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"Ha, where am I?"

"Did we lose the sadist?"

"Shit, by the way, Solomon why do I feel a little uncomfortable behind me, no this hurts a little."

"She cut my fucking tail off!?"

"The Xenosaur regeneration is a lifesaver."

"And yet she wants me in her room, Nope, I'm not going near that vintage beauty she is a crazy bitch, I'm just a child and she already cutting off my limbs."

"You can do that?"

"Don't do it then, mana is precious if anything does the magic system still work the same as it in the original game, or has that changed because earlier I was trying to use enforcement magic but it didn't work."

"Really how much so."

"And how do you convert " Prana" into "Mana" Solomon?"

"That doesn't make any sense from a scientific point of view, there has to be more to it than just that right because honestly speaking that just sounds insane, it's like saying talking alone makes you lose weight"

"Please do tell me, magic would come in handy if can master it."

"No, honestly not much was revealed about the Yokai race in the original game, much less magic since the main character can't use magic, so I'm guessing it's irrelevant for both Nero and the player, so this is news to me, and if you would be so kind, oh wise Solomon sensei, please enlightened this stupid one by telling me why contracting a yokai is Important?"

"Ok, I know that already?"

"Nope completely lost."

"If I have to guess then it would be Pandora right."

"Archane who the fuck is that?"

"The name alone sounds like the ability of a finale boss character."

"But what, does any of this have to do with prana and mana?"

"I see well my apologies you may continue."

"Holy shit that is a frightening ability, why does something like that even exist in this world, God, that gave me chill, to think I'm in a world with a monster like that, fuck the evil God, that the least of my concerns right now, damn maybe I should collect every ancient treasure in this world and other worlds as well, yeah after I retrieve both "The book of judgment" and "Mammon bracelet" I should leave to get that artifact as well."

"Hmmm... the only problem is that the next artifact that I want is on another planet.... no scrap that it's in another star system completely... yes If I remember correctly, the ancient weapon made from the bones of the dead goddess is on planet Oppai."

"Sigh... I would need, some time to make some preparation, but as soon as I received the book of judgment and Mammons bracelet, I'm going to get ready for a space adventure, agh... how fun."

"Sorry about that Solomon, I just got over-excited for a moment."

"I see so magic in this world could be anything for example if someone can use a unique form of lightning magic, that could freezing anything it touches, although if someone created a new form of magic it not anything grand, in the end, the result is what matters."

"Interesting, well I would love to know more about this world and its magic users, but if you may, please continue from where you left off about Archane."

"Damn that cold, but no I'm good, so does the yokai race, worship Archane then?"

"I see, well I get the gist of it now, so I'm good although, I have one more question, one that was bothering me from the moment you start speaking."

"You said cross-breeding is impossible in this world due to Pandora forbidding it, and even going as far as to use her logic-defying powers, to make sure something like Archane to never born again, but why the hell do I have a cross-breeding skill."

"Ha, why not, don't tell me you're becoming like those cliche wuxia systems that hide information from their master?"

Pronounce Gilgamesh with anger and annoyance present in his voice.

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"I see, it's weird very weird, could be that sex fiend Bridget that's behind this."

"Shit, damn... I don't know why but I feel like I have been screwed over somehow."

"Just a hunch, but I feel like I'm being used, although I don't know by who, anyways I will find out eventually, for now, let's figure out an escape plan, if you would be so kind can you tell me the exact location of sadistic kuudere."

"That's awesome, well what are waiting for let's go on an adventure, although what is the best means of escape?"

Ask Gilgamesh in a very questioning tone, since he failed to escape due to causing a commotion earlier, and since he is aware of the sadist's existence, Gilgamesh would rather take a more sneaky approach to escape this thing called home.

If he just lay down here, then he will never get the things he wants, and the sooner he could get his hands on them the better.

"But you said it is locked, any idea on how to escape."

"Hmmm... I have a variety of them, of course not from my wishes, but instead from the benefits of being a royal Xenosaur, do you have any idea which one I should use."

"Morph hair?"

"I see, since my hair is so thin, it can slide under the window and open it from the outside am I right?"

"Now that I think about it, I haven't seen myself since I was born, I don't even know how I look."

"Agh... yes one as beautiful as Ninsun should have a mirror or two inside this place."

Despite the lights being off Gilgamesh, still, look around, if anything everything was clear to him, of course, this was because of his "night vision" which was one of his racial abilities, an ability he was born with.

Young Gilgamesh began searching around the room, if anything, he was quite surprised by the share size of the place, the entire room was huge, it was like he was venturing into a playground, the place was filled with many artifacts, there was so much, it felt like he steps into an old antique shop or maybe an ancient museum.

Of course, this place was indeed filled with treasure but Gilgamesh will hold his hand for now, before he was many antiques and artifacts, it looks like a valuable collection of someone with treasure hunting hobby, there was even a small library and desk with your typical medieval feather quilt and black ink included.

They were skulls and also many potions and herbs, there was also a section that is full of many alchemists' tools.

Of course, the place had its built-in bathroom, there were at least four badge windows in the room, and a fancy-looking carpet on the ground, there was even furniture that looks like something royalty would own.

Meanwhile on the ceiling was a huge diamond chandelier with colorful rainbow gems in them.

"Man this place screams nobility, but really who the hell is mother I have no knowledge of her in the original game, she's probably a mob character."

"But anyway I can't stay on this topic for too long, I must find a mirror quickly, and the best place to check would be the bathroom."

Gilgamesh then began to walk to the bathroom, of course, he was still too short, to reach the doorknob so, he use one of his tails to open the door.

If anything Gilgamesh has already grown fond of his tail, to him both his tail and horns felt like his pride and joy.

Creak!

The sound of the creaking door could be heard echoing in the room, as the bathroom came into view, the place was probably the weirdest bathroom he has ever seen, how weird, well imagine this, the room itself wasn't even a room, it was as if he stepped into another dimension.

Before Gilgamesh, was a giant white room, yes there was nothing but white, the place look like it could go on for all eternity, but inside going in at least 30 meters deep, there were only two items, a single black-colored bathtub that was made from marble.

And a giant, full-body mirror that was at least 3 meters high, in height, it was also colored in black, when Gilgamesh saw this he was speechless.

No words could describe his shock, the place was an entire palace of wonders and madness, again when he saw this he could only think one thought in his head.

"Just who is mother?"

But he didn't ponder on the thought too long as he instantly walked toward the mirror, and when he reached he instantly frozen in shock.

Honestly to describe how he looks, then all you need to think of is how an Egyptian royal would dress if he was an anime character.

Not only did he look different due to the reincarnation, but his look was what many would call cute and devious, yet so alluring despite his age.

Since coming to this world two years ago he has not once seen himself in the mirror till now, and how to describe how he looked then would be like so.

Gilgamesh was at least 3'5, he had no shirt on, instead, all he had on was a mere white sheet with many fancy and historical ruins and patterns on it, all shaded in black, as it is wrapped around him like a tunic.

On his head was a small gold crown, and to describe how small, then it would be the size of a juice box, it was laid perfectly between his small blue horn, meanwhile he had glowing dark blue sclera that look like the embodiment of a deep and dark ocean where the unknown of mother natures lies.

While his pupil was crimson red, it had the same design as a human pupil only difference there was were two rings around his pupil, which were two different shades of pink.

His skin was pure white, if anything it look inhumane but pleasing to the eyes, so much so, if one would take a glimpse they would be bewitched.

While on multiple parts of his body there were different types of jewelry, of course, all of them were gold, and seem like they were worth a fortune, meanwhile, on both his hand and feet, there were two pairs of long black gloves on his hand that reach his elbow.

But what stands out on Gilgamesh the most was his hair, yes despite being two years old his hair has already reached the back of his ankles.

Not only was it crimson red it was straight and cover him like a coat, as it drop through his tail like a graceful waterfall flowing through rocks, but it was also clear to see that during his sleep someone cut it at the front for him, so he could see clearly.

How they did it, would be a mystery to Gilgamesh since his hair is really strong, meanwhile, his black and blue tails were still separated into eighth, thankful his lost limbs has regenerated, if anything he wonder just how long they are since what he was looking at right now was a decent height of two meters in nothing but length.

Of course, Solomon answers this question for him.

"Yeah, when you play with Nyx, it's like playing with a gag character, there simple that op, literally she has no blind spot, she can hit from every possible direction at 360° angle, there was this one scene in the game where she killed an entire army of ten thousand strong beastmen with her tails alone, just to prove a point when she was arguing with the Mc harem."

"Yes my tails are precious limbs let's try not to get them cut off again, so Solomon how can I use my hair, to morph into what I want."

"Ok then let me give it a try."

Gilgamesh then began to close his eyes, as he began to imagine what he want his hair to transform into, and the result was extraordinary.

Clang! Clang!

The sound of metal could be heard rubbing together, and when Gilgamesh look above his head there were at least several giant blades so sharp they could cut metal with ease.

His hair was moving like snakes, at the end of each hair that was suddenly moving on its own, multiple blades that are more refined than even the best swords sold on the market could be seen.

"Wow this is awesome, and also convenient I almost feel like a specialize in long-range attacks, more than. close range."

"Although these things can be very dangerous."

As soon as Gilgamesh put in a little practice he was confident enough that he could escape with ease now.

"Well, then I have wasted enough time I think it's about time I go to my destination as quick as possible, without anyone noticing, the last thing I need is the sadist on my tail again."

From there Gilgamesh made it back into his mother's room, and head straight for the window, when he looked through them one word came out.

"Beautiful."

Before Gilgamesh was a stary night sky, but just looking at it, he confirms he has truly been reincarnated into another world, because before him were two moons but behind that moon, were multiple planets that were lined up in a straight line revealing an eighth more planet behind one another.

Some of them even had a beautiful ring surrounding them, and right after he enjoyed the view his hair slid under the creaks of the window and unlocked the lock from the outside.

Of course, with that said, he began jumping on the window as he confirmed with Solomon.

"Where is the current location of the sadist?"

<50 meters away from us>

"Good, now how should I get there."

"And how do you do that."

"Ok, fweeee... let's try this, and regret my life decisions later if I fail."

With that said Gilgamesh jumped from the window, but surprisingly he didn't reach far down as he began to float, honestly, it was harder to control than he initially thought."

"Wow, my God this is harder than I thought, to get a good center of balance is very hard."

Nevertheless, Gilgamesh flies slowly toward the location as he practices the art of defying gravity, but little did he know.

That a certain sadist was watching him flying away as she was watching him while swinging on his tail as if she was in a playground enjoying the public swings all to herself.

Her eyes gaze intently, in the direction of the flying baby, of course, she has been aware long ago of his antics, but as the caring and optimistic babysitter she is, she is always watching Gilgamesh, even while he sleeps.

Honestly, she has not dealt with this place originally, but a couple of years let's say, 2 years ago when she was enjoying her daily exotic walk through random woods, her adventure and exploring lead her.

Yea she was already familiar with the person that lives here but never comes in contact with someone who is leagues above her strength, after all, if she dies, then reincarnation as an option wasn't even an option because when one of her kind dies, they close the casket for good.

But maybe it was karma after killing a clan of traps for no apparent reason or pushing an annoying priestess in a goblin den of 50 million strong for scamming her, or maybe even just burning down a church because the father denies her entry.

It could be all of these things, or lady luck wasn't on her side, but that day when she was enjoying her daily exotic walks, she run into the deity of the mountain, or as she was widely known as, lady Ninsun, the celestial fairy king of water, and one of the eight pillars who rule over a fundamental law of nature.

And of course, every time she takes her exotic walks, some exotics shit always happens, and yes one thing led to another and before she knew it, she was on the verge of death, until something miraculous happen.

After she captured her, she beat her senseless pulled off all her jointed limbs, from there proceed to place her in a basket with a weird looking baby she was carrying on her back.

The original plan was that Ninsun was going to turn her into convenient firewood, as she takes her ashes and reused them in an alchemy experiment.

Truly it would have been a hilarious end for one as strong as her, but just when Ninsun prepares her ax to make her firewood, the weird-looking baby would not let go of her left boob, and after Ninsun tried to find a way to make little Gilgamesh released Kashira from his grip, her fruitful efforts were insane in the end.

As the child subconsciously bitch slaps, her with his long ass tail which in terms sends her flying to the middle of the forest.

Honestly, she has never been more proud as it's been over 20 years since she felt pain, but what was surprising was when she made her way back to Gilgamesh, the little guys already have both his legs and tail wrapped around the limbless and indifferent Kashira, like a snake binding it's prey.

It was as if to say fuck off this is my body pillow, and Gilgamesh didn't move from that position till 3 months later, in the end, Ninsun was forced to keep the emotionless Kashira alive despite her reputation, simply because Gilgamesh refused to let her go.

In the end, Ninsun did what any good sister or mother would do, she revoke Kashira's right as a living being and just made Gilgamesh, keep her as the first-ever toy doll/ body pillow he has had, and since Christmas was near at the time you could less guess what Gilgamesh got as a gift.

And that's how Kashira joins the family of an odd pair, of both an overpowered and isolated water king, and a young and mysterious baby boy from another star system, what could go wrong.

Nevertheless, Kashira is alive, so Kashira can go on more exotic walks in the future, for now, she must live with the fact that not only must she be the toy of an alien, she also has to do all the hard labor in the house, or Ninsun might turn her into firewood.

But since she has succumbed to such a fate she might as well kill her boredom by studying the biology of her owner, and also the monster around.

But now that she has confirmed her owner's sudden behavior, and that he is up for good, she will do her job to the utmost best, that was the only thought the sadistic kuudere had at the time.

As she stare down her owner from afar, floating in the sky like it's second nature.

"Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare."