Mina: Shi, are you ready?
Shi: Yes.
*Epic sword duel*
*Shi loses*
Shi: I guess I just can't beat you mom, haha
Mina: Well I did teach you everything about sword fighting. Anyways let's take a break.
Shi: Ok, mom.
*Sits down*
Shi: (It's been 2 years since my consciousness was transported into this boy's body. My training has been going splendidly if I say so myself.)
(So there are 4 continents. Zulu, Camro, Gehea, Portato. I'm currently in the continent of Camro which has 5 Kingdoms. My mom used to be a really strong hero Spellsword but retired because "It was boring".)
Mina: Shi, I have something very important to tell you.
Shi: Yes, mom?
Mina: I now permit you to travel the world!
You should start off by getting an adventurer card in the adventurer's guild at the closest town, Unix.
Shi: Mom... Im like six years old...
Mina: It's never too early to adventure! Mom started adventuring at that age as well!
Shi: Hmm.. Ok, cool. When do we leave?
Mina: There is no "we". You'll leave immediately after you're done packing.
Shi: Wait what!? What kind of mother would do this?
Mina: Me, your mother.
I can't leave this place since I am it's guardian.
Shi: Guardian? Of what?
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Mina: The forest. It's kind of like my child, I made it after all.
Shi: WHAT!? Did you have wild outdoor sex with a tree!?
Mina: Yeah! wait.. NO! It was back when I was just an adventurer.
I found a black seed in some Demon Lord's castle, why was I there you ask? Because I was a chosen hero.
*laughs hysterically*
I decided to plant the seed. And after a good night's rest, Lo and behold, a forest! So now I have the duty to protect the forest and the people that get lost in there. That's how I found you after all.
Shi: *sobs* *cries*
Mina: *Hugs Shi* Shh Shi. It's going to be ok, I trained you after all. Me, the esteemed hero of this land *smirks boastfully* hehehe.
Shi: I love you, Mom.
Mina: I love you too, Shi. Good luck out there, don't forget your training. And most importantly, have fun!
I recommend eliminating the current Demon Lord! I heard that he was really strong! Not as strong as me though. Hehehe
Shi: Haha The Demon Lord might be a bit too much for a six year old.
Mina: Oh nonsense! *pats Shi in the back with enough force to make him grovel in the ground*
Shi: *Stands up as if nothing happened*
Hahahaha...
It's time for me to pack up.
Mina: Ok, son. If you ever need mother, I'll always be here. Literally. I am Immortal after all.
Shi: Yeah ok mo- wait.. Immortal!?You never mentioned this.
Mina: Oh yeah, I kind of forgot? Hahaha
Shi: (-_-)
(is this woman serious?..)