“Are you someone who wants to know the secret of picking up girls?” I should add in another world to that, but this is his world after all.

“Yeah!”

“Are you tired of getting friend zoned by even the succubi?”

“Hell yeah!”

“Great! Then you’ve come to the right place.”

More like, great, another sucker who’s taken the bait for the scam operation I’m running.

You might be wondering what’s going on right now. Well, you see, I’ve transmigrated to another world. It’s a world where women no longer put out. They’re all too high and mighty for that. They’re propped up on pedestals and foolish men shower them with praise.

I was a con artist back in my original world and after I transmigrated to this world I was broke and stricken by poverty. Without any references and no personal identification, nobody would offer a job to a stranger like me. As such, I did the only thing I knew how to do, I started up a scam.

I offer these pitiful men the little dream of getting laid. Using the fake pick up techniques I’d learned back in my world I embarked on my journey to create an illegal empire through ‘teaching’ guys how to pick up girls.

“Now that will just be 500 gold coins for a year long course.”

“What! 500?! There’s no way I can afford that!”

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“Well you’re in luck, today I happen to have a special promotion running. I’m offering it at 120 gold coins financed over 12 months. Think of it like a subscription fee. With access to all the material I have you’ll be drowning in women in no time at all.”

“What a steal! That’s almost 80% off.”

“Yeah. It’s really your lucky day that you came today. The sale is over today, if you don’t act fast and sign the contract you’ll really be missing out on the opportunity of a lifetime.”

“I’ll sign! I’ll definitely sign!”

Taking advantage of desperate men who want to get laid is just so easy. They’re all such simple minded morons. Just give them a little bit of hope and they’ll jump into the trap willingly without ever realizing they’ve been scammed.

The discount I mentioned just now is also naturally a load of bullshit. When suckers hear they’re saving an absurd amount of money they’ll jump in without a second thought. By saying it’s ending soon it gives them less time to think it over so they’re not able to weigh their options.

I handed over the contract to the man and he signed it without even bothering to read through it. The desperate ones were always naive like this.

Hehehehe. Now that I’ve recruited another sucker who’s fated to die we can begin with picking up the ladies.

“So what’s the first step?”

“We head off to the dungeon of course.”

“The dungeon? Why?”

“Naturally we’re going to impress some ladies with our abilities in combat. Once you’ve awed them they’ll be swarming you in no time?”

“Really?”

“Relax, with my techniques it won’t take long for it to show an effect.”

What he didn’t know was he’d be working to collect item drops for me in the dungeon. Any sort of items we come across during our ‘lessons’ belong to me after all. It’s outlined in the contract he failed to read through.

“Then let’s go!”

“Yeah.” 

Hehehehehe.

I love easy money and suckers more than anything else.