It took me a while to calm down after accidentally dumping all of my stat points in Dexterity.

I was really angry at my current situation, and what just happened was straw that broke the camel's back. I wished I had a mouth, if only to scream in frustration.

Recognizing that getting upset would get me nowhere, I took several mental deep breaths and lowered my imaginary pulse, and started analyzing what had just happened to me.

I have reincarnated... as toothpaste. The whole concept is absurd. Why toothpaste of all things? I blankly stared at my status screen, trying to make sense of my "Race".

If I'm toothpaste, it probably means that the snug place I'm currently in is my toothpaste tube. It's my natural home, like the shell of a turtle.

What happened just a little while ago... have I been... used?

It's a feeling that is hard to put into words. Did it feel so good because it's my purpose in life? Being squeezed out on a brush, and rubbed against teeth to clean them? Is that all I'm good for?

Despite literally being meant for this activity, I somehow felt violated, and I felt a glum depression sinking in. I tried to avoid thinking about what my HP lowering meant. I didn't consent to being squeezed out!

My feelings were swinging wildly across the whole emotional spectrum, but eventually settled into the powerless sadness of an unjustly imprisoned inmate.

But then, I felt vibrations!

I managed to feel something much more delicate than the rough squeezing I had been subject to the last time. Is this the effects of Dexterity?

The vibrations begin to make sense. They are soundwaves... the sound of a door opening, and of a woman humming.

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Who is this?! I rack my brain trying to find a way to communicate. As I was thinking, I feel the same sensations as the last time.

This woman... is going to use me! Squeeze me and rub me on her teeth!

I fall into a mild panic, despite knowing it won't hurt. I just brace myself for the really intense feeling.

...

LEVEL UP!

LEVEL UP!

Oh God! I can't help but let out a small gasp. I grit my teeth and try to figure out a way to communicate, or do anything, really! Just send a signal!

LEVEL UP!

LEVEL UP!

She's rubbing harder, this time! Panting, I remember my only Skill, Refreshen. How do I activate it?!

LEVEL UP!

Refreshen! Refreshen!

LEVEL UP!

I want to use the skill... Refreshen!

All of a sudden, I feel much more tired, and the rubbing stops.