name as you go through the 3 matches when you have your MMR and RANK you will be able to change your username:

Your generic name is......................[Nobody!]]

Nobody? what kind of name is that!?

Well whatever

When I see there were 4 characters next to mine mm... let's see above each character there is a name...... let's see

There is one girl with two blades called TheExcalibur

A lycanthrope maybe? yeah he is a lycanthrope called, FuckYou

A...the fuck? a panda? called po.....hey wait a minute......(-.-)

And an mmm..... what the hell is that? it looks like a slime I think..... called SaberLanceX

ok....

"Hey dudes, Do you hear me?", ???

a micro above the girl appears and then someone began to speak, a young man voice

"Sure man, load and clear", The Panda

"Let's win this shit", The Lycanthrope

"Hey what kind of character is that magician I don't remember seeing it", the slime?

Oh I see everyone use speakers in this game, ok

"H-hi guys , yeah I can hear you, This hero s called Adalbert," I say

"Adalbert? well whatever we have 2 minutes to decided which lane we should go, My hero is a rooming hero so I will go rooming" said SaberLanceX

"My hero is a carry so I will go in the safe lane," said the TheExcalibur

"My hero can go either mid lane or off," said Po

I remember Mika said that Adalbert is a mid lane hero?

"M-my Adalbert is a mid lane hero," I said

"Ok I will go support with lexus," said the slime

Mmmm... Lexus must be the hero's name of that girl with two blades

" Ok now buy your items and let's go!"

Items? why do these guys know so much about the game? ... I mean we are all level one right?

In the bottom part of the screen, there was a photo of my hero and next, there was two bars, one red and one blue, that must be mana and life right?

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Next, there are the powers and then there is a small bag and next to it said gold....... ok I think I got it.

By the way, my current gold is 600

and next to it there are 6 squares that are empty and above the squares said items. Well if I had to guess, this means that I only have 6 items.

Finally, there was a button that says shop, ok let's see

Woah there are a lot of items mmm what should I buy.....

Shit! There are only 40 seconds until the game starts.....

think, think, think, ok I got it I will the boot it only cost 300, mmm well since my hero has "feets" I will buy two boots

Ok! I am ready, let's go!

I advance with Adalbert and the soldiers, I remember the match that Mika and Eldrick had so I will stop near the river that divides the map between the two sides.

The opponent that is is front of me is a little pixie, what a cutie~!

in that moment in the chat menu appears a little square with the pixie photo in it, then a text was sent

-"Hey, guys look that retard has two boots, LOL!!!!"

Huh?

-"Hey, Adalbert are you some kind of idiot!!!!!!?????" said TheExcalibur

-"Shit! what kind of dog shit I have, a noob in my team!" said Po

-"Wait ,guys I don't really unders-" Before I finish SaberLanceX said

-"Noob!, the boots don't stack each other!!!"

man, I really screwed it this time

-"Calm down guys! , as you guessed I don't really know too much about this game but I will try my best!" I said

-"fuck you!" said the 4 in unison

Woah what a synchro

Ok, let's do what I can before they start to insult me again!

[1 minute later~]

[First blood! by Enteil, the pixie!]

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Sorry Mika, daddy defraud you!