This episode is inspired by the 2nd CLASSIC TEAM Miniseries, "Living with Ozappa".

< CilantroQueen's House / CilantroQueen's Room >

CilantroQueen plops herself on her bed in all her beheaded glory, along with a plate of steamed fish complete with a cilantro sprouting from it.

CilantroQueen *joyous* : I loooooooove steamed fish! Especially when there's a stalk of cilantro sprouting from a hidden orifice~ It's so comforting that I feel like sprouting too!~ Heehee~

CilantroQueen smiles at the self-cam cheekily as she fiddles with the cilantro like it's an erect penis poking through a gloryhole.

CilantroQueen: This seemingly simple dish involves an intricate process called "germination bonding"~ This is when a herb or spice is planted within an article of food (usually meat) to gradually season it as the plant germinates and takes root within its host. Cool, right?

Liaju appears out of nowhere, unamused and grumpy as heck.

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Liaju *annoyed* : Gee willikers, Cilan! CAN YOU NOT EAT THAT STINKY SHIT IN THE ROOM?? FISH AND CILANTRO TOGETHER?? SERIOUSLY???

CilantroQueen: Excuse me, Miss Liaju? I kicked my boyfriend out for the time being so you could crash while you figure your shit out... you're telling ME how to behave in MY house?? Geez, Jaymin shouldn't have freed you from your "stone slumber"...!

The wind saunters through the open window and tosses CilantroQueen's hair into the air all shampoo-commercial-like.

Liaju *gag* : WHAT THE F- ERK- IS THAT- CILANTRO SHAMPOO I SMELL?? WHY WOULD YOU EVEN??

CilantroQueen *demonic* : FUCK YOU, BINCH!! This is MY room and MY hair! Hellooo?? Liaju?? Don't make me throw you out of the-

Liaju hurls the steamed fish out of the window with an innocent smile on her face.

Liaju: Alas, World Peace!~

This sight infuriates CilantroQueen, and the fact that the window appears massive in comparison to the steamed fish, infuriates her even more.

Liaju's hair halo levitates into the air like a real halo as Liaju does a princess-y twirl.

Liaju: Ahhh~ I can already feel the air getting fresher- EEK!

CilantroQueen extends her arm to Liaju and chokes Liaju with her own hair halo.

CilantroQueen: HOW DARE YOU DISPOSE OF MY BEAUTIFUL STEAMED FISH LIKE THAT!! WITH THAT CUTE LITTLE CILANTRO SPROUT TOO?? YOU'RE A MONSTER!! I'MMA CHOKE YOU WITH YOUR OWN STUPID HALO BRAID!!!