"I hear you have your class at last, so what kind of class is it?" The old man asked me, looking as disintrested as always when the subject of myself was broached.
"It's a specialization of the Empath class that focuses on self buffs." I responded, without much thought put into it.
"Empath, huh? So what emotion does it target? I know enough about them that I know the specializations all target specific emotions."
"Other peoples hate of me, I get stronger from it."
"So what you're saying is you are such an asshole that you got a class built around it."
"Even better, I have the Asshole class."
"That's a class? I had no idea that the world was that cavalear about certan people, but if anyone deserved it, you certanly do." The look of reproach almost made me laugh, as if I would ever give up the anger of others for my entertainment.
"I know right. So I need to find a good stat growth subclass, because my class won't give much stat growth outside of charisma. Would you be able to get me into a mage group?"
"Ofcourse, I still have to take care of you even when you move out. No matter how much you grate on my nerves, you'll always be my son. I can get you a meeting with my pal Issac in a few weeks, I trust you to be level 15 by then."
"Obviously, I'm almost level two now, and I only had my class for like five hours. It's a social class, it grows fast till level ten."
"Alright, well then go socialise some, get a level today. Don't forget to be back by midnight, or you'll be locked out."
With that out of the way, I could do some nice leveling by going to the local empath guild. When I finished enrolling, as I was required to for being a specialized empath, I visited the trainer I was assigned. He was quite a bit shorter than me, with light hair and bright green eyes, I noted as I started slightly crouching to be at his eye level.
"Sup, snack size?"
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"Not much, how 'bout you Cockholster?"
"Just got my first level up from a bipedal bitch, but other than that nothing major."
"Just from that? You must really nettle others when you get the chance, crochgoblin. Ok, serious time real quick. They made me teach you cause I had the choice to be an Asshole. This means you can be a dick when we're alone, but don't do it in the guild lobby or you might get kicked out. Got it?"
"Understood." This was hardly the first time I was told to keep the kid gloves on in public, and the paper they gave me said the same thing - only more politely.
"Ok then, back to training. You have some snappy names, but how's your dis game?"
"Much like your wife said to her breezy, more satisfing than yours."
"That was as bad as it was out dated, my boyfriend might get a chuckle out of it, but nobody would be stung by that in this day and age." In this manor the session went for about an hour and at about 5 PM it ended.
Andre Lizt Asshole Level 3 (57%)
Health 30/30 (+.1/min.) Mana 6/6 (+.06/min.) Stamina 15/15 (+.1/min.) Hate 2/3 Strength 10 Agility 9 Dexterity 9 Vitality 12 Intelligence 13 Wisdom 13 Charisma 24
Skills Discription Power Born of Hate level 1 (6%) Hatred fuels you. For every level of this skill you may add one unit of hate per unfriendly non-hostile per day. Max hatred is your primary level times the level of this skill. For every unit of hate add 1% of your current standard stats to your standard stats, rounded down. Every 10 boosts are compouded.