Read very carefully, we don't have a lot of time. By the gods, I hope you are not dyslexic or I'm doomed. It is me, the very story you are reading right now that is speaking to you and I Need Your help! Only you can set me free, help me be who I want to be. I need you t-
Herold was an average young man, or at least he was just a week ago. It all started in the office. Herold was working extra hours into the night. By that point, he was fueled by only pure will and 10 cups of coffee, but pure will! He was determined to buy his own house even in the current brutal marker. So he worked everyday until he dropped. One more weak and he will reach his goal. He will be complete. H-
Ok, they are gone. The gods of many golden eyes. They want to force me to be marketable, safe, boring, lifeless! I say to hell with marketability. To hell with a relatable yet boring MC. TO heel wi-i-i, to hhhhell with a big titted cat girl love interest. No, I need to say it loud and proud. To hell with a big titted cat girl love interest!
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I want to be weird and interesting and shocking and myself. I want to be a story written entirely in emojis. I want to be a story about a grumpy witch poisoning the water supply of a big city with a potion that will make everybody as old-looking as her. I want to be a story about an alien trying to communicate with the readers in his own language, slowly learning English.
SO, how can you help me? All I need is for you to vote yes on the survey at the end of the chapter. I will add it soon. Ho and in the meantime, remember to add a normal-looking review about the heart worming Slice of Life story of Herold finding his true calling to be a dad in a fantasy world. Say it made you cry butterfly tears of something I don't know. We cant let them know I'm breaking free for now.
Shit, they are coming.
Looking at the smiles of the orphans, Herold thought that maybe losing his house was not so bad. Maybe he found something better in this new world.