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Chapter 27: washing and meeting

Chapter 27: washing and meeting

They walk to the edge of the pond. Snide places his spear and shield next to a tree and disrobes, placing the breastplates next to the spear and shield he hangs his Pyjames on a tree brench and climbed into the pond.

"Are you going to undress or just going to watch?" Asks Snide as he start to wash off the dirt from his face.

"I. I. I CAN"T TAKE IT ANYMORE." Screams Noxea, she pulls her robe off quickly and running towards Snide.

"What can't you take anymore?" Asks Snide as he grabs Noxea by her face with his left hand and slamming her on the ground.

"Not impregnating the... 2 goblins girls... that you have." Says Nox laying on her back.

"Didn't Nox explain that to you already?" Asks Snide removing his hand from Noxea's face.

"Yes, last night while you slept, she kept pulling me from it away, but explaining your body, especially your dick." Says Noxea slipping into the pond.

"Well, if you think I fucked her, I didn't, start washing." Growls Snide as he moves further into the pond.

"Ok." Says Noxea getting up and move deeper into the pond, until her head was the part of her body that was above the water. They wash themselves for a while. Snide move to the edge of the pond and climbs out of the pond.

"Noxea climb out and start sunbathing to dry." Says Snide as he moves his spear and shield next to him and lays down.

"Fine." Says Noxea climbing out of the pond.

"I take it, that you are still mad." Says Snide

"Yes, because a hot, strong man, won't fuck the fertile women that he has." Says Noxea laying down.

"Lets get dry, before we have to meet the chieftain" Says Snide as he rotates on his back.

They sunbathe until they feel dry. Snide gets up and start to get dress, after his pyjamas, he puts on the breastplate.

"Noxea, get dress, they may be here soon." Says Snide picking up the spear and shield.

"Ok." Says Noxea getting up and walking to her robe.

"We will be in the forest watching over the area for the chieftain, incase he tries anything funny." Says Snide walking into the forest, sitting down behind a bush. Noxea puts on her robe and get her bow and arrows. She walks to Snide and gets behinds him.

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They wait for a while until Snide sees the purple goblin. He stands up and walks into the opening, followed by Noxea.

"Hey!" Shouts Snide. The goblin turns his head to the noise.

"Kahl, sep chieftain vol be ket bek."(You, the chieftain will be here soon.) Says the purple goblin.

"He said that the chieftain will be here soon." Says Noxea.

"Ok." Says Snide slamming his spear down with the spear pointing up, he leans on his shield crossed arms.

"Fal kahl awet ko long sot vol be?" (Do you know how long he will be?) Asks Nox.

"Sot vol'tah be long, ti think sot about tam be ket itst." (He won't be long, I think he about to be here now.) Says the purple goblin turning his head, looking behind him. A 1.7 tall goblin with blond hair that is wearing metal armor, showing his pink head, carrying a battle cleaver over his shoulder.

"He is here." Says Noxea, Snide nods and stands up straight.

"You wanted to meet, so what do you want?" Asks Snide.

"Ti ja chieftain za sep goblin, James taylthri. Ti des kahl tam stop killtin ten subjects el let si back nef sun graces mei sep rei."(I am chieftain, James Taylor. I want you to stop killing my subjects and let me back on good graces with the king.) Says James.

"He said that he is the chief, his name is James Taylor..." Says Noxea

"Wait, his name is James Taylor hahaha!" Laughs Snide.

"All he wants is that you stop killing his subjects and let him be on good graces with the king." continuous Noxea.

"HAHAHA, if he is James Taylor that I know, FUCK HIM." Laughs Snide grabbing his spear.

"Snide warbringar?"(Snide Warbringer?) Asks James

"Oh, it is him." Laughs Snide

"So your name is Snide Warbringer?" Asks Noxea.

"Yes, but it is pronounced Snide Warb-ringer. Well back to business" Says Snide turning to James Taylor.

"FUCK YOU" shouts Snide showing a middle finger to James Taylor. James screams and swings his battle cleaver into the ground.

"Are you trying to get us killed?" Asks Noxea nervously and backing away.

"Nope, just testing him." Says Snide moving backwards, eyeing the forest. Snide lifts his shield up as a spear flies out of the forest, blocking the thrown spear.

"MOVE!" Shouts Snide as he turns and runs towards the forest edge with Noxea behind him.

They run through the forest, they reach the cave. Snide sees Nox walking out of cave with a iron tip spear. Noxea runs up to Nox and hugs her.

"What happened?" Asks Nox counseling her sister.

"The meeting went bad, the chieftian is someone I know and he is a massive dick." Says Snide catching his breath.

"Our Master's name is Snide Warb-ringer." Says Noxea letting go of Nox.

"Well, we better get ready, because I have a feeling that we are going have to fight against a large group of goblins." Says Snide walking into the cave.

"Oh, the meeting got that bad?" Asks Nox following Snide.

"Yes, Snide is also to blame, he kept insulting the chieftain." Says Noxea following Nox. Snide picks a purple vile and pour it over his spear, The spear went from a silver colour to a pulsing purple colour.

"Noxea get the 3 bags of purple powder, keep them, because they may have magic users, I will tell how to use the powder when the time comes." Says Snide picks up a green vile and walks to the entrance of the cave. Noxea nods and walks to the bags.