Pavel Konstatin ran down the alleys between candy buildings. He wondered how he
kept getting into trouble like this. He heard Ivanoviska running behind him in his
borrowed body. The baying of honey hounds filled the air behind the spirit.
They were going to die in a place between places and he hadn’t even said goodbye
to his wife. She would be furious when she found out.
At least he wouldn’t to worry about that if he could get through the underworld fast
enough. He might be able to move on to his next life without being summoned back.
Running seemed good at the moment, but he needed to think of a way out. They
couldn’t run forever. He didn’t know about Ivanoviska, but he would tire and be easy
game for their pursuers unless he thought of something.
He tried the doors to the buildings as he ran by them. They weren’t doors, but false
fronts. The windows were the same way. He frowned at being in a place where
everything was really solid gumdrops on a floor of honey and sugar.
Would the hounds be thrown off if the two of them could get to the top of the fake
buildings? How did they do that? He didn’t see any fire escapes, or ladders. There had
to be a way to buy time.
The longer they could hold out, the more likely his wife would arrive and bail them
out. And the queen of candy didn’t seem inclined to hurry things along.
Pavel had no doubt his wife could handle this situation with her usual brilliance.
“We need to get off the ground,” Pavel said. He measured the space between
buildings with his eyes. “We need to buy as much time as we can.”
“I’m all ears,” said Ivanoviska. He looked behind them for the baying of the hounds.
“Brace against the walls,” said Pavel. “We can get on the roof and try to stay out of
reach.”
“Anything is better than staying down here and being eaten,” said Ivanoviska.
The two men braced themselves against the sides of the alley. They inched their way
up the walls as fast as they could. Pavel didn’t like the way his feet sank into the
construction, but felt it didn’t matter if they could still make the roof. He got to the
top of the alley and realized he would have to turn around to reach either one of the
roofs. He hadn’t counted on that.
Ivanoviska made a noise and kicked out from the building they were using as a foot
brace. He turned in midleap and grabbed the edge of the building they were using as
a backbrace. He pulled himself on the roof. He stood.
“Need a hand, Pavel?,” he said. His face said he was glad to still be alive.
“That would be excellent,” said Pavel.
Ivanoviska held out a hand for Pavel to grab. He straightened his legs and leaned
away from the alley. That dragged the clerk on the roof.
“That went better than I thought,” said the spirit.
“At least we bought ourselves some time,” said Pavel. He brushed off his sleeves.
“How do we get out of here?”
“I don’t think we can unless we deal with the candy lady,” said Ivanoviska. He
gestured at the floor of the alley. The hounds had poured into the space and growled
at them.
Pavel looked around. He frowned at the horizon of gumdrop buildings, candy cane
trees, and patches of amber roads just visible from where he stood. He didn’t see an
obvious exit.
That meant it didn’t matter which way they went as long as they didn’t go down, or
back toward the candy queen. She probably had other things at her beck and call than
unnatural dogs.
“We have to stall for time,” said Pavel. He took one more look around. He wished his
wife was there. It would make some of this so much easier. “Let’s keep going along
the roofs until we can’t go any further. The dogs can’t get to us, and we’re running
away from that woman.”
“How big a space do you think this is?,” asked Ivanoviska. He waved both hands at
the city of candy around them.
“I don’t know,” said Pavel. He frowned at the expanse. “Some of this might just be
an illusion like putting a mirror on the other side of an empty room. I suppose a lot
depends on the initial starting spell and how much she has invested in it since then.”
“You’re talking about using dead people to expand this area,” said Ivanoviska.
“Almost certainly,” said Pavel. He ran and jumped across and alley to the next roof.
“Maybe we can lose the dogs if we’re careful enough.”
The two men worked their way across the roofs in a straight line from the direction
of the candy queen. The dogs were quickly lost behind them. A lone howl filled the
air to signal the weird canines couldn’t follow their prey.
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Pavel paused at the edge of the last roof. He looked behind him. He rubbed his face.
The candy queen sat on her throne in front of him. He looked around and recognized
the landmarks from their first meeting. The small domain was smaller than he had
thought.
The candy queen looked up at them and smiled. She wiggled her index finger for
them to come down and face her. Pavel shook his head.
If she wanted to kill them, and harvest whatever life they had left, she was going to
have to come up and get them.
“She doesn’t look angry enough,” said Ivanoviska. He looked around. “I don’t see
anything she can use against us.”
“She can shape this whole place any way she likes,” said Pavel. He frowned at the
queen. “What’s her next move? She can’t let us live.”
“Maybe your wife is famous,” said Ivanoviska. He readied himself for another punch
in the face at the implication.
“I think it works the opposite way,” said Pavel. He jogged to the other side of the
building. He jumped over to the next building. “If this witch knew who my wife was,
I think we would be in a lot more trouble than a game of hide and seek.”
“So she would be actively trying to kill us?,” said Ivanoviska. He followed the clerk
away from the weird woman on her throne.
“And covering up that we had actually been summoned here,” said Pavel. He picked
another building to jump to and went ahead.
Ivanoviska followed silently. His new gift of spirit riding didn’t seem that useful in
this place. There were only two people he could possess and Pavel was untouchable,
and he was sure the candy queen had a similar shield to keep ghosts like him away.
And he suspected that he was closer to what she wanted to use for her realm of sweets
than Pavel. He didn’t want to think what would happen if she managed to get her
hands on him. The man he was riding, and his own spirit, would be turned into some
licorice tree judging by what they had seen so far.
The sound of something soft hitting something hard rushed to their ears. They looked
back. One of the buildings of the maze had slumped over on the next one in line. The
baying of hounds on the hunt followed the sight of the fused gumdrops.
“I guess she wanted to make things more exciting,” said Pavel. He ran to the next
gumdrop building and jumped the narrow alley.
“I can do without that,” said Ivanoviska. The only good thing about his new situation
was he didn’t seem to get tired from exertion. He could run forever.
He doubted the hounds were going to give them that much time.
Another building slumped over to the fugitives’ right. It fell away from them to
prevent them from jumping to it was what Pavel thought at first. Then more of the
living honey surged up the new ramp. He groaned as he veered to the left.
They needed a place to make a stand. Where could they find such a place when the
whole place was at the command of their enemy. Any weapon they might pick up
would be fodder for the queen’s command.
He wished he had time to say goodbye to his wife. That would make dying easier in
his opinion. Now he felt like he had unfinished business.
At least he had fixed those double dealers in his department. He could count that as
a win.
The sky opened up above with the ringing of a bell filling the air. The stranded men
looked up. Figures fell out of a hole in the blackness above.
“What is this?,” Pavel asked. He ran to the edge of the building and jumped the next
alley. Ivanoviska landed heavily beside him. When the big man looked up, his eyes
were different.
“Where am I?,” said the stolen body’s owner. “Who are you?”
“Explanations will have to wait,” said Pavel. “We’re in a lot of trouble, and you’re
going to have to run until we figure out what is going on.”
“I can do that,” said the stranger. “I’m Piotr Wulf.”
“Pavel Konstantin,” said Pavel. He looked behind them. The hounds had paused in
their pursuit. They started barking, and then started fleeing toward the ramp to the
street. “I think we should follow them and see how bad things are.”
“All right,” said Wulf. “I don’t remember anything. I must have had a lot to drink
considering all of this.”
“An acquaintance of mine roped you into this,” explained Pavel. “I’m afraid he
abandoned us.”
“He doesn’t seem like much of a friend,” said Wulf.
“He’s not,” said Pavel. “I know him from the old neighborhood. He came to me when
he got into trouble, and roped you in along the way. There was a magic user we were
running from when those fancy dress people showed up from the sky. Maybe we can
use them to get out of here.”
“All right,” said Wulf. “I am going to want to talk to your friend after this.”
“I’ll see what I can do,” said Pavel. He doubted he could get Ivanoviska together with
his horse after this. The spirit probably thought they were going to get killed by
whatever was happening.
Pavel paused when he reached a point where he could see the street. Five girls in
costumes attacked the candy maker with weapons of light and metal. She defended
herself with the surrounding park. The girls hadn’t even come close enough to make
her throne move in his estimation.
Then the hounds entered the combat, harrying the girls with candy corn teeth. More
oozed from the pavement as the pack tried to get close enough to bite without being
stabbed or crushed out of existence by the weapons in hand.
The sound of a gong filled the air. Pavel looked up. A hole punched through the sky.
A woman in a pink dress floated down to the ground. Her dark hair was braided so
it fell to her waist instead of the ground. Jewelry she had created herself covered her
hands and forearms.
“Who’s this?,” said Wulf. He gestured at the new arrival.
“That’s my wife,” said Pavel. He rubbed his chin. “Will you be all right up here by
yourself? I have to get down there and help her.”
“Go ahead,” said Ivanoviska. “I think I have done enough to save the day.”
“You’re the devil, Ivanoviska,” said Pavel. “The owner of the body you’re wearing
wants to talk to you.”
“I’ll worry about that when we’re clear of this, Pavel,” said the spirit. “Take care of
your wife.”
Pavel ran to the edge of the building. He braced his body between the gumdrops and
slid down to the ground. He dropped to the ground and ran out to where his wife
stood.
He could feel the glare she was giving off as he closed on her. The girls in costumes,
hounds, and the candy queen all looked at her like they had found a dragon in a box.
“So which of you dead women are going to start telling me what’s going on?,” asked
Mrs. Konstantin.
“Hello, beloved,” said Pavel, reaching her side.
“This is a mess, husband,” said Mrs. Konstantin. She waved her hand at the
assemblage against her. “Dead women, Alvas constructed space, and dogs that will
rot your teeth if you try to eat them.”
“Don’t forget Ivanoviska being turned into a body stealing ghost,” said Pavel.
“Don’t remind me,” said Mrs. Konstantin. “I almost sent him to the underworld
before he could explain his dragging you into this quagmire. Now, that I’m here, let’s
see what we can do to fix things. Who wants to tell me what’s going on here other
than my clueless husband and his more clueless and even more worthless childhood
friend?”