You there! Yes you, who is curently reading this. What are you doing here? Do you seriously expect a good story when you read such generic title? And if you did, why do you even read the prolog? It isn't like you will learn anthing new here. All the important parts are already explained in the summary. That's what summaries are for, right? Just a qick recap of the first chapter, which you get to read befor even starting the story. I wouldn't want you to get supraised or god forbid interested in what hapens in the first chapter of my story. Better to expose it as soon as posible, most readers don't get as far as the first chapter anyway. Well… , i mean that how all the other webnovels are doing it, so that's how it is suposed to be done, right?
You still there?
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Well, damn! I had hoped i scared you of, but if you are still interested i gues i will have to try to write down my story for you. But let me warn you, i ain't much of a writer so i make no promises for quality, alright? Just… uh: „If anyone present has any objections, he shal voice them now or stay quiet forever.“
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Awesome, i had a feeling you would understand. So i will get on with the story now, K?
Once upon a time, in the year 20XX (this is a little autor trick i picked up, the XX makes it so i don't have to think about the character setting to much and in case it ever becomes relevant i have some wigle room (also it adds mystery)), a stout youth of unqestionably good looks is returning from his last class for the day.(As everybody knows, only those who go to school or university are eligible to get sommoned to another world.) Who is this eye catching young man you ask? Why, it is Cisk Kazzarch (that's me) of curse.
(Now, i'm unsure about this, but it is my understnading that at this point it is proper etiqete to establish who the character is by listing his his looks, familly relations and skills. For those of you who don't actualy like to read, you can skip stright to the last one, it is the only one with significant relevance to the story.)
Cisk Kazzarch is 1.85 meters in height which is slightly above average in his local demographic. He has shoulder lenght blond hair, which curves slightly at the ends. His eyes are azure blue and he is often told by girls that they look like a wortex which draws them in. (true fact) His nose is slender and his cheaks sharp giving him a somewhat noble look. His jaw is firm and his lips form a natural gentle smile. His body is in good shape, as he reguraly works out. He prefers simple clothing, but doesn't mind dressing up for the ocasion. Curently he is wearing a creamy white shirt and black jeans and comfotable sneakers.
Cisk is the eldest of three siblings. He has an annoying brother, who often pesters him for hours on end. Thats why he sometimes spends his days in the local library. His favorite genre is fiction, becouse he likes to ecplore the new strange worlds and imagine all the possiblities, which don't exixst in his world. He also has a sister, who is the youngets of them. She is only 10 (9 years younger than i was at that time) and extremly cute. Mostly in the blind puppy kind of way. She is very innocent and Cisk often wories that someone will take advantage of her clueless nature. His parents…, he has parents, u huh.
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He curently studies computer science, because he wants to create his own games one day. He is good at logical thinking and math. He can move his eyes separatly (not as usefull as it sounds) He likes to think up game worlds with comleatly alien rules. He can juggle.
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Damn, I don't know how the other autors do this. I mean, look at all this information i just had to come up with on the spot. And it isn't like it is interconected and i could naturaly folow from one point to another. Those autors who can write out these character sheats at the drop of a hat are beasts i tell you.
What do you mean 'Why do you have to come up with it, when you told us that you are writing this from your own history.'!? Of course i'm writing this from my memory. It's just that it has been a while since then and my memory wasn't perfect at that time, so i have to add some detail, otherwise it would be just to dull. Also you are distracting me with your pointless qestion. Let's get back to the story immediatly, and no further qestions!
There i was, on my way home along the road, when i saw a truck heading my direction. Till this day i'm thankful that i got summoned and not reincarnated. I shudder to think what woud have happened otherwise. As it was, the truck went allong harmlessly and there were no girls or cute animals in need of a heroic selfsacriface.
I of curse continued on my way home without any remarkable hapenings whatsoever. I came to the street where i live and when i went to open my door i noticed a pentagram like picture was sprayed on it. That put me in a bad mood, because as the most responsible of my siblings i would have to be the one to wash it of.
I made to enter, when suddenly there was a white flash and i found myself in a wholy unexpected place.
AN: There you have it peeps, the beginning of my awesome adventure. Some of you might wonder why i ended the chapter so soon, that is so the smarter ones who skipped this, can join us right when the action begins. But don't worry, even though i haven't written much before, i have read a lot, so i know all the mistakes which i need to avoid to make my story the best one possible. You are gonna love it, guaranteed!
> AUTHORS NOTE
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> There you have it, my first story i post on the internet ever. I originaly had something more serious in mind, but when i opened my text editor I wanted to write a title first. As I was unable to come up with something better on the spot i just wrote the curent title as a placeholder and added the subtitle „that's a shitty title“ to it, so i wouldn't forget that i have to replace it with something better. But then i got reminded of all those japanise novels with extra long titles which act as mini sumaries and the chinese novel titels which are asertions of strenght and awesomnes. And gues what. I had both. From there naturaly followed the prolog title and the first few sentences. The rest… you can see for yourself how it turned out.
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> Chances are that i will continue this, if even the slightest interest is shown. Thought at some point i might go back and write something more serious in a similar vein like i originaly planed.
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> Anyways, any opinions would be greatly apreciated, so do please share them in the comments. Contrary to what the autor seems to think, i know for a fact, that my story telling is pasable at best and i have a long way to go yet.