Yeah! This is great! I bought my sexist figure from that RPG Dungeon Blast 34!

Now I can rest in peace forever and ever without leaving home. I only need to cross the crosswalk…

OH FUCK. A girl is standing still in the middle of the road!!! Most important; the traffic light is red!

….

 Why are the people so savage these days, I will never pass on red… 

I have to rescue her, I have to go fast!

*crack*

I… Breaked my leg.

“WIIIIIIIIIIIIK” I oinked.

And… Smashed my head on the ground…

And, this is gonna be nasty too, but I peed.

It's ok… This isn’t the most shameful thing that ever happened to me… If there’s no afterlife, I will be safe… And without feeling nothing, and never thinking, my paradise:

A end to my suffer.

Vrooooom… jiiiiiiiiiiiiii… Pag!

Explosion.

This story has been stolen from Royal Road. If you read it on Amazon, please report it

You know that a car exploded by dodging me? Yes, now it's the most shameful day of my life. 

And my Super Jessica Magica figure from Dungeon Blast 34 smelted. Her red underpants smelled into his body, and now it seems that she is covered with blood. It cost me 450$...

The girl is ok?

…

It wasn’t a girl, she’s only a warning sign!

“I want to die!”

And I died.

Well, that was fast. 

Now what?

Everything is black and existing is like every part of my body were sucking cotton candy. Because i can sense its flavour every where. Very awful, right?

A goddess appeared. She has golden hair, sun glasses, and a very, very creepy smile… She has a black short dress, with little stars sticked into it, and large gloves with the same pattern. She had little red shining high heel shoes.

She looks young, like 24.

Looks pretty, maybe I have a…

“NO!”

“W-What?”

“Stop thinking of me in that way, you are nasty, and awful, and look at you, you aren’t that beautiful for f*** **!”

“I didn’t think it… Yet…”

“Go out, you don’t deserve heaven, go out now!”

“Where’s… where is the door, miss?”

“Walk two steps ahead, and then the door is right.”

“Yeah…”

I tried to open the invisible door, but it was impossible. I can't find the pome.

“Your right”

“And can I have your name, miss?”

She made a face, and show disgust;

“Gabriela”

“And your phone number?”

She made a face, and show disgust;

“899-23….” Then, she realized her goddess position “Wait! You asshole! I will make your life an eternal suffering!”

She’s yelling at me…

I think I made a friend!

“No. You don’t.”

“Goodbye!”

I walked onto the door and I fell upstairs.

Whoa… Even though I'm dead, my bad luck continues! It’s incredible! 

Now, it feels like my body form is changing. Wait… This is an isekai! Incredible!