Pushed through a tunnel, being birthed and cleaned (with magic... and SPARKLES?). Yadda yadda, we've all read enough of these to know what happens, so I’ll skip the gory details.
I can't really see all that well, but I'm pretty sure there's only the four of us here... me, Narcissa, lying in bed. That bitch that just slapped me, and her assistant. Fucking Lucius couldn’t be bothered to be here when I was born?
The nurses or whatever left soon, and then it was just me and mother dearest. O fk, is that a tiddy?! I didn’t even think about this when deciding between the full reincarnation experience and the “wake up in a body” kind. I'm so glad I chose this route.
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Narcissa sat there watching her son. He seemed overly excited seeing her breast; he must've been hungry. He soon settled down, until she couldn't feel his sucking anymore. She lay still for a minute more before lying back down, joining him in sleep.
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Fuck this route! I can't believe I thought this was a good idea!
I can't even stay awake long enough to actually formulate a plan. Between that and soiling myself on the regular, I'm going to go insane. Is this hell?
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‘Hell would never have a goddess like this though.' I thought, staring at the vision before me, preparing to feed me once more.
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~1y later
Narcissa was a little worried; even her husband noticed something was wrong with their son. She thought it was normal for a baby to eat and sleep as much as he did. But she knew he should've been moving more; the Greengrass’s girl has even been trying to walk. That REALLY made Lucius pay attention. Nobody could one up him like this.
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That day, Lucius came home furious. Demanding to know the progress of their son. Even though he's never cared about him before.
After getting an explanation, Lucius ordered one of the best of St. Mungo's healers for a house call.
“I'm sorry, but he doesn’t stay awake more than a couple hours? That is worrying. And the nurses didn't see anything wrong in their diagnostic spells?”
“I don't remember them casting any.”
“What?! Surely you're mistaken, mis-”
“Are you calling my wife a liar, Mister Duncan?”
"N-no, sir, but it's just unthinkable that they couldn't even do the basics... I'm sorry.”
The man continued to throw out diagnostic spells like crazy. He finally looked up from the boy, and grabbed his auto quill.
“It seems like your son is a highly unusual case.”
Lucius bristled at that, like it was a personal insult. Narcissa knew it was more worry for his name than his son. She kept a stoic face, just like she'd been taught, even if she was about to burst into tears.
“His brain is absurdly active for this age. Likely even more active than an adult... his brain requires so much food that it puts the rest of him into hibernation. He wakes up just long enough to eat, then sleeps and digests the food, then repeats. It doesn't seem like anything is wrong aside from this. We can probably work out some nutrient potions... Although, those could be harmful for the child. Aside from this, I'm afraid I don't know what to do. Maybe a potions master could do more?”
The man looked like he wanted to flee, Lucius looked angry, disgusted and proud all in one.
“Dear, can't Severus help?”
Lucius nodded, like he just thought of a great plan.
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Holy cow, that last year was wild. Apparently I'm too big-brained for this baby body. I wonder if it's the powers or the fact I'm more grown up than this brain is designed for.
About a year after my birth, my parent and Lucius called a doctor. The doc recognized something was wrong, and my parent called Snape, ‘the youngest potion master, yadda, yadda’.
Every time I woke up for food, Snape would be there after I fed, sometimes bringing St. Mungo nurses or something (they have the crest, he just doesn't know if they are healers or nurses or what). They'd poke and prod and cast spells, it was annoying. I just wanted to go back to sleep.
One day I woke and fed, but nobody showed up. I could finally go back to sleep.
After weeks of uninterrupted sleep, Severus and ALL the nurses showed up as I was about to be fed. He and Narcissa had a quiet conversation in the corner. She looked kind of angry.
Severus handed her a potion, and she drank it immediately. He left the room after half an hour or so, and my stomach was yelling at me for not eating yet.
The nurses stayed in the room as Narcissa bared herself and started to feed me. I couldn't really pay attention to them, as it would be a sin to pay attention to anything but the vision of beauty before me.