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How I escaped being a hero
Chapter 3: no I slap you

Chapter 3: no I slap you

5 hours later

Should be done now

You look good enough to eat hehehe

"Ehhhhhh"

"Hmmm Ohh Welcome back to the land of the living"

SLAP!!

He nocks me on the ground

How dare you try to touch me I'll kill you

"Crackle pop crackle"

"What!

I did it to heal you"

"Not that, you you shameless person how dare you claim I'm good enough to eat"

Slap slap slap

Ahhhh what are you talking about

I'm cooking dinner (seriously I do not get this guy)

As the demon lord was about to refute I

Shoved meat in the demon lords mouth (pun intended forth wall break teehee)

The demon lord stares blankly at me like he cant believe what I just did

but he tastes what in his mouth and it is the most delicious thing he has ever tasted he starts chewing he hasn't eaten anything in a while so it is all the more tasty.

He grabs me buy the shirt and looks at me with a look of wanting it's a little seductive I would fall for him if I was into men

More I want more of that tasty stuff

I want more of your meat

I Ahh get a little flustered I can't believe what he just said something is seriously wrong with this guy

Again he looks at my face and then realises what he just said he goes red in the face

And then starts slapping my face

I can't believe you made me say something so shameless

(His mood swings are all over the place I think he is having a bad reacting to that healing pill I gave him earlier )

He looks over and sees food cooking over a fire and sees that were he was lying the is a bed and realises that there is a blanket over his back

"There is plenty more food to come just rest the night sky is beautiful here"

The demon lord lye's down on his side starring at the fire and the food then looks up to the sky and sees the most breath taking sight he has ever seen giant fluorescent whale type things are flying around eating pink clouds with the night sky lit up with Aurora borealis he crawls under the blanket and stares at the sky it doesn't seem like anything will pull him out of his trance.

I stare at the flames and pull out my guitar that I managed to make and start strumming into a song that I start singing,

I leant from a siren and succubus I once traveled with taught me if I add mana to my voice it has enchanting sound that can have any number of effects such as calming rage or sorrow to it ten times better than any mixer or auto tune

(Stephen - mr man)

"Brum brum brum"

" I'm sorry mr. Maaaan

but I don't know whyyyy,

the world was in his haaands

When he 'bout lost his miiind

He's wandering away, trying to find his way back home,

The closer that he gets, the harder it is to go

Heaven told a lieeee,

Heart that will survivvve,

How'd he end up like this?

Cause I once heeeard him say, if I can't do this on my own then papa I'll be coming home, but I'm going allll the way,

So if your love can't let me go then I'll find heaven down this road

(Guitar riff)

I'm sorry mr man

But I don't know whyyy

The world was in his hands

When he 'bout lost his mind

But don't you worry now,

Don't you dare say goodbye

It takes some breaking down,

To see what's inside to see what's inside

Running from the love that only fear can open up, Turn yourself around because nothing's worse than giving up

(End riff)

I look up and see the demon lord staring at the night sky crying,

I wait a bit for him to calm down and put a plate of food next to him

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I'm not the best cook but with the herbs and spices I added it's a lot better than anything your world can cook, the demon lord ignores me so I go and lye down to stare at the sky a few minutes go buy

"Thank you"

Surprised but ultimately happy I reply "your welcome"

And I fall asleep I was a bit cold in the beginning but I felt a nice warmth surround my body so I fell even deeper to sleep, where I had the weirdest nightmare that I was being strangled buy the most beautiful women I have ever seen but she gave up when she realised she couldn't kill me

I wake up startled buy a Big Bang, I sit up and notice that the demon lord is gone and my throat seems dry and a little sore I guess I'm a little thirsty,

I get up and grab a change of clothes and my canteen and head to the stream to fill it up then on the way I hear the loud banging noise again I go towards it I notice the demon lord he seems to be feeling better I go closer "BANG" I see him looking pissed and attacking boulders with spells and grabbing them within his hands and crushing them with ease yikes glad that's not me best leave him alone for now he seems pre-occupied,

I finish washing myself and begin to fill up my canteen I stop and start admiring the beauty of nature when a beautiful deer looking thing walks up to the opposite side of the stream and starts drinking then a young foul gallops along side it's mother but then starts chasing a glowing butterfly almost tripping over it self it brings a warm smile to my face I hear a noise behind me and see the demon lord half undressed starring blankly at me

"Beautiful morning isn't it"

The demon lord goes red and breaks the trunk of the tree near him and throws it at me,

missing and scaring away the animals

"You you shameless pervert he screams at me"

And that's me que to leave I dive under water just as another tree flies past and I swim down stream I hear the demon lord in the distance

"Get back here so that I can kill you"

Well that's not happening I swim further and get out of the water

"Crap I left my clothes behind crazy demon lord throwing trees at me sigh"

I look around and see the young foul again

"Hello there sorry for my friend scaring you like that he can't help himself nobody taught him right from wrong"

The foul looks at me and starts nodding cutely like it understood then turns to look behind it when it hears some rustling behind it all of a sudden a majestic otherworldly look Buck with glowing antlers comes out the foul runs to it and starts jumping around it but the buck ignores it and keeps its eyes on me it then grunts and the little foul stops and looks sad then turns to look one last time at me then runs off into the forest,

I just stand there staring in awe at this majestic animal it takes a few steps closer to me then grunts

"Do you want me to follow"

"Grunt" it nods then

Turns around to go into the forest

Jeez this is the begging over the strangest day ever,

first I get a tree thrown at me then I start a conversation with a deer oh and I'm still naked sigh

"Aaaaah were are you so I can rip you apart"

I hear out in the distance jeez what is wrong with that guy he's still chasing me sigh well lets go see where the magical glowing deer leads me can't be worse of than letting the demon lord finding me

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Might want to read previous chapter did a little edit to make this chapter make a little more sense

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As always I hope you enjoy please let me know of any mistakes which I'm there are :)