Life has been boring lately. Nothing has happened really, it might have to do with my lack of ambition or place in society, but it's all been boring. I just, want to live in excitement, like, using magic with the power of multiple nukes, fighting for my life in battle, or running away in fear from monsters with the ability to crush buildings as if they were stepping on ants, I want something to happen. Then a pop-up pops up like they're supposed to.

"Want excitement in your life? Y/N"

"Well, whatever, I don't care if it's a virus or a scam, so I guess... Yeah."

I said and clicked on yes. Then everything went blurry and I felt as if I was flying and then I started seeing colors fly by so I looked up and what I saw made me feel like I was going through one of those worm holes in movies and TV shows. While I was getting excited since this was happening I heard crackling and looked to where it was coming from and saw electricity flying at me at a speed almost invisible to the naked eye and suddenly it thundered and hit me in the chest and I felt electricity go through me. It tried to leave from out my back but it got stuck there so I had to suffer with what seemed like a lightning strikes continuingly striking me from the inside.

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I heard what seemed like what seemed to be the screeching of a bird croming from the blue electricity inside of the hole in my chest so I looked down at the hole in my chest and saw that my chest was closing up rapidly and saw blood coming out of the small hole with the screeching slowly quieting and the pain slowly subsiding.

Suddenly I'm in a place that looks like the lobby of a hotel and a being covered completely in white appeared infront of me.

"Well you're quite lucky. You absorbed the lightning bird I let out into the singularity. Since I don't like that bird anyway, you can keep the regeneration you got from it. But yeah, you're the most lucky person that's come here, to become immortal here is the wish of many who have come here and are here."

I was still suffering from the pain but I listened carefully to what this being said and deducted that I've become immortal. Finally! Something not boring has happened! I wonder what else will happen?