The man balled his fist and tore the white ground away. He stood up and threw it out of his hands and stared at the screen.
"You wanna roll then let’s roll." He struck a pose, and then slapped his hands in front of him.
The world dimmed and a faint sound of music began to play.
In que the man began to dance. HE DANCED LIKE NO ONE IS WATCHING.
A sick head spin followed up with a back flip.
The board took the challenge and the whitespace swirled bellow it and the board flowed into it.
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A pain white form of a human rose. Mannequin-esk.
The two beings locked eyes and began to dance with umbridled passion. Blows throb through the actions of shuffles and vibrates movements.
A dance battle begun. And like the world chose to respond to this madness a voice echoed up 'D-D-DANCE BATTLE HAS BEGUN!'
'We got Ful Grin vs WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT IS!'
'I am your host April Vocul! Nice to meetcha all! NOW LETS DANCE!"
Light shown on Ful and he gave a moon walk and spun, pointing at the board now human. Board stumbled back like it was struck and spun. (Bruno mars)
It took the spin and turned it into a backflipped and head-spin, pushing itself back to its feet and landing into a crouch, double pointing at Ful. (Korean)
He mimed getting hit with two gun shots, somehow coughing blood, shuffled his feet back and dropped low, and did the russian dance. Which the Russian music from tf2 played. (link)
He sprung up and bowed, miming a hat tip to the Board. It fell to the ground, grinned and began go cow girl wild style breakdown funky dance, a horse appear from somewhere and began to dance too. Then an army of white dudes began to dance. (Woma-gonna-style)
Lights flared and menstrual of sound blared. It was a whole party. By the end the ground was covered in blood and everyone was passed out.
IT ending with everyone sweaty, and only men laying near and atop of eachother.
[April fools. Yeah, no, sadly this didn’t happen.]