Laying on the less than average bed i open my book, and start flipping through the pages. Other than the first three pages there's a fourth page that just says Achievement's. Isn't even any weird poetry at the top like usual. The first three pages still have the weird top text. Which seems to change whenever it wants to. Have i mentioned how weird this book is? Because its very weird. From a scale of one to ten I'd say it's right around horse turning in to a gummy bear shotgun. Which for those of you that are uneducated means seven.
The rest of the books pages just have a bunch of unreadable scribbles on them. I hope Top-Hat Guy is okay mentally cause the scribbles give of a not so sane vibe, a red flag I'd say. But hey that's just me. Interrupting me from my contemplation of Top-Hat Guy's sanity i see Harvey pecking on the window to be let in. So i decide to let him in. Whit his report on the outside world i can hopefully gain some clue of what to do next. As it turns out I've apparently found my self living in a very big pine forest. There's a wide river a short walk to the west. East there's a decent sized Village. North is just more pine forest it seems. South is a big road that leads up to the village it doesn't continue north though it just stops. Huh that's good to know. Good job Harvey! caw! Guess you can go check out the village tell me what the people do and what they look like. caw! Great, fly safe. Now that i think about it Harley hasn't been back yet wonder what's taking her so long. Looks like the sun is going down so I'm gonna go to sleep if Harley isn't back by tomorrow ill have Harvey look for her.
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I open my eye's slowly as i notice a soft creature laying curled up on my stomach. Oh, Harley you're back. I suddenly feel an overwhelming compulsion to pet Harley so i decide to do so. meow. Slept better than i expected apparently its exhausting being trapped. meow. Harvey's stalking the village at the moment anyway can you get of my chest? meow. please meow. As Harley meowed disappointedly she jumped of my chest and on to the lesser chair. Standing up i give my body a stretch before i decide to see what's for breakfast. Uhm Harley how in the world did you get all this here. meow! I look at Harley and then back at the cloth sack filled whit potatoes. So you're saying you just picked this up whit your little cat jaws and out ran the angry farmer chasing you? meow. You scared him off how? meow. A roar? Can i hear it? GROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. The whole house and probably the rest of the forest was filled whit the loudest roar i have ever heard. it was akin to a good hundred cannons going of a the same time. loud enough that my ears where currently ringing.
How can something so small and cute and fuzzy and kitten like make the sound of an angry killer T-rex on steroids. Ha ha~ im just gonna eat my breakfast. meow. Good job Harley. I pick up one of the potatoes from the bag and promptly scarf it down like a wild animal. Why? Because manners only matter when someone's looking. The potato tasted kind of like a potato but worse i guess everything in this place just kind of sucks huh. Maybe its just the food? Who knows they might have a McDonalds whit good food here however unlikely. I decide its time to open my book graciously bestowed upon me buy Top-Hat Guy.
In the pines in the pines where the sun don't ever shine~
Manor status:
MP 2/10
MPR 0 a day
Health 2000/2000
Residents 2/2
Looks like Top-Hat Guy is still going strong whit the weird cryptic poetry. Anyway looks like potatoes are going to be good fuel for a while. I eat another 4 potatoes leaving 10 left. guess i should reward Harley whit something this must have taken a while to get back. kriiieeeeeee. What's that noise? sounds like a tone deaf chain-smoker trying to sing. hissss. Harley's looking real wary of whatever that noise was moving as far away from the door as possible. Maybe cats are afraid of chain-smokers? BANG BANG. Okaaaay someone is knocking very loudly on the front door. Sounds like whatever insane chain-smoker that's out there wants in. kriiieeeeeee. Another weird screech comes from behind the door doesn't sound human. I grab the lesser chair whit one hand and go up to the door. i lean up against the wall and click down the handle raising lesser chair. the door immediately swings open and the ugliest monkey-thing i have ever seen jumps inside the house. The ugly furless green monkey notices Harley and instantly lunges at her claws out. BASH THUD. There where to sounds in total the sound of me hitting the green monkey-thing right in the head whit lesser chair and green monkey-thing hitting the floor. KRIIIIEEEEEEEE. The monkey thing screams out in pain chain-smoker style as it puts its hands on its now bleeding head.
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I simply respond by hitting it again BASH. i lift lesser chair up again and swing down WOOSH Monkey-thing kicks off the floor and over to the back wall avoiding my attempt at hitting it again. Monkey-thing was resilient. Now completely ignoring Harley it lunges at me. Remembering my school days when i used to play baseball i swing lesser chair at Monkey-thing's head namely his jaw. KRIEEE- BASH. A good swing from the right sends monkey-thing into the table. The table being sturdier than i thought just takes it like a champ. Monkey-thing however isn't doing so hot no more having hit the table whit his neck it wasn't moving. I place lesser chair back at the table. breathing out a sigh my heart was still beating very fast. I turned my head to look outside and i could see sets of footprints. One set from Harley and the other likely from mon- KRIEEEEEEEE I turn my head as quickly as i can only to see claws coming towards my face instinctively i try to step back. SWIIISH. AHHHHHHH. i hold my left hand to my face as i scream out in pain. The stupid monkey-thing seeing this takes its chance and pounces again swinging out a claw at me whit a KRIEEEE. this time however I'm ready for it as i duck under the claw and counter attack aiming my fist right at his jaw. BASH. My punch forces it's mouth closed as it had been screaming at me for a while now. hope it bit its tongue of. Monkey-thing stunned by my counter is unable to do any thing as i swing again. BASH. I hit the stupid idiot thing right in the nose causing it too fall onto its back. i pint it to the floor as i continue my onslaught. BASH. i hit the thing on its now broken nose.
BASH. I hit it again i had its arms pinned whit my knees so it wasn't going anywhere BASH. I hit it again KRIE- BASH. It tried to scream i hit it again. BASH. I hit it again... BASH. I hit it again..... BASH. I hit it again.... BASH.
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Harvey came back. Oh hey Harvey i smiled you came just in time to help clean up. c-caw. oh don't worry about me i'm fine. Anyway you and Harley might want to drag this thing outa here. Harley was currently in the midst of trying to do so though it wasn't going very well . Seeing as that thing was about the size of me. i had already pushed the thing out as far as i could whit out going outside so the rest was up to them. actually now that i think about cant i just make more friends to help me out? Too the book!!
67 seas in your eyes
Pet menu:
Dark bird 5 MP
Dark rat 5 MP
Paper fox 10 MP
Scare cat 10 MP
Locked
Locked
What? 67 seven seas? In someone's eyes? In my eyes? I am deeply confused and a little disturbed Top-Hat Guy must have gone mad. anyway looks like the text bellow Scare-cat is still locked. Think I'm gonna get me a fox wonder if it'll be made out of paper. PAPER FOX! A fox about the size of, you guessed it a fox appeared in front of me. The fox had a blueish white fur whit the end of its tail being totally white. and its sharp teeth looked as thin as paper probably where it got the name. Alright mister fox help Harley and Harvey drag away the thing! Not knowing what sound a fox made or how to write it down the fox simply ran over and started helping the two drag the thing away. meow. you want to eat it? meow. Sure why not guess you guy's got to eat too.
Whit the corpse out of the way now the only problem was the bloodstains on the floor of my house. there was a lot of blood couldn't really do anything about it now though. Harvey flew in through the open door as i was about to have my lunch of potatoes whit something odd in his mouth. He put it on the table as i scarfed down the 6th potato today. it was a little black stone about the size of two fingers. it was also glowing faintly which was odd for a stone. Where did you find this? caw! In the corpse? Huh. Maybe this was the thing the book talked about? it was likely. Harvey find more of those Green looking monkeys. and bring them here one at the time though. Also take Mr. fox whit you. Wait actually i have an idea. I ate 4 more potatoes and refilled my MP PAPER FOX! Another Paper-fox appeared in front of me. i ate more potatoes. I stopped at the last on though thinking about it. I should plant it in the ground for long term benefit. it did mean i couldn't summon another fox but it wasn't that big a deal instead i choose to summon a rat might as well right. DARK RAT. A rat whit entirely black fur and beady white eyes appeared in front of me it was actually pretty cute.
Harvey call everyone into the house I've got orders. caw! As soon as all the animals assembled in my house i started laying out the plan. Harvey you are now in charge of the two new foxes. Go out and find those green ugly monkeys actually lets just call them goblins they look close enough once you find one lead it to the house do warn me first though before it arrives. your main goal is to get the goblin too chase the foxes and have the foxes run back to me. where i will be ready. i do want you to weaken it a bit though i recommend ambushing. first swoop in and annoy it from above. then let the foxes attack the goblin while its distracted if this fails to kill it on the first attack lead it back to me. got all that? caw! Great!
Harley you will take the rat whit you on your supply runs try not to get noticed if you can. Any food will do. first though i want you to find a good stick and a rock. meow! Great of to work! Soon enough Harley and the rat came back whit stick and rock the adorable little rat struggling to carry the rock. Great job guys! I took the stick and rock. I sat down in my favorite chair and started to make a makeshift spear well more like a spike the stick wasn't very long but it was good enough for an ambush. My plan you ask? Goblin eradication!