Two men were running away from the police in their car, they had just robbed a bank.
The car was going at a fast speed when a truck suddenly appeared from the right. The car was old and poorly maintained. The brakes failed, and the vehicle went out of control, crashing into the truck. The impact was big, killing both men in the car instantly.
The truck driver was horrified and worried, got out and saw the police arriving, becoming more worried. Together, they tried to pull the mens out of the car, but it was too late. The men's bodies were covered in blood, and the scene was bad. They called for an ambulance, but when it arrived, it was confirmed that the two men were dead.
The story quickly went viral, revealing that the men had been trying to rob a bank but died because their car's brakes failed. The people make jokes on social media about how they hadn't even bothered to fix their car before attempting to rob the bank.
But, one of the men named John, opened his eyes and found himself in complete darkness. Time seemed to pass slowly as he was there alone, unable to move and he struggled to understand where he was and why he couldn't move. He tried to escape from this situation, but it didn't work. Eventually, he gave up and accepted his faith.
"Where am I? Is this what death feels like?" Ray thought in frustration. "Those stupid religions talk about the afterlife, but this ain't afterlife, actually this is no life, only nothing it feels like being trapped somewhere.
Days turned into weeks, and the darkness continued. Ray was bored to death. He wanted to go out and kill Brian, because he caused the accident and he had to suffer.
Months passed with no concept of time. Ray did only one thing: cursing Brian and regretting his past actions.
But One day, a small light appeared in the darkness. Ray knew that this is his only chance to get out, he struggled towards it with all his strength. It felt as this dark place itself was pushing him out too.
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In the busy capital city of Longshao Kingdom, a woman named Yu Bo was in labor. Her long, dark hair stuck to her forehead with sweat, and her usually delicate face was in pain. The midwife, an older woman with a kind face, kept saying lady mei keep pushing.
With lots of effort, the baby finally came out.
Ray said, "Finally, I came out." The light was shining brightly in his eyes, so he closed it. As he slowly opened them, he found himself staring into the face of an old woman. Ray was confused, wondering if this was a hospital, but suddenly a pain came from his ass. He couldn't hold back, and tears started to flow from his eyes.
The midwife had put her fingers in his ass hole, as was done in ancient times, to check if the baby was alive.
"What are you doing, lady? It hurts! Waaaaa! Waaaaa! Waaaaa!"
The midwife said tiredly, "It seems like the baby is alive and healthy." She saw the mother had collapsed from exhaustion, so she calmed the baby down and took him outside.
Ray calmed down and looked at his surroundings. He was confused and realized he had actually turned into a baby. It seemed like he was in ancient times, but the clothes and furniture didn't look European; they looked Japanese or Chinese..
Ray wondered, "Did God forget to remove my memory? Looks like I'm still lucky. This time, I'm going to use my modern brain to rise, but what can I do? I've only studied till 9th grade. I'll think about it in the future; I must understand the situation first."
The midwife took the baby outside, and a man named Zhang Wei was waiting.
The midwife said, "Chen Wei, the baby is healthy, and the lady is fine too."
Chen Wei sighed in relief. He had recently married a woman from a Qi refining family, and because of this, his silk trading business in the city was going smoothly.
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He was just a mortal with a family business in the capital, but having a background tied to cultivators meant almost no one could harm him there.
His father used to work in finance for that Yu family and often brought him along to play with the cultivator's daughter. Due to this both of them became childhood sweethearts.
Since his wife was also a mortal, they asked her father for permission to marry. Her father agreed, as he and Chen Wei's father had known each other for a long time, and he didn't mind much since his daughter, being a mortal, had no hope of cultivation.
His father-in-law also had many wives and children, so he didn't care much about whom they married. Some of his sons and daughters had already joined the sect, so he was less concerned about the others.
His father has also retired and is living a comfortable life.
There were only a couple of Qi refining cultivators living in the capital city. Even the king was a mortal, and the entire Kathmandu Kingdom was under the rule of the Holy Grail Sect. Most of the Qi refining cultivators who lived here had given up hope of advancing further and had established their families in this mortal kingdom with the hope that future generations might rise.
Not just any cultivator could live in the mortal kingdom; most had some connection with the Holy Grail Sect. After all, the sect wanted to maintain proper order and regularly recruited future disciples from this kingdom.
He looked at his baby with loving eyes and asked, "So, is it a girl or a boy?"
The midwife replied, "Sir, it is a girl."
The man took the baby in his hands, nodded, and said, "From now on, her name will be Chen Bo." He and his wife had already decided on the name for both situations.
The man took the baby in his hands. The baby had white hair just like her mother and light blue eyes. She looked very cute.
He went inside with the baby towards his wife, sat beside her, and gently placed the baby girl next to her.
Ray saw that he was picked up by a man who spoke some understandable language and wore ancient clothes from who knows which country. The man had long, black hair tied neatly and deep brown eyes that radiated warmth and kindness, with a short beard framing his chin. His robes were made of rich silk that suggested he was a person of some background.
Then he saw the man going inside after picking him up and was confused. He said, "Whha waaaa," in a baby’s crying sound, saying, "One takes me out, the other takes me in—what is this bullshit?"
He saw a beautiful white-haired woman lying in bed and immediately knew that she must be his new mother, so he looked towards the man and thought, "This must be my new father”.
He tried to touch his new mom's face with his tiny baby hand, feeling her soft skin, but quickly got bored and soon his father also had fallen asleep on the chair.
Some time passed. Yu Bo woke up and saw a baby with white hair lying beside her. She smiled and kissed the baby, then noticed her husband sleeping on a chair. She felt a wave of happiness as she remembered how she hadn't received much love from her father, who had too many kids. Now, she had her own child and wanted to give her all the love she could.
She gently put her hand on her husband, waking him up. He looked at her and, putting his other hand on hers, asked, "Yu Bo, how are you feeling now?"
Yu Bo smiled and said, "I am good now. So, what's his or her name?"
Chen Wei smiled and said, "Her name is Chen Bo."
He added, "She looks just like you, sweetheart." They both then started kissing, feeling love and joy for their new family member.
The baby girl woke up due to this and thought, "No, they can't be doing that in front of me. It feels weird for parents to do this in front of children." So, he did what he could—he started crying, "Whhaaa whaaa!"
Yu Bo shyly looked at Chen Wei and said, "Look, you've woken up the baby."
"Well, it seems like she is hungry. You take rest; I'll take her to the maid who will breastfeed her," Chen Wei replied
Then Chen Wei took Chen Bo outside and went to a place where the breastfeeding lady was staying.
Then a lady with green hair, black eyes emerged from the room. She wore a traditional servant's dress from ancient times—a simple yet elegant robe tied with a belt, modest yet hinting at her curves.
Chen Bo said, "This is the baby you have to feed. As agreed I will give you 2 silver a month for this."
The lady immediately agreed, as 2 silver was a lot of money. She took the baby into her hands and said, "What a cute baby." She then went into the room, removed her upper clothes, for baby to drink milk, and Ray drink milk.
Ray continued to drink the milk until he finally felt full.
The maid saw that the baby had finished drinking the milk, so she quickly put her clothes back on and went outside. Chen Wei was standing there and asked, "Did any problem occur?"
The maid replied, "No, sir, there was no problem.
Chen Bo spoke, so now, this child is your responsibility for the next 4 months."
They were rich people who typically didn't take care of their children during the early stages. They only visited once or twice a day, even if they loved them a lot. This responsibility fell to the maids and servants.
Chen Bo then left, and since the baby was only cleaned with clothes before, the maid decided to give the baby a proper wash.
She gently wiped the baby with a wet cloth.
Ray, who was already feeling sticky, felt much better after the wash. Although it felt weird to get washed by others, he accepted his fate. He had heard before that rich people often didn't take care of their kids directly, leaving it to maids instead. So, this might be his life from now on.
But what Ray didn't expect was what he saw in the mirror, when the maid was drying him with a towel. When he caught a glimpse of himself in the mirror, he saw that he had white hair, light blue eyes, and no Rod and Balls.
Tears started coming from his eyes, trying to touch that area, only to confirm that the mirror was telling the truth. He really didn't have a Rod. He knew that he had become a girl in this life, and his dream of becoming a rich young master and marrying lots of women was shattered.
The maid was confused as the baby had been calm just moments before, but now started crying.
She hugged the baby and tried to calm her down, saying, "Ah, you are a good girl. Don’t cry, don’t cry."
Ray managed to calm down for a moment, but inside, he started cursing, "Fuck you, God of the afterlife! Do you think taking away my Rod will make me stop being a man? I’d rather be a lesbian than be straight!" He raised his finger toward the sky in frustration.
But soon, he couldn't hold it in any longer, and poop started coming out of his body. The maid's whole dress got dirty, and she exclaimed, "Look what you did, Miss Chen Bo! Now I have to clean this up!"
Quickly, the maid put the baby in the bed and began changing her dress.
The baby, watching everything, as the maid slowly removed her clothes to change into a new dress. Ray saw that maid looked pretty sexy when she was naked, with her long green hair.
After quickly putting on her new outfit, she started talking to the baby with a warm smile.
"Look at you, little Chen Bo! You're such a good girl," she said, gently patting the baby's head.
Ray, in his baby mind, thought, "Maybe this isn't so bad after all." He felt comforted and began to accept his new life.