What should I do in this situation?

Should I turn around and pretend I didn’t see anything?

Pretend to be dumb and say what’s for dinner?

Or should I say I’m gay?

Why did I even think of that?!

“R-Reno, stop staring…”

You’re half naked with only a towel covering your body. And I’m not supposed to stare?!

“I-it’s hard really…”

She walks to me.

“T-then don’t just stay there and stare…”

“W-wait, we just met, isn’t it too fast?!”

“So you don’t want to?”

That will make me gay, I mean, a hot half naked girl is standing before me and I say no to her?

No way dude, not in a million year.

“I-I mean, are you sure?”

She embraces me, her boobs are pressing against my chest, then she stares deep into my eyes.

“Am I? You’re still questioning me?”

I mean if you really are serious right now, why aren’t you grabbing my little brother down there and perhaps use a more seducing phrase?

“I-it’s just a feeling really…”

“Then, feel this…”

She grabs my right hand and put it on her right boobs, the fucking thing is so fucking soft, I feel like I’m holding one big marshmellow, but the nipple is stiff, very different from the boob itself.

She lets out a soft moans, her face approaches mine, We stare into each other’s eye deeply.

Trying to kiss me while staring me to death is not so sexy if I do say so myself…

And then, and only then, A click can be heard in my head…

“T-this may sound weird, but…”

“But what?”

“Y-you’re not Sonia, are you?”

She doesn’t back away, she just keeps staring, but she makes a little distance between our face.

“What makes you say that?”

“W-well, one thing does stand out from the rest…”

She finally let go of me, backing away.

“Of course, it’s the boobs isn’t it? Mine is smaller than her…”

Boobs? That’s her guess?

“I don’t mean to be rude, but, I wasn’t talking about your chest…”

“Oh? Then what were you talking about?”

“It’s your eyes, they have a darker color than Sonia’s…”

But they look alike, if my guess is correct, then this is not some cosplay bullshit…

“Are you her twin by any chance?”

She laugh, she sits down on the couch, and then she laugh.

“Oookay, that doesn’t answer my question…”

“I-I’m sorry…”

“You don’t look like it though…”

“I’m really sorry, it’s just…”

“At least stop laughing if you want to say something…”

She just sits there laughing, while still half naked, at least put something on for fucks sake.

“Haaaa…”

“You done?”

“Yep, good job there finding that out…”

I’m disappointed really, if I just kept that to myself, maybe I’ll graduate from being a virgin.

“Yeah, thanks…”

“I am her twin by the way…”

Well, no shit. I know that by now.

“Yeah well, thanks for the info.”

“Hey, no need to be sarcastic. The name’s Sona by the way, the younger one.”

“My name is Reno, nice to meet you.”

“Sure, nice to meet you too.”

Her towel is coming loose, and I’m about to lose my shit because my dick is about to get hard.

“Hey, wear something will you.”

“Oh? What’s this? You don’t like what you see?”

Of course I do, what kind of stupid question is that?

“Well, it’s a bit, Distracting.”

“Sure thing then, the mood is gone already any way, we’ll continue some other time.” She smiles at me.

And I’ll be sure to say yes to Mike’s offer next time.

“Which reminds me, where is Sonia?”

“She’s taking a bath…”

“A bath? Really?”

“Yeah, you want to peak?”

Hell yeah…

“No, thanks, she might think ill of me…”

“What a gentlemen you are…” She laugh after she said that.

She turns around and head back to the Bedroom.

I can’t help but look at her as she goes.

“That’s a nice ass…”

She looks behind, and wink at me.

Oh shit!

But that wink, I’m pretty thankful for my habit just now.

At least, I have something other than porn to jack off tonight.

Wait, that feels wrong actually…

I check my watch as I sit down, that was the most intense 10 minutes I ever have.

I let out a long sigh, I’m confused, whether I should feel regret, hunger, or relief right now…

“Ahh, what the hell…”

“Sorry for the wait…”

I turn around, and she’s there, but I don’t know if it’s Sonia or Sona, but judging by her outrageous outfit…

“You’re Sona right?”

“Of course…”

I knew it, Sona is wilder than Sonia, she’s not afraid to show her sexiness to the world, while Sonia is the pure and innocent type of girl.

Talk about being twins right? Fuckin hell…

She only wears Tank top and hot pants.

And here I thought the seducing part was over. But from her expression, it kinda shows that this is just her attire every time she’s in the house.

I have the feeling that I might have found the second Suzuki, let’s just hope she’s not much of a Martial artist as she is.

“If you are her twin, then how come I never saw you at school before?”

“Oh, I was sick since before the first day, I’m already fit yesterday, but the doctor told me to rest one more day just to be sure.”

Slow down girl, damn. Let me ask some question first, there’re like, three questions worth of answers there.

“Oookay, You two in the same class?”

“Supposedly, yeah.”

“Supposedly?”

“I mean, the last time I check…”

“Can’t you ask Sonia? You know, just to be sure…”

“Meh, later…”

Right, she’s more easygoing than I thought.

“So why are you here anyway?”

“Me?”

“No, not you…”

She’s messing with me.

“Sonia invited me to dinner, I think…”

“You think?”

“Well, if it’s just dinner, why would she take a bath?”

We look at each other for a while.

“Good point there, I’ll go ask her.”

“About time anyway, she’s taking too long with her shower.”

She hops from the couch, and walk to the Bedroom.

I’m left there again, staring at the ceiling.

“Reno…”

“Yes?”

It’s Sona.

“Sorry but…”

I don’t like this.

Please don’t cancel my free dinner.

“But what…?”

“She said she forgot you were here…”

Again? This is the second time it has happened to me.

“Really? how?”

“She got too, Immersed in her shower…”

“How is that even possible? Is she having a karaoke session in there?”

“Ha, no… it’s just her habit.”

Lame joke, I know, at least appreciate it a bit by giving a more nicely faked laugh.

“Soo, should I go or what?”

“Huh? No, just stay, she’ll be out in a jiffy…”

In a jiffy? Really? who uses that word in this day and age?

“Okay then, thanks…”

She sits down again, right next to me.

I have the feeling she never heard of personal space before.

“So, you going out with her?”

“I’m sorry?”

“Sonia…”

“No, we’re not going out…”

“Then what’s the deal with the invitation to dinner?”

“You might want to ask that to her.”

“Why?”

“Might be more specific that way?”

“So you can’t give me the specific detail?”

“Afraid not…”

“Why?”

Because you are wearing something that begs for my attention.

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“Too much distraction…”

She’s puzzled, unsure by what I meant, I tug my shirt hoping she would understand.

And she does.

“Ohh, I’m sorry. This too hot for you?”

“Well, if I have to be honest, yeah, of course. Every straight dude will be distracted if you’re like that.”

“So you’re straight?”

What the hell…

“Of course, what makes you think otherwise?”

“Because you were resisting so much before, I thought you were gay or something…”

“Or something?”

“Impotent, freaky fetish, likes to be dominated, Maso-“

“All right, stop right there pretty lady, you don’t want to get hurt…”

“Ohhh, scary…”

“You don’t need to be so rude about it though…”

“I’m just joking, sorry, though I appreciate what you did and do right now…”

“What did I do?”

“You didn’t jump on me, and even now, even though I’m basically inviting you to jump on me…”

“Well, I could if I would…”

“That’s why, you’re not such a bad person after all…”

“Not yet, maybe…”

“Yeah, people say men can be a beast in bed…”

“You watch one too many dramas man…”

After we converse for a while, Sonia comes out from the Bedroom, wearing a T-shirt, with Skirt.

See, like I said, pure, unlike her twin.

“S-sorry Reno!”

Stop shouting, for the love of God, I don’t need another Komiya.

“It’s okay, I had a uhhh, “Fine” company, so I wasn’t bored…”

Sona smiles at me, it makes me more nervous if anything.

“S-Sona didn’t do anything weird right?”

“No I didn’t…” She pauses “Not yet at least…” She whispered, only I can hear her said that, because Sonia is still several meters away from us.

She’s so aggressive, puberty probably hits her the hardest between us three.

I look at Sonia, she lets out a relief sigh, she believed her sister just like that?

“I’ll make dinner now, wait a bit more okay Reno.” Sonia said

“Okay, let me know if I can help with anything.”

“Sure!”

She entered the kitchen and starts preparing what she need to make a dinner for the three of us.

I shift my attention towards Sona, which is looking at me, how long have she done that?

“Something on my face?”

“Yeah…”

“What is it?”

“You want to say something right?”

“Well, one thing though…”

“Hit me…”

“No offense, but you’re really taking advantages of her innocence…”

She laughs, at least, trying to hide her laugh.

“I’m sorry, that’s just the kind of sister I am.”

“Evil…”

“You dislike girl like me?”

What’s with the puppy eyes? Why are you-

“Why are you looking at me like that?”

“That doesn’t answer my question…”

“Well, I’m down with any type of girl, as long as they’re not too freaky…”

“That means I have a chance with you right?”

“Perhaps…”

“Well, in the meantime, why don’t you help Sonia, she’s into you after all…”

“Excuse me?”

“Just go man…”

She kicks me, never mind that, I’m more curious about what she said.

Sonia is into me? What did I do in my previous life to deserve this? I mean that in a good way of course.

So I leave her and head to the kitchen, as she suggested.

Sonia is there looking a bit anxious.

“What’s wrong?”

“R-Reno! Nothing is wrong…”

“Then why are you restless?”

“Well, there is something wrong actually…”

I can see that…

“Anything I can do to help?”

“W-well, if it’s not too much of a bother, can you go to the convenience store, see if they have salts?”

“Sure, how many do you need?”

“Umm, 2 pouches should be more than enough…”

“I’ll be right back then…”

“Careful Reno.”

She smiles, and I do the same, she’s so sweet, definitely a wife material, Sona however, is a girlfriend material.

What’s the difference you might ask? Well, we all know what’s the difference, don’t try to deny it.

As I make my way to the door, Sona stops me from going any further.

“Where you going?”

“Convenience store…”

“Oh, can I come with you?”

“I don’t mind…”

“Then let’s go.”

Hold up.

“Looking like that?”

“What’s wrong with how I look?”

“You know, everything about the way you look is actually wrong for someone in high school, and besides, won’t you be cold?”

“I won’t, c’mon man, don’t think about it too much…”

How can I not? If I walk around with her and someone other than Mike see us, they will think that a Student from Summer’s hope is walking around at night with a girl that could possibly be identified as a whore, judging from the way she looks.

Before I can protest even further, Sona walk out from the room, she’s brave, if anything.

Well, it’s not like her tank top is see through, but she looks so hot right now.

I’ll just have to do my best to keep dangers away.

Sona tried to starts a conversation with me, but I only nod and shake my head, the most I said was, I’m sorry, but I’ll stay quiet until we get to the lobby, she nods in response.

After a while of the trip to hell and back.

“What’s wrong with you? You look like shit…”

“I have uhh, Claustrophobic…”

“You sure it’s not motion sickness?”

“I’m fine with cars and other thing that moves fast or slow. It’s claustrophobic, I always have a bad time with closed spaces any way…”

“Oh, all right. You okay though?”

“I’m fine, thanks. Let’s go…”

As we walk through the automated doors, I can tell that the security guard was staring at Sona, I mean who wouldn’t? she have a hot body, and her white silky smooth skin sticking out for everyone to see, I mean, I touched her, I know how delicate her skin is.

Maybe it’s because I have touched her that I don’t have the need to keep staring at her.

Maybe…

No, nope. Never mind…

When we finally arrive at the store, I greeted Mike as per usual.

“Yo Reno, that’s the second time you come here…”

“Yeah, I know.”

He looks at Sona for a while.

“Hey Reno…”

“What is it?”

“Is that the same girl from before?”

“What do you think?”

“She’s uhh, more exposing than I thought she would, I thought she was just your regular pure and innocent…”

“She got you too huh…”

“Wait, so she’s the same girl?”

“I don’t know, ask her yourself.”

“That’s rude bro…”

“She won’t mind, trust me…”

He looks at Sona again, who in return, starts to look back.

“P-please don’t look so much, i-it’s embarrassing…”

“Nice to see you again miss, you’re more open than I originally thought…”

“T-This is, Reno likes his girl to be sexy, s-so I thought I should try something different, for his sake…”

There’s silence between us three, not for long however, I saw Mike walking away from the cash register.

“Reno you bastard! How dare you defile such innocent looking girl!” He grabs my uniform’s collar

“W-wait Mike! She’s playing with you!”

“Bullshit! You want me to believe you over an innocent girl I saw just hours ago?!”

“Yeah! And you just met her man! We’ve known each other for several weeks now!”

“Shut it man! I never thought you were that kind of-“

He stops, because we can hear someone laughing.

It’s Sona of course, laughing her ass off.

“See, I told you Mike, she was playing with you…”

“W-what…?”

“This is the twin sister from the girl you met this afternoon, she’s the exact counter part of her sister, the very opposite of girly and innocent.

“Damn, she got me good…”

“Fuck you Mike, what happened to bros before hoes?”

“Ey, sorry, I wasn’t thinking…”

“Not that you have a brain to begin with jackass…”

“I’m sorry, Mike was it? I can’t pass the opportunity of messing with you…”

“I can see that, sorry Reno I was-“

“Thinking with your dick instead of your head? Got it…”

The two of them just laugh it off, I couldn’t however, because if Sona didn’t laugh, I would get smacked by Mike, and his arm strength is no joke.

“Yeah, laugh it off bastard…”

“So, you here for more ice tea or something?”

“No, I’m here for salt. You have any?”

“We do, just round the back, want me to get it? The least I can do after I almost sock your face…”

“Yeah, thanks, we need two pouches.”

“Sure, hang tight.”

Mike walks to the back, searching for the salts, Sona’s wiping tears from her cheeks.

“I’m sorry, it was a good chance for me to mess with you…” she said

“Thanks for that, We all need a blood pumping moments in our life right?”

“You should have seen the look on your face…”

I can tell, pure terror, getting punch in the face by Mike is the last thing I want to happen in my life, I bet he can knock down a gorilla in one punch with that arm of his.

“He seems like a good guy?”

“Mike?”

“Yeah…”

“Funny, your sister said the same thing…”

“Really?”

“Well, not just you two though, most of my friends that met Mike immediately think so.”

“Mike’s a good friend of yours?”

“We go way back, so yeah…”

She keeps asking question of how I met Mike, I told her the same thing I told everyone else, that we were just two foreign dudes living in Japan that happened to meet one day.

And while we’re talking, Mike returns to the Cashier.

“Dude, two salts and I’ll throw in a can of sweet tea…”

“Your treat?”

“Of course dude…”

“Thanks man, I need it to calm myself.”

“Well, a little bit of excitement won’t hurt anyone right?”

“It will if someone is punch by you…”

“Ahahahaha, well, see you later Reno…”

“Yeah, Later.”

Me and Sona walks out of the store, she asked if I can have some of tea, I said yes, I got for free any way, no loss for me.

“You drink this a lot?” Sona asked

“A lot is an understatement…”

“Addicted to it?”

“Probably…”

“I like sweet iced tea too, but I don’t drink it every day…”

“That makes a difference between us then…” I said

“By the way Reno…”

“What is it?”

“Why did you come to Japan?”

“Simple, I just want to spend my high school year here…”

“Simplistic…”

“Well, sorry for being simple, what about you?”

“Well, you see…”

She stays quiet, for reasons unknown.

“I’m listening…” I said

“You know what, maybe some other time, I’m sorry Reno…”

She looks sad, did I say something wrong?

“Well, it’s okay, you can tell me anytime…”

“Thanks…”

There is an awkward silence between us, I keep thinking of what I should say, which before I know it, we have passed through the elevator already.

“You’re not sick?”

“I don’t know, every time I’m having a deep thought in the elevator, the sickness never comes to surface.”

“What were you thinking?”

To break the silence between us.

“Is Sonia a good cook?”

She laugh again, and smiles after that.

“Don’t worry, she’s fine, I guess…”

“You guess? You live with her man, you should know…”

“Well, this is the first time she ever cooked actually, so I wouldn’t be so gung ho about it…”

Damn, and here I thought I wouldn’t have to worry about tasting bad food.

Now it’s all over my head.

But we agree not to think about it so much, so we go inside any way, with somewhat high hopes it will at least turn out edible.

“We’re back.” Sona said

“Welcome back, you got the salt?”

“Yes, here you go.” I said

“Great! Thanks you two.”

She grabs the salt and walk back to the kitchen.

I sit down on the sofa, praying for the best possible outcome.

Sona sits right next to me again, the couch is big, why here of all places.

“I’m sorry, you ever heard of personal spaces before?”

“Yes, why?”

“Don’t you think you’re invading mine?”

“Well, you don’t mind right? Not that I’m doing anything weird, I had my share for today…”

So, she’ll keep doing that?

“Hey, you remember what we talk about before we go inside?” I asked

“That thing about her food?”

“Yeah, you think I should help her with the cooking?”

“You can cook?”

“I can, but I rarely cook ever since I come here.”

“Well, if you can save our stomach, I’ll take whatever skills you have…”

“Right, be right back…”

I hurriedly walk to Sonia, hoping she has yet to start.

She just stand there before the stove, holding an egg on each of her hands, her face look serious, as if trying to guess which one will produce a rooster and which is hen.

“Hey, you need any help with the cooking?”

“R-reno?!”

Even though I said that without raising my voice, she’s startled any way.

“Yeah, it’s me, we didn’t hear any sound at all from here so I reckon you might need some help.”

“Y-you can cook?”

“Yes, but not really good, just average.”

Enough to save me from hunger and possibly awful food.

“I-I’m fine really, it’s okay for you to wait there with Sona…”

“Are you sure?”

“Yes…”

“Well, okay…”

I really want to force my way, but at the same time I don’t want to be rude either, it seems like she’s really looking forward to this, I’d feel bad to disrupt her like this.

So I walk back to my original position, taking my seat next to Sona.

“Fail huh?”

“I can’t force my way in there, the look on her face, she’s excited about this…”

“And you’d feel bad about taking this opportunity away from her…” She said

“Nice guess…”

“Let’s just hope that I’m wrong…” she said

“Yeah, I know…”

Silence befalls the living room, we can hear Sonia started to cook at the kitchen.

“By the way Sona…”

“Yes?”

“How did you know my name? you know, when you first walk out of the Bedroom and we met for the first time…”

“Oh, Sonia told me that you were in the living room, she talks about you before…”

“Really? About what?”

“Sorry dude, that’s between me and her, no trespassing.”

“I see, all right, no sweat…”

The cooking smells good, maybe we were wrong about her after all.

“Is school fun?”

“Of course, why do you ask?”

“School was always boring before, I came here hoping that everything would be different…”

“It will be different, I came here, part of me hoping for the same thing as you.”

“And?”

“Well, so far? It has been fun, it really has…”

“I don’t know man…”

“I think it would be fun if you would come along as well.”

She looks at me, clearly wasn’t expecting me to say that.

“W-why’s that?”

“I would have a fun easygoing girl like you to hang out with.”

She pinch me hard on my waist, I can only look at her while rubbing the spot that she pinched.

“What the hell man?!”

“I just felt like it…”

“Screw you…”

“I’ll go and check on Sonia, see if she needs any help.”

“S-sure…”

At least look at my way when you’re talking to me damnit, that’s rude.

I stayed silent for like 10 minutes, Sona and Sonia are cooking together, from where I sit, it looks like Sona’s the one that do most of the work, while Sonia is either trying to catch up with her, or clean up Sona’s mess.

“So, despite the wife material appearance, Sonia can’t cook huh…”

I have been fooled by the appearance once more.

“Welp…”

“Hey, R-reno…”

I turn around, looking for the source of the voice.

“Oh, what is it?”

“I-I’m sorry it took longer than it should have, but dinner is ready…”

“Oh, it’s all right, I don’t mind at all, thanks.”

We walk to the table, to my surprise, they look good.

But I have learned that looks can be deceiving, the hard way.

We sit down, this is a pretty small table, but there are like 5 different dishes of food.

I mean, I’m happy and all, but can we eat all this? Should I call Komiya over?

After saying my thanks, I started to dig in.

It’s good.

“It’s delicious…”

“T-thanks, to Sona, she saved me back there.”

“Oh really? she can cook?”

“Yes I can…”

“Sorry, I wasn’t expecting it is all…”

Of course I do, I watched them cook, I know who do the most work. But I don’t want to make them feel bad, so I’ll just play stupid for now.

“Next time I want to eat food made by Sonia though…”

Sona look at me, giving me this confused look, as if saying, are you serious right now?

“Maybe next time, when I got better, what happened just now reminds me that I still need more training.”

“Sure, you can take your time, no time limit.”

We keep chatting while we eat, I’m not a big fan of this, but they keep talking, and since they give me free food, the least I can do is humor them.

After a while, we finishes our food, somehow, the amount is something that more than 5 people eat.

If Komiya’s here however, I’m sure she can eat it all alone.

“Thanks again for the food.”

“Sure, anytime…” Sona said

“I’ll wash the dish, be right back…” Sonia said

“No you won’t…” I prevent her from taking my dishes. “I’ll do it, think of it as a thanks from me.”

“Sis, just let him do it…”

“But…”

“He won’t stop bugging you, trust me.”

“Hey, it sounds weird if you say it like that.”

“W-well, thanks then Reno…”

“Sure thing.”

So I pick up their empty dishes, and head straight to the sink, they are talking about something, probably one of their sister’s talk.

I wash the dish in silence and peace, nothing and no one to disturb me from my work, there’s nothing better than working in peace.

As I finish my last dish, I walk to the couch, the sisters have been quite for a while now, are they asleep? Have they forgotten that someone else’s in the house?

I approach the couch, there’s no one there.

“Okay, this is lovely…”

Where are they? Why are they doing this? What is this supposed to mean?

Are they hiding? Or have they forgot that I’m still here with them?

Are they in the bedroom? Somehow hoping that I will check their bed?

“Fuck my ass dude, don’t do this to me…”

I don't want to stay here longer than i already have.

“You like it in the ass? So you are a homo?”

“Woah!”

Sona is behind me, when the fuck did she gets there? How can I not hear anything when she approached me? What is she? Ninja?

“Why the fuck are you over there?!”

“Woah, language dude…”

“Well, you scared the shit out of me…”

“Sorry, I was from the bathroom…”

“Yeah, that explains something…”

“So what’s up? You looking for us?”

“Of course, I can’t just go back to my place without saying anything to either of you.”

“Oh yeah, that’s right, sure, you’re welcome…”

“I haven’t said anything yet…”

“Don’t make things complicated.”

“I don’t.”

“Then say what you’re going to say…”

“Thanks for the food.”

“Sure, I said you’re welcome.”

This girl…

“You know, I never punch a girl before…”

“Oh really? I believe you have hit yourself at some point in your life.”

Damn…

I believe throwing profanity is not a good comeback for that, nor can I think of anything else to say that can prevent her from saying anything else.

I have been defeated, by a girl.

Fuck me…

“Whatever man, where’s Sonia any way?”

“She’s going to the convenience store, have some things to buy…”

“I see, well, I’ll be going now, thanks again for the food.”

“Yeah, don’t be a stranger now.”

“Of course, that day will come some day.”

“Don’t take too long, we haven’t finishes our business from before.”

She licks her lip.

Girl, if you want to have sex, just say so damn it.

After saying goodbye to her, I leave the room and enter the elevator, feeling like shit, I tried my best not to throw up.

After I arrive at my floor, I immediately went to my room.

I reach in my pocket to get my key.

“Hey, haven’t seen you in a while.”

That voice, and this close? Could only be Suzuki.

I turn around, and there she is, standing by her door.

“Hey…”

“So how was it? You’re pretty late, enjoyed the date?”

“Yeah, it was nice I guess…”

“So it’s a date?”

“No it’s not…”

“Don’t make things complicated…”

“I don’t…”

“You just did…”

“Really? I’m sorry, I’m not feeling well right now, and to answer your question, it was not a date, she just invited me over for dinner.”

“Invited over? To her place?”

“Of course, where else? Her parents place?”

“She doesn’t live with her parents?”

Of course she doesn’t know, I realize how big of a dick I was.

“I’m sorry, I forgot that you didn’t know.”

“It’s okay, well you should go, you look like shit dude.”

“I know, feels like one too.”

“See you tomorrow then.”

“Yeah, see you.”

I close the door, open my shoes and quickly drink some water, it helps a little.

But as long as I don’t barf, I guess it’s okay.

“Man, I hate it when this happens…”

I hate this phobia thing, what can I do to get rid of it?

If I keep going up and down in the elevator, can I get rid of it?

“Sure wish it’s that easy…”

Guess this is just my life from now on, surrounded by cute girls and Claustrophobic.

“Fuck me dude…”

I take off my uniform and jump to bed, sleeping topless is a habit I developed lately, because the Air conditioner can be cold, but if I wrap myself with blanket, it’s too damn hot, and sleeping topless is the best solution.

I wish life can be less funny and starts to be fun and exciting instead.