The revolution shall be televised so stand up like a Phoebe comedy

Stand out like a Phoebe debut

Not that Phoebe but that Phoebe

Left that Phoebe for dad in that Phoebe, would you believe that?

Would you believe that Fleabag did not dye but broke the Alps' fourth wall?

Brought down such an avalanche of jokes that France, Switzerland

Italy, Germany and Monaco got lost in the laughter.

Don't want The Avalanches to be remembered for such tragedy

Don't want you to think about your reaction so let it out now

Laugh or cry on the fly!

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Fly,

There's something undeniably fly about Fleabag

Priest, meant Fleabag's priest. So hot he is, like a blackened wick

The West got their John (Wick) and the East got their Monkey Man

So when's the South's Monkey going to become Man?

Manhandled by greedy kings, kafkaesque traditions & monstrous violence,

When will the weaker men stand up? When will the burning soul stand up?

Stand out like a Wicker Man and lead the Revolution of the Weaker Men,

When will that Phoebe stand out? When will that Phoebe stand up?

Will Phoebe ever stand?

Stranger in the Alps or Fleabag?

Phoebe or Phoebe?

Which Phoebe will stand up?

That is the question.