My name is Max, i’m a dog… my master was supposed to be the “hero” but, I got in the way, thinking that the bright light was dangerous!

And, now i’m here… in front of a man with a shiny hat (crown)… I can understand what he’s saying.

“Welcome hero… why’s there a dog!?” (King)

“WOOF!!” (Max)

“Gah! He’s barking at me!” (King)

I tried to say hello… it seems that he can’t understand me…

“WOOF WOOF WOOF!!!” (Max)

“GET IT OUT OF HERE!!!” (King)

The man with the shiny hat said as he jumped on top of his shiny chair (throne)

He still can’t understand me!

...Why are those men in shiny clothes walking towards me!? (knights)

“Alright, so what should we do with the dog, my lord?” (Knight)

“Kill it, eat it, ditch it… I don’t care! Just get it out of here!!!” (King)

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“Yes sir!” (Knight)

...Why does he have a shiny stick? (Sword)

“Die!” (Knight)

He said, as he swung the shiny stick towards me… but another shiny light came out of ME!!! And it hit the man in shiny clothes!!! I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to!

“GAH!!!” (Knight)

He had a big hole in him!!! I’m sorry!!!

“KILL IT!!!” (King)

The man with the shiny hat shouted. I’m sorry!!!

“WOOF!!!” (Max)

“It… it hit him with a ball of light, only a hero can do that!!!” (Knight)

The man in shiny clothes said… why are his pants wet?

“GRAB IT!!!” (Knight 2)

Another man in shiny clothes shouted… I’m sorry for hurting him!!! I didn’t mean to!!!

“WOOF!!!” (Max)

...Why are they flying, oh… He just hit a wall!

“RUN AWAY!!!” (Knight)

One of the men in shiny clothes shouted, and he ran away.

I need [help] please!

Hello there… Why is there a dog here, Alisa what the fuck did you do!?

-sigh-

Hello there… Hero, I am Nova, the god of light. And I’m here to help you…

-sigh-

...

Really? I’d love some help, can you tell me why these men in shiny clothes are running away… Or trying to chase me?

They’re called knights, and I presume that they want to hurt you… Or worse… Eat you.

You should probably leave the castle… No, the kingdom!

Now!

Okay!

I ran as fast as I could, leaving the “kingdom” forever…

I had a lot of adventures.

I made lots of friends…

And more, not friends.

I bit some of those ones…

They hurt me a lot!

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