"Milady, rather than massaging your chest, how about you introduce yourself to our guest before they decide to go read a different story instead?" "Guest? Oh! Hi! When did you get here? Well, this is embarrassing ... Ahem, well, I'm just your average guy trying to live life the best I can, or at least I was before waking up in this strange world with a few key changes to my ... uh ... character design" "He means he's a lady now." "Indeed, I am now a lady of the highest Calibre. There is nothing that I cannot accomplish in this new world. It's just ..." "What is it? Is something not to your liking, Milady?" "No, no, it's just, I didn't expect to wake up as the demon lord." "Really? Aren't you being a little too quick with the title drop? How are we supposed to convince people to read our first chapter when our leader has such poor taste in humor?"