Once upon a time it all started It was like so, but wasn’t. It began Oddly. I was saving all ze super mega buttifull ppl in the universe that where all gathered at this one road in the middle of nowhere but it was like awesome and everyone was happy and then truckーさま came and almost killed like one, I mean all of them but me being aw3s0m3 w4s ike and went there we go I mean no I jumped and saved all 12389713 kids and was like awesome.
But sinec me ish awesome god thought like I mean said “Oh mi gud I will give u all ze powars And u will be aweshom hohohoho” I w3nt lik3 “OH COOL, Giv3 me my shiz plzw” “Okai” And then I was supa aw3som1 in a nu ther wurld. It wat aw3s0m3. So it w3nt like tiz
First I found myself midst a big crowd and wondered why nobody noticed that I suddenly appeared. I was always known for owning chaotic thinking patterns but I’ve never been sure why that was a thing.
Ich fand mich zuerst wieder inmitten einer großen Menschenmenge und fragte mich, wieso keiner bemerkte, dass ich plötzlich erschien. Ich war schon immer bekannt dafür, chaotische Gedanken zu haben, aber ich verstehe nicht, wieso das ein Problem sein sollte.
After I took my place in this new world through many interesting moments I will leave out because this Story is not supposed to be good, I gained 7,000,000,000 harem members.This world is very big so that is only about 0.001%
Nachdem ich mich nach vielen interessanten Momenten in dieser neuen Welt eingefunden hatte, die ich nicht weiter erwähnen werde, weil diese Geschichte nicht gut sein soll, habe ich 7.000.000.000 harem Mitglieder gekriegt. Diese Welt ist sehr groß also sind das nur ungefähr 0,001%.
That is pretty much all that happened though since after that I just went to fight a really strong enemy. There wasn’t really a reason for it or anything, is there supposed to be one? That’s how they all do it right? Yeah.
Isso é praticamente tudo o que aconteceu, já que depois disso só fui lutar contra um inimigo realmente poderoso. Não tinha realmente um motivo para isto ou qualquer coisa, é preciso ter?É assim que todos fazem isso, né? Sim.
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The Giant Dragon was, well, giant. Yeah. So I went there with my 7,000,000,000 harem to make sure I can’t lose, but sadly they all died instantly which made me unbelievably mad.
O Dragão Gigante era, bem, gigante. Sim. Então eu fui lá com o meus 7,000,000,000 de membros do harém para ter a certeza que não fosse perder, mas infelizmente todos eles morreram instantaneamente o que me fez incrivelmente furioso.
Normall11 when me sih n0t mdas I do like Supa damago toi ever1thin and like destroy worlds with breath m1n3. But when madz Me ish Even Baaaaaaaaddaaasssererrsrsrs Me Become like supa awesome and all the colors of rainbow and then it l1k3 gets all colorful and I like and can do and like ehm awesome thingies.
M11 p0w3rs where so guuud that nuthing can comparez even God And the Creator ca not do a th1ng! Me trainz ova 40000 0000000 00 0 0 00 0 00000000214812489127498218urw9du9129 yeras! So With super modas me ish unkillaaaabaaaaal!
But then it happened, no matter how hard I tried the lowly creature in front of me won.
Aber es geschah dennoch, was auch immer ich machte, die mickrige Kreatur vor mir besiegte mich.
I could not do anything against it, for some reason I was unable to win.
Ich konnte nichts dagegen tun, ich konnte aus irgendeinen Grund einfach nicht gewinnen.
I learned all the arts there are to learn and was even able to split the universe itself. Why was I unable to defeat a simple dragon? It was weird.
Eu aprendi todas as artes que há para aprender e fui até mesmo capaz de dividir o próprio universo. Porque fui incapaz de derrotar um simples dragão? Foi estranho.
Even after going into super mega ultra rainbow mode I couldn’t do anything against it
Mesmo depois depois de entrar em modo super mega ultra rainbow(Arco-íris) não pude fazer nada contra ele
The dragon was so unlievabalale strooooook I knuw nuthing of how to fight it! Even my best tactis of alwaz tak1n wht they did bef0r3 has losing did!
Rock papaer sciccors is rly difficuuult. But Th4nk gud I have have Supa boday and ama amazhis so It feell inn love and transformed to Supa awesome ///////// I gav3 a supa wet kiss and its lips tasted lik3 honeys so I sharted my 2nd harems
The End
Tl;dr MC dies, MC gets cheat, MC gets super giant harem, MC loses fight that shouldn’t be lost, Enemy falls in love with MC, “plot”.