“Fucking bank robbers” was the first thought I had. I had woke up in a white room, on a floor, maybe, I say maybe because it wasn’t a floor, and more of a mist, which when I went to get up my hand went straight through, sending me face-first into the ground, which oddly enough, cushioned my fall. Then, before I could gather my bearings, a box appeared in front of me.
CONGRATULATIONS!
YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED AS A REINCARNATOR!
HAVE FUN!
I got up, successfully this time, and looked around, not that there was much to look at, just endless white, as far as I could see. Then the box appeared again!
CONGRATULATIONS!
YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED AS A REINCARNATOR!
HAVE FUN!
“Is this heaven?” I asked no one, with the only response being the box.
CONGRATULATIONS!
YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED AS A REINCARNATOR!
HAVE FUN!
I slowly reach out and touch the box, and as soon my fingers make contact, it disappears, a new box replacing it.
SELECTION CONFIRMED!
AS YOU ARE THE FIRST REINCARNATOR, YOUR TUTORIAL RESULTS WILL COUNT TO YOUR RP (REINCARNATION POINTS)
Selection confirmed? I didn’t confirm anything! What is this?
DISPLAYING RESULTS:
For surviving 40 years, you earn 26 RP.
For having 3 sapient offspring, you earn 9 RP.
For saving 4 sapient lives, you earn 12 RP.
For ending 1 sapient life, you earn 8 RP.
Well, I guess I’m glad I saved 4 lives in my lifetime, but still, WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING??
DISPLAYING ACHIEVEMENTS:
For dying, you get the achievement “It’s not over? “and the title “Reincarnator.”
For being killed, you get the achievement “Why me?” and 30 RP
For being shot to death, you get the achievement “Bang; you’re dead” and 40 RP
For being killed in a random encounter unrelated to you, get the achievement “Wrong place, Wrong time” and the title “Unlucky.”
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For surviving 10 years, you get the achievement “1 decade”, 30 RP and the title “Adolescent.”
For having 1 offspring, you get the achievement “Parent” and 30 RP.
For saving 1 life, you get the achievement “Am I gonna live doc? Yes” and 30 RP.
For accidentally ending 1 life, you get the achievement “Manslaughter” and 10 RP.
Okay Venus, think, you’re either dreaming, dying, or dead. So reasonably, I punched myself in the face. It worked. So I wasn’t dreaming. Dying or dead were the only options left, well, I guess I can’t do anything about it either way, so let’s read what else this has to say about my life.
DISPLAYING UNLOCKS:
For having the title, “Reincarnator,” you have unlocked the Reincarnation tab.
For having the achievement “It’s not over?” you have unlocked more options in the Reincarnation tab
For having the title, “Reincarnator,” you have unlocked the General tab.
For being born, you have unlocked more options in the General tab.
For learning to move, you have unlocked more options in the General tab.
For breathing, you have unlocked more options in the General tab.
For paying taxes, you have unlocked more options in the General tab.
For having the achievement, “Parent,” you have unlocked more options in the General tab.
For having the title, “Reincarnator,” you have unlocked the Intelligence tab.
For learning basic maths, you have unlocked more options in the Intelligence tab.
For learning general maths, you have unlocked more options in the Intelligence tab.
For learning advanced maths, you have unlocked more options in the Intelligence tab.
For learning highly advanced maths, you have unlocked more options in the Intelligence tab.
For learning to read, you have unlocked more options in the Intelligence tab.
For reading 100 books, you have unlocked more options in the Intelligence tab.
For reading 1000 books, you have unlocked more options in the Intelligence tab.
For having the title, “Reincarnator,” you have unlocked the Charisma tab.
For learning to speak, you have unlocked more options in the Charisma tab.
For writing 1 book, you have unlocked more options in the Charisma tab.
For performing a public speech, you have unlocked more options in the Charisma tab.
For having your first kiss, you have unlocked more options in the Charisma tab.
For having sex, you have unlocked more options in the Charisma tab.
For being in love, you have unlocked more options in the Charisma tab.
For being loved, you have unlocked more options in the Charisma tab.
For dying spectacularly, you have unlocked more options in the Charisma tab.
For having the title, “Reincarnator,” you have unlocked the Agility tab.
For learning to walk, you have unlocked more options in the Agility tab.
For learning to run, you have unlocked more options in the Agility tab.
For running a marathon, you have unlocked more options in the Agility tab.
For having the title “Unlucky,” you have unlocked the Luck tab.
For having the achievement “Wrong place, wrong time,” you have unlocked more options in the Luck tab.
You are 1st in the leaderboards.
As you are first, you earn 100 extra RP.
Congratulations, you have 325 RP.
Would you like to access the RP Shop?
I still have no idea what’s happening, but sure, show me the shop.