{Congratulations, your randomly chosen race is "Slime", your randomly chosen class is "Devourer".}

What?

{Due to the incredible changes in the shape of your form, you will be left unconscious for an unknown duration.}

WHAT?

"WAIT A MOMENT WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!"

I lose consciousness at the same time as others from my class, just have to hope the others won't abandon us here to be eaten or something.

Timeskip because I'm a lazy bum

I wake up from this bout of unconsciousness wich lasted who knows how long to see...

That I'm alone, everyone left, nothing that looks even remotely alive is around me.

Wait, I'm a slime now soooo, how can I see?

{Slimes are monsters that are very in tune with mana, as such, hiding from them is nigh impossible due to them "seeing" with the use of mana itself, making them a surprisingly dangerous foe at times.}

Thank you for the random bout of information about my species... whatever you are... system or gods doesn't matter, I like you either way, seems like you gave me common knowledge for slimes and the basics of what I can do, for exemple.

I proceed to use the ONLY power that comes with my class on a piece of rather large wood nearby.

Stolen story; please report.

[DEVOUR]

I don't know how to explain it but, it's kinda like doing that makes me a bit more "whole" in a way, also

{DEVOUR has been used on a large piece of wood, user obtains [Bark generation] and [photosynthesis], user has become more in tune with nature, this may intervene with evolution later on}

First things first, there are no limits on how many times I can do this, and it costs nothing, unlike magic wich would require mana, I just gained 2 skills from a single use on something as trivial as a piece of wood, and, EVOLUTION, I can evolve, from slime to possibly a variant of sort, that's it here is the plan.

1. Abuse [DEVOUR] to get as many skills as possible.

2. Evolve into some kind of nightmare inducing monster.

3. PROFIT.

I like this plan, let's keep using [DEVOUR] on everything we see until we find something that's alive.

You know... I said something that's alive buuuuut, an undead works too.

I walked (slid, rolled, slimed?) my way to what appears to be a small group of undead, now, that's where your typical protagonist would destroy those "unholy wretches" buuuuut.

[DEVOUR]

I'm just not like that, they are just a few more skills to add to my collection.

{User has used [DEVOUR], user has obtained the skills [summon lesser undead], [cursed eyes] and [infection], user has become more in tune with undead and cursed mana, this may influence evolution.}

Yeah I get it already, you kept saying that for the last several hours I get it, can we keep it to only giving me the skills, thank you.

{Understood}

Wait, I didn't expect that, anything else I should be made aware of?

{Due to [cursed eyes], you will go through changes to your form (eyes), as such, you will made unconscious}

Shit.

As I lose consciousness for the second time in such a short period of time, I can't help but think of one, simple, thing...

Or, more like wonder one single thing.

Just how fickle is friendship?