*Kip- Klopp - Kip- Klopp*

Wild and majestic. A pure breed white stallion galloping across the plains on a dirt road. It's sleek coat and well-kept mane fluttered in the wind. A horse that was meticulously kept was a rarity in the rural but the owner spared no expense when it came to grooming her prize possession.

"Lieutenant Foyoid, we are nearing our destination..."

*Kip- Klopp - Kip- Klopp*

Melynda Foyoid, the eldest daughter of a wealthy politician. A wealthy politician who was also a doting father. He commissioned the imperial army to form an all woman brigade to escort his daughter. Melynda tried to refuse the help but he was adamant it was 'standard protocol'. Melynda looked behind her in disappointment....

(Seriously. Are these swords just for decoration?)

*Houyhnhnmm*

"Halt!"

Melynda raised her left arm to signal her troops to stop.

*Kl-op, Kl-op*

The recruits looked around restlessly as they remained silent in the middle of nowhere...

"Miss?"

"Geeegegegege!"

"Prepare for combat!"

"What? Combat already?"

"But we're not at the village yet!"

"I didn't eat breakfast, how can you expect me to draw my sword?"

"What are you ladies doing?! Hurry up and draw your arms!"

"Geegegegege!"

"Women, women, women!"

It wasn't long before they were surrounded by dozens of goblins! They may be small but they made up for it in large numbers.

"Tall one is mine!"

"I like bouncy one!"

Some goblins wore rags but what really caught the soldiers' attention were the ones that had nothing on!

"Eeek! It's thingy is up!"

"Ew, keep that thing away from me!"

Melynda was looking around at all the confusion. She started to get irritated...

"Geegegege! Women! Delicious!"

"Geegegege! Me touch!"

"Eeeek!"

"...."

The formation was breaking apart. Everyone but Melynda was running around in circles getting chased by the goblins....

"Ah~ Don't touch me there~"

"So that's how it looks like..."

"Nooo~ please don't rape me~"

"It's my first time... please be gentle..."

Her blood pressure was rising....

"Ahhhh~!"

"I give up~"

A goblin tried sneaking behind Melynda for a grope...

*Shiiing*

"GEEEEEE!"

Blood squirted out from its severed arm. Melynda snapped!

*Shiiing*

The first goblin victim!

"Perverts everywhere! They all need to die! DIE! DIE! DIE!"

Melynda Foyoid, the eldest daughter of a wealthy politician. Her beauty far surpassed that of her late mothers. She was the envy of all women in her circle. Many who saw her for the first time were lost in a trance. Many suitors came throughout the years for her hand in marriage but she refused them all. Every man looked at her with lecherous eyes. A disdain for men started to brew within her at a very young age....

*Shiiing*

"GEEEEEE!"

The goblins couldn't hold a candle to the bloody typhoon, known as Melynda! Severed limbs and heads were flying all over the battlefield.

"The blood princess has awaken!"

"So magnificent~"

The brigade was captivated in awe. But they were so blinded by her beauty, they failed to notice the sinister smile on her face!

"... That's the last of them."

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"M-Melynda. Your towel."

"Thank you Gini."

Melynda wiped the blood and sweat off her face. That act alone caused Gini's lower half to quiver.

"Ahhh~"

"..."

"Mhmmm~"

*Sigh*

"Pack up troop. We can't delay any further!"

Melynda Foyoid, the eldest daughter of a wealthy politician. As part of her practical examination, she was to shadow her superior during times of conflict. She held the title Second Lieutenant through her own accomplishments, but many in her community had suspicion her father had a hand in it....

*knock knock*

"Come in."

"Greeting Captain Hastoff.... I see you're doing well."

"Ahem. Have a seat Miss Foyoid."

"..."

Properly addressing someone by their rank is a show of respect. It was clear Hastoff wasn't too fond of Foyoid from the start.

"You have an incident to report?"

"...Yes, we rounded up a group of goblins. We request a unit to be dispatch to the location for clean up."

"Very well."

"..."

"You may leave now. Your assignment begins tomorrow. Make sure you're not late this time."

"My apologies Captain..."

"...Oh, and by the way Melynda."

*?*

"Try looking presentable next time. Having blood stain clothes is not proper for an officer."

"..."

Melynda walked out of the room calmly but you can tell by the expression of her face she wasn't pleased with the meeting.

"Did the meeting go well Melynda?"

"Tsk."

"Melynda?"

"I don't want to talk about it Gini. Gather the girls. We're going for a swim."

Behind the village was a natural lake. Melynda would usually bathe in private but all the bathhouses were public facilities. Not to mention they were also uni-sex. She hated the perverted stares she would receive as men ogled her naked body....

*Splash*

"Ahhh~ This is relaxing."

"..."

The girls were having fun playing in the lake. Melynda wanted to join in but she felt compelled to uphold her strict image....

*Rustle*

*?*

(Where is that noise coming from?)

*Rustle*

Shivers ran down her spine. An enormous amount of erotic miasma was being released.

*!*

"There!"

She threw a rock towards the base of a tree. The vibration from the impact caused several small boys to loose balance and fall with the leaves.

"Ow!"

"Is everyone alright?"

"Hold it right there!"

"Eeek!'

The women were quick. They apprehended the culprits....

"Lieutenant, we tied them up. What should we do?"

"..."

(Something is wrong. None of these boys are emitting a perverted aura...)

"You boy! What were you doing?"

"E-e- Me?"

"Yes. YOU! Why were you peeping?"

"I-I don't know! He just told us to fa-fa-follow him!"

(Hm?)

"Who are you talking about?! Where is he?!"

"Eeek! I don't know! Don't hurt me!"

"Tsk. Gag them and bring them wit-"

*!*

(The aura! He's behind us!)

"Gini, Maranda, watch the boys! Everyone else, follow my lead!"

Melynda quickly grabbed her cape and sword as she ran towards the source.

(You're not getting away from me!)

*!*

*Rumble*

"A wall?!"

"He's a magician, don't let your guard down!"

(What sicko would bring a group of children to pervert their innocent minds?!)

"Why is he so fast?"

"Tsk. Take this!"

*Rock throw*

*Boom*

"How can he cast spells while moving?!"

(A master in the art of spell casting... why would he stoop so low?)

An image of the perpetrator started to form inside her mind. Old... ugly... midget....

"Someone, cast feather steps on me!"

Wings of light surrounded her feet.

*Swoosh*

"Take this!"

*Wham*

The blunt side of the sword caused the peeping tom to loose balance and tumble into a tree.

"He gave us a run there."

"Hurry up and secure him."

As the women lifted the hood....

*Gasp*

"Impossible..."

"He's so young..."

(H-he's a child?!)

Melynda stood in front of the boy. She was so flabbergasted she forgot she was half naked....

(Something's wrong. There's no erotic vibes coming from him...)

"..."

"Excuse me. Can you move out of the way?"

"Huh?"

"You're blocking my view."

Melynda turned around. There was nothing there. Only her subordinates that followed her....

"!"

(Again, the erotic miasma!)

She turn back to the boy.

"..."

(Nothing?)

Melynda took one step to the side. That very instant, a cold chill ran down her spine.

"Huehuehue."

"W-w-what?!"

"Hm?"

"Wait! Look here!"

Melynda dropped her cape to the floor. The intense gaze of a boy had her heart racing. She didn't know what overcame her, she started blush....

"..."

"...flat."

"...Flat?"

"Very flat."

Melynda mind shattered.

"Lieutenant? Lieutenant?"

"Hey, she's not responding!"

"Someone wake her up!"

Later that week, Melynda learnt of the boy's name. Though she disapproved of his conduct, she was not the type to hold back a promising candidate from enlisting. Especially when the village was constantly getting attacked by monsters, it seem proper to get his training done early on in life. Perhaps it would also give him the discipline needed to hold back his libido!

*knock knock*

"Come in."

"Greeting Captain Hastoff. I see you're doing well."

"Have a seat Miss Foyoid."

"..."

"I see your recommendation here. Do you really believe this child has untapped talent?"

"I stake my life on it!"

"...very well. Bring him in tomorrow. We will access his aptitude."

"Thank you Captain!"

"...Okay. You are dismissed."

Melynda bowed with grace as she exited the room. Captain Hastoff picked up the letter... He sat there in idle thought as he tapped his finger on his desk....

*Tap-tap-tap*

"...hmm. Nobiru..."