In a far land called scoop, a weird duck is looking at the sky.

He has been looking at the sky for a few minutes, but to him it feels like months have gone by.

He feels a connection to the sky, it's always blue. Like a duck it's always white.

He gets angry, looks away and walks off!

He walks and he walks. He is looking for a particular thing.

His favorite thing, A stick made out of wood!

Why does he like this thing so much?

Well the reason is that he likes licking and tasting sticks!

He stops. He found a stick! The stick was on the ground near a big mountain. Well it looks like a big mountain to a duck, but to a human no.

The stick had a lot of gray stuff on it, the duck hates gray stuff. So he grabs the stick with his snout and licks off the gray stuff from the stick.

He then starts tasting the stick and he rates the stick from 1 to 10.

How he rates the sticks you ask? He has tasted so many sticks that every stick he licks now has an unique taste to it. He uses the unique taste to rate the stick!

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While he was licking and rating the stick, another stick appeared! The duck jumped from the sudden appearance of the stick,

He looked at the weird stick, curiousity took over him and he spew the gray stuff stick on the ground and picked up the weird stick!

What shall be the weird stick's flavor?

This question fills up his head, he licks the weird stick and.. The stick tastes.... Wait a minute. Is this a stick?

The duck looks at the stick that is in his snout. It looks like a stick. But it doesn't taste like a stick. Has he been fooled by his friends?

Oh yeah, he doesn't have friends. Wait.. Has the god of the sky given him this fake stick?

This is a conspiracy. Why would a god give him a fake stick? What has this duck done to that god.

The duck spews out the weird stick and looks at the sky. He moves his snout. Up and down. Up and down.

Indicating that he is angry at the god!

Why? Why have you done this? What have I done? The duck thinks. The duck then looks away from the sticks and says.

I will never taste sticks ever.

He starts running fast. So fast that he couldn't see anything. A duck's eyes are really bad, he knew that.

But how has he gone so fast that he couldn't see anything. Wait what is that thi-....