In the dark room, with Kytes sleeping soundly. The door was pushed and slammed hard enough to raise the dead.

- Hey! Wake up! - Screamed the woman, the one who is Elena.

- Hm! I'm awake! - Kytes said, after looking at Elena with eyes almost closed, he was still half sleepwalking.

- Come and have breakfast! She yelled again.

- Stop yelling! - Shouted, retorting Kytes.

- Tsk! - Elena slammed the door again, only this time closing it.

Kytes got up slowly, and went to the foot of the bed, sat there and put on a slipper.

- Wait ... coffee ?! - Kytes stopped to think for a second, how long will it be that he doesn't taste sweet coffee touching his tongue and going down his throat. - I don't think killing them was a really good thing.

Kytes went to the door excitedly, and while walking down the stairs, he saw the beautiful, stupendous and majestic coffee pot from afar. As if it were the destiny between two beings connected by the soul, he walked without taking his eyes off her, and when he touched the cable, he felt a hand on his wrist. Irritated, like never before, he looked to see where it came from. It was Elena who intercepted the special moment between a miner and his coffee!

- What do you think you're doing ?! Asked Kytes.

- Go get Corlin. - She replied.

- Why? You can not do that?

That's when a voice came up in the background:

- None of us are crazy enough to wake that demon. - Cassio became involved in the conversation, he was sitting at the table, eating a cheese bread.

-… I just wanted coffee. Whispered Kytes. - Very well! I will wake the Devil!

Kytes went up the stairs furiously, and without hesitation he went to Corlin's room and slammed the door open, slamming it against the wall, which made a loud bang. Kytes had no idea what hit him the next moment, only that his head was blown off by some projectile. A few seconds passed, until he managed to regenerate one of his eyes and his mouth. The wall behind him, all full of blood, and Corlin, who had messed up hair, a white T-shirt and shorts, she also held a very large sniper rifle.

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- What the hell do you want ?! Asked Corlin.

- Did you have to blow my head off ?! - Replied the remains of Kytes' head.

-… Do you want me to finish popping the rest of the body? Then Corlin aimed the rifle at Kytes's chest.

- Damn old man, I just came to call for coffee, I didn't need that much aggression.

- So that was it ... - Corlin stopped aiming the rifle and propped it on his shoulder. - I'll change, I'll be down soon.

A few seconds passed before Kytes managed to fully regenerate, but damn old man, did the woman prepare a rifle that fast? Couldn't you have used it in battle ?! I will never understand these beings.

Corlin opened the door and had his hair done, he wore shorts and his white coat, this time he was unbuttoned, leaving a black T-shirt on display.

- You finally left. - Commented Kytes.

- I didn't ask you to wait for me. - Corlin replied.

- They wouldn't let me have coffee without you.

- So if I go back to the room you get screwed?

- Corlin is the most beautiful and kind maiden in the world, I am sure I would not do something so evil. - Kytes activated level 100 flattery at that moment.

- You have a way with words, in ... Anyway, let's go. - Said Corlin.

- Yes Yes.

Kytes and Corlin started walking slowly towards the living room.

- By the way, who made the coffee? Asked Corlin.

- The guests on the first floor. - Kytes replied.

- Did you leave two guinea pigs that didn't study, in a house like this, that I kick, to have something that even I don't know, to make coffee?

-…

- You are crazy.

- I'm not crazy, I just decided to trust them. - Kytes said, he was calm on the outside, but he hid the fear inside Corlin's words, so they were already on the stairs. They went down and sat down at the table.

- Good Morning. - Cassio commented.

- Good Morning. - Corlin replied.

Kytes was tense, his eyes were dark and full of awe, then he saw Elena bring the bottle of coffee, next to a few china cups.

- Very well, the time has come! My coffee, holy coffee! How many years has it been since I took a sip of you? - Staged Kytes staring at the bottle.

- He's a complete idiot. - Corlin commented.

Kytes took the coffee bottle by the handle, turned the lid, and like a good miner, put the coffee on while lifting the bottle higher and higher. In the end, a quarter of the cup was already full. Picking it up slowly and driving it to his mouth, he smelled a strong smell of coffee, but soon took a nice sip. Then ... He spit it out like he was sick! That coffee was bitter!

- What a disgrace is that !? Shouted Kytes.

- Coffee, yours was kind of weird to make, so it was kind of hard and we ended up wasting some things. - Elena replied. Corlin just observed with a face of "I told you so", while enjoying a cheese bread.

Kytes was tense and with trembling eyes, he ran in a hurry and looked in all the cupboards, the truth was naked and raw, Elena… Elena spent all the coffee powder! How is it possible?! There was stock for three months there!

Author's Note: I made a joke with the miners (people who live in a region of Brazil, not who work as miners.) from Brazil, the people of that place love coffee, and I would not be surprised if coffee from Minas Gerais was considered the best in the world. (But if you ever go to Minas Gerais, don't drink anyone's coffee, not all residents know how to do it.)