pieces. The last thing he heard was a certain god's giggling before everything went dark.
'That blasted sadist.' He screamed in his mind.
And he passed out.