Ho An : Let's adopt a couple of cats.

Tatsuya : I want a dog.

Ho An : Let's adopt two cats and a dog.

Tatsuya : We don't have enough food to feed the kittens later on.

Ho An : Final offer! A pregnant cat and a dog.

Tatsuya : OK.

Tatsuya : Why is the cat on our bed?

Ho An : She's my baby.

Tatsuya : If you don't kick her out of the room, you'll get yourself a human baby instead.

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Ho An : No! I'll let her out.

Tatsuya : Good.

Ho An : My baby gave birth to two kittens. I am going to call them Ebony and Ivory.

Tatsuya : Is your baby Paul or Stevie?

Ho An : Neither. She's a female cat. Why would you give male names to a female cat?

Tatsuya : *shakes head* I really wonder how you became a CEO.

Ho An : Easy. Grandmother told the shareholders' wives the names of their husbands'

mistresses.