I have descended and traced the mountains. Supposedly if it is a plot of most of Isekai's main stories, the novel will meet good people who show which direction the city is or it can be said that there is no word "lost" in most stories. Just imagine if the main character in the story gets lost and doesn't find civilization, maybe Touya in the story of Isekai Smartphone will have many complaints and certainly not a comedy harem genre.

So, let's continue the story. The most painful truth of Isekai is that Isekai where I now don't have any clues. With a dictatorial system and can't listen to requests from players into rotten games. You could say a garbage game.

Take a look, I have even walked far and not even found a settlement or village?

All I can see is the thickness of the trees lined up on my left and right.

You don't find anyone, not a harem candidate, not adventurous nor a good person who takes you to a city.

I'm really tired ...

Although there is no decrease in HP and MP, but it can be ascertained that I am indeed tired. I can't understand this part even now.

So, I decided to pause and rest behind a large tree.

Because I'm so tired I finally fell asleep. Ah ... Isekai isn't what you imagine.

....

A rough footsteps woke me up. At that time I was aware that dawn had shown itself. So, with eyes that are still heavy to woke up I finally forced to find out where the sound came from. The biggest possibility that some people accidentally crossed and would be my chance to get out of this dense forest.

If, judging by the type of sound that footsteps have, the possibility is that a group of people use horses.

The voice brought me to several large, bearded men. Even though, I say it's a man ... it's more like a man with a buffalo shaped body. It's like being painted in red and blue. The size of a blue buffalo half human is slightly larger than the red one.

They are like centaur races from Greek mythology stories. More precisely, if this world is the world of Dota then they are the Warrunner Centaurs.

Yep, I originally thought ...

But, the storyline is as much as I expected and you guessed it. Not until I greet the gentlemen who will be my helpers, one of them finds me hiding behind bushes.

At first I thought it was okay to show a innocent smile they would not mind I peeked at them, I thought ...

But, not until I bent my lips to smile, the group suddenly roared.

*ROAR!!!

The mob began lifting the clubs they had. With red eyes and an expression of madness they ran fast in the direction where I was transfixed like a stupid donkey.

This is really not good. So, as fast as lightning, I flew out from behind the bushs and ran fast to save my poor life.

Isekai's novel is not like you imagine at all.

Run away bitch!!!Runnnnn!!!

Like a crazy dog and panting breath that doesn't know where I'm going to run I run through the thick trees in the forest.

Damn, if I know that it's not a friendly group I definitely not do all this shit.

I remember a historical movies starring by Jackie Chen when he rode a buffalo and ran fast from a group rode of horses. Yes, that really makes sense, this damn buffalo is even tighter than the horse I saw in the movies.

I like a stupid pig have been overtaken and surrounded by a group of angry buffalo humans.

I know that my runner never can compare with them ,so I fearfully raised my hand that I had given up.

"I Give up! So please forgive me. I will not peeping at you anymore."

The mob only looked at each other with astonished expressions drawn on their faces.

They start talking to each other who don't understand the contents of the conversation. It looks like a discussion.

The figure that looked like the leader of the gang looked sharply at me and then ordered one of them to tie me up.

One of the members of the buffalos human band closest to me pulled my arms and tied them with a rope taken from his bag.

***

I was taken by them to a cave not too far from the foot of the mountains. I can see there are about 50 with the same appearance and type as they inhabit the cave.

I can't distinguish between each other, the look on their face fan is similar.

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They throw and prison me on a large wooden cage woven from a tree bark.

There is only a fat man in the cage. He is just worn a shabby pants.

His face was like Chu Fat Kai from the story of Journey to the West. I even felt that it was really him.

That person was still sound asleep even as I watched his face closer and touched his face thinking that the person was a Hollywood actor with perfect makeup.

I kept tapping the thicker skin of the person in general.

Have been satisfied to make sure that it is not makeup. I finally decided to sit down and think how I came out of this place.

But I didn't find it.

This really makes me headache. Wasted in another world and only given toxic items? Isn't the rule of Isekai far more deviated from the novels tell?

The pig ... I mean that fat guy is still snoring, even his snoring makes my headache worse.

Come to think of this person most likely to be the same prisoner as me. Can he have more information than the information I get from the admin of this world system?

So I started to shake the man's shoulders hoping he woke up from his stupid sleep.

He finally got up.

With sleepy eyes and saliva flowing from the mouth like the pig's mouth while rubbing his eyes he finally stared stupidly at me.

I smiled pretending to be a friendly person.

"Hello ... sorry for disturbing your sleep ... if you may know where is this?"

He still looked stupid at me while looking around, he moved his arms and asked me to get closer to him.

"Come here ..." he wishpered.

With true feelings quite doubtful. I decided to get closer to that person.

" Are you also arrested by them?"

The Pig Face with his smelly breath asked and drawn his stupid expression.

Is this person really stupid? Didn't his brain work and make a hypothesis when viewed from my current situation?

I just nodded slowly, thinking that being friendly might be the way to talk better with Fatty.

" Thank God ... I thought I had died from not eating for two weeks ... It turned out that you were actually in prison just like me."

With his face full of gratitude and ignorance that looked like Fatty's servant suddenly hugged me very harshly.

"Please get me out of this shitty place! They drive me crazy, every night their big pens make my ass hurt!"

Wait a minute ... big pens make your ass hurt?

Huh?

With an expression of disbelief making sure I heard the words just now. Yap, I must have heard wrong.

"Big pens?"

Fatty with a tingling face suddenly went crazy.

"They are asshole enthusiasts, homosexuals, sex maniacs!"

You are kidding right? It was dumped in a place that was not supposed to be, was given Toxic items and now was captured by monsters who like butt holes?

Fatty began to cry loudly as if it was the super scariest traumatic experience for him.

"Can you calm down Fatty?"

First, i must make this stupid Piggy face relaxs.

This is bad ... really bad.

If I stay here maybe I will be as crazy as Fatty, I really like same-sex love, but that is a different sex from me, Yuri is indeed a genre that I really like, but for Yaoi to go to hell!

Fatty cried almost half an hour before he was exhausted and then stopped his crying.

"So, if possible, who is this senior?"

With snot still flowing in his paw, Fatty stared curiously at me.

There is a line from an old eastern poem whose contents are "Unknown then not dear".

So I generously told my name.

"My name is Wu ..."

Before I continue my words, I just remembered that this is the World of Isekai Dota , so in this world my name is not Wu Yang but AllZero.

"My name is AllZero."

I pretty sure it.

After rubbing his snot, Fatty try to gave me a handshake.

Hey, are you sure you want to be friends with doing this? Don't  you used  it for your fucking snot?

I didn't reach Fatty's handshake. So, he started tilting his head to look at me with his ignorance.

My facial expression showie was not comfortable, he finally decided not to continue the handshake. Maybe he realized that his snot was disturbing even more so it was disgusting.

"Introducing my name is Liniak Butcher, my ancestor is The Great Butcher Pudge. I am his great-grandson."

Wait a minute ... just he said that he was the great-grandson  Pudge's? This is why I feel a little familiar with him, he is not Chu Fat Kai the pig in Journey to The west but descended from the Hero of the Dota game.

I think it can't be denied that in this world things like this will happen.

"If you may know , who are senior ancestors? Seniors have not introduced it before ..."

I wonder if introducing ancestors becomes a habit in this place. However, I don't think it's a problem.

"Davion ... I am a descendant of Davion."

Fatty with an expression of disbelief looked at me. It seems like he was surprised about my words just now.

"You, are you really the descendant of the legendary Carry?"

Fatty, on the other hand, seemed to be amazed and covered his large mouth with the palm of his hand.

Wait a minute, didn't you use your hands to clean your dirty snot? now you eat your own snot ... * Uwekhh is disgusting.

I nodded.

"My dear, I finally met the descendants of one of the best Carry in the history of Dota 2!"

***

We already met and I got a little information. Turn this creature that caught us is creep. Maybe you are familiar with jungle creeps that are similar to Warruners Centaurs. They have creeps ... I can't believe that their level is based on Fatty's observations around LVL.1-5. It's not wrong they look strong and look dangerous.

They are bisexual. So, when in their flock the number of females is not enough to meet their lust needs, they will start kidnapping and arresting people.

Basically they don't know the sex other than their race. So, when they don't get a hole under the crotch of their victim they will stab another hole which is enough to load their dirty tools.

That's why Fatty who has been imprisoned for two weeks is the source of his own satisfaction for these creeps.

I don't know how to laugh or cry to hear this.

Because Fatty was only in Lvl.2 he was unable to deal with this horde of creeps.

So, after he lost the items captured by the creeps. He finally gave up his sanctity, I mean the purity and virginity of his buttocks.

Poor guy.

I didn't want to suffer the same as Fatty I decided to design an escape strategy. With the help of Fatty we started our plan discussion.