I'm bored!
I have nothing to do!
I could previously pass time using information but now...
I tried flowing.
Pointless... I'm not going anywhere. There's no rain and the sun's rays are pulling away my life and soul... I wish I could hide somehow, but I can't. I wanna go underground. I wanna.
[Error! Cannot acquire race-exclusive skill {Sink}! Race Incorrect.]
Fine. Let's stick to the gameplan. Electrum! Wait... I mean... Let's find a body of water and enter it. Hopefully something with a external, constant water replenishment.
For that I need information of my surroundings. Hey, {Information}, do yu hear that? I need {Information}.
[Due to thirst of knowledge detected in Puddle Gavan, Puddle Gavan has gained a new skill {{Information} level 1}. Would you like to gain the details of this skill?]
Oh, that worked...
[Solution: Yes]
First: I need more water. How do I get water? Do I have to wait for it to rain?
[Solution: Wait for it to rain]
[Solution:Yes]
Give me a list of skills I can learn at level 1.
[Solution: {Information} is too low leveled to access this information. Would you like to know the minimum level required?]
[No]
Actually, you know what? [Yes]
[Solution: {Information} is too low leveled to access this information. Would you like to know the minimum level required?]
I don't know why I thought that would work...
...
...
How do I level up skills?
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[Solution: Use them]
Not the answer I wanted. One easy way to distinguish when {Information} is repeating my mind. It talks in full sentenses only. If it uses phrases, that's my mind talking, not {Information}.
How do I level up skills?
[Solution: Use them]
What are skills?
[Solution: Skills are the manifestation of one's willpower]
That's {Information}. If I will my skills to increase level, will they?
[Solution: No]
So, how do I level up skills?
[Solution: Use them]
Are you telling me that if I keep asking you questions, you'll level up?
[Solution: No]
WHY???
Oh... Right...
Level cap.
I guess I'll wait for it to rain.
I don't even know what to do anymore. If it doesn't rain soon, I'll die.
And it did rain. Luckily, it was quite humid weather, so it rained soon after.
For some reason, a few hours ago, I had stopped being stepped on, so it seems as though it's either night, or I'm in a safe place, where people usually don't cross.
Within minutes:
[Due to the mass of dihydrogen monoxide content of puddle Gavan's body increasing beyond pre-specified amount (10kg), the level cap for puddle Gavan's skills has gone from one to two. Also, puddle Gavan has gained a new skill {{Sense} level 1}. Would you like to gain the details of this skill?]
[Due to thirst of knowledge detected in puddle Gavan, skill {Information} leveled up. Would you like to see the changelog?]
[No][No]
Give me a list of skills I can learn at level 2.
[Solution: {Information}, {Sense}, {Flow}, {Absorb}, {Pain Resistance}, {Heat Intolerance}, {1+1=2}. Would you like to gain the details of these skills?]
Details on {Absorb} and {1+1=2}
[Solution: Grass type. 25 PP. 20 BP Special. A nutrient-draining attack. The user's HP is restored by half the damage taken by the target.]
[Solution: The greatest equation in the world]
That was some useless information...
How do I learn {Absorb}?
[Solution: Most Pxxxxxx that can learn absorb do so via leveling up. Pxxxxy is the only exception, learning absorb via an event in Gen 2.]
Details on {Absorb}
[Solution: Grass type. 25 PP. 20 BP Special. A nutrient-draining attack. The user's HP is restored by half the damage taken by the target.]
Details on {Absorb} Don't think about Pxxxxxxx
[Solution: Grass type. 25 PP. 20 BP Special. A nutrient-draining attack. The user's HP is restored by half the damage taken by the target.]
Details on {Absorb}. Stick to the gameplan.
[Solution: Electrumite]
Details on {Absorb}.
[Solution: Allows one to absorb water from their surroundings.]
So... If I try to absorb water from the surroundings I learn Absorb? That doesn't seem right...
[Solution: No]
I'll try it anyway.
[Due to desire to absorb being detected in Puddle Gavan, Puddle Gavan has gained a new skill {{Absorb} level 1}. Would you like to gain the details of this skill?]
That worked.
[Due to the mass of dihydrogen monoxide content of puddle Gavan's body decreasing beyond pre specified amount (10kg), the level cap for puddle Gavan's skills has gone from two to one. Also, puddle Gavan has lost skill {Sense}. Also, puddle Gavan has lost skill {Absorb}. Also level of {Information} has decreased to one]
SHHHHHHTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
[Took damage from external attack. Lost .06 kg water.]