How did it come to this? I silently think whilst cutting yet another idiot into hundreds of pieces. The remaining 5 humans all stared at me, shaking in fear. I think I even smell some urine from a couple of them.
"Alright you idiots, you all have 5 seconds to scram least I turn you into catfood. 3... 2..." By the time I was at 2, the guards had already dropped all of their weapons and were running away screaming. I sigh at their idiocy and recall what happend before that led to this mess.
Me and the other guy(?), whose name was Drake, had finally found a road and had been following it for quite a while. After half a day, we encountered a caravan, and like the good samaritans we were, we went and propently presented ourselves, offering some pelts of animals we casually caught and dragged into hell.
And like the proper merchants, they accepted our offer and made space for us on a wagon. We took turns sleeping and keeping guard since we didn't exactly trust the people of this world, and it proved to be somewhat useless since they didn't bother us.
We barely left the wagon and 2 days later, we finally reached a village/baby city. After sending our regards to the merchants, we were about to leave when a rather volumptous lady came from one of the wagons and offered Drake to show him around the city.
The guy, being the dense girly guy s/he is, accepted and went along with her. When the girl noticed I was following them, she casually told Drake "Mind sending away your slave? It'd be more fun just the two of us~"
Before Drake could say anything, I sent him a message via my strings (Yes, all-mighty,all- purposeful strings are the best <3) and simply told him to tell me to wait, since I didn't want to start a whole mess. Yet.
He did as I told him to do and I went back to the wagon to wait. Unfortunately, after around an hour of playing around/exercising with my strings, a bunch of idiots just had to come by and make trouble.
They seemed to know exactly what to do, cause' they came straight for me and one of them hit me in the head without warning. At the time, I wasn't even paying attention to them so I got hit straight on.
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Later on, I checked their levels, and they are only level 6's with the highest level being 9, so you can sort of imagine the effects of a level 6 hitting a level 500 with a focus on vitality with a mere club.
I pretended to have been knocked out just to see what they were up to. They tied me up and put me in a sack rather roughly all the whilst making comments on the 'easy money' they got.
They then dragged me back into the city, although I couldn't see exactly where we were going. I did however, learn that they were probably related to the big-breasted girl from before. Apparently, their plan was to first sell me, then the girl will somehow help Drake find me back and 'gift me back'.
Broken down into easy words, they thought that Drake must be a famous guy due to his equipment and that he must somehow value me due to me being his only escort. Plus, due to me being pretty... *cries bitter tears*... they would also make money whilt doing this.
And from the sounds of it, this wasn't even their first time doing it! Another thing to note is that in human kingdoms, all non-pure humans are always going to be treated as slaves. When I learned of this, my mind simply went like 'Rly?'
When we arrived somewhere, I was forcefully taken out and shoved into a cage somewhere. At this point, I just decided to end the act.
After cutting into many, many pieces everyone in a 50 meter radius around me, I stole a hooded cloak from some random guy and went out of the building. I walked around for quite a while whilst searching for Drake, but before I could do so I accidentally walked into a small, empty street.
A little gang approached me and... well, you know the rest. So, here I am in the present, with no idea of what to do or where to go. I silently sigh to myself and look up at the sky.
Then, an amazing idea comes to my mind. Roofs!
In a style that even ninjas would cry, I jump around from roof to roof whilst checking everywhere for Drake.
Now, whilst for a normal person it would be impossible, do not underestimate the capabilities of a lv 500. Not only could I 'see faster' then a normal human by a factor of at least 1000, I was also magnitudes stronger and faster then anybody, so this was child's play for me.
Finally, I found Drake, whom was 'flirting', though he probably wouldn't realize it, with a red-faced, big breasted slaver girl. She was nodding almost constantly and looked really happy talking to him. They were sitting together on a restaurant whilst sometimes munching on some strange meat.
Should I kill her or should I torture her to death? Or maybe just cut off her arms and legs without letting her die? A plethora of possibilities is available for grabs~!